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post #51 of 69
8/15/08 at 4:18pm
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Originally Posted by Raspberry Leper View Post
How do you decide which of the 6 bagels gets the 1.5 tbsp of cream cheese?
I close my eyes and point. Also this thread has me dying for some grillades and grits. Louisianans better know what I'm talking about or I am going to kill some folks.
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post #52 of 69
8/19/08 at 2:07pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
I close my eyes and point. Also this thread has me dying for some grillades and grits. Louisianans better know what I'm talking about or I am going to kill some folks.
yess sir, as a Louisianian I can attest to the badassery that is grillades and grits, but allow mw to one up you. Sunday Mark Phelps could have come to my house for lunch. I cooked a big pot of chicken and sausage jambalaya, a bigger pot of maquechoux and some brownies. he would have been good to go for a while.
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post #53 of 69
8/19/08 at 2:09pm
Man, you could just feel the white suit and straw hat coming off that statement. In fact, I assume that post was written while pulling on suspenders.
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post #54 of 69
8/19/08 at 2:23pm
The Eventual Death of Me.
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post #55 of 69
8/19/08 at 2:25pm
That's disgusting.
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post #56 of 69
8/19/08 at 2:29pm
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Originally Posted by Misfit View Post
Just reading about that makes me have to poop.
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post #57 of 69
8/19/08 at 2:33pm
Two of my favorite things in the world that I never thought could be combined.

And oh yeah, that recipe is precisely why. Doesn't sound all that appealling...
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post #58 of 69
8/19/08 at 3:09pm
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Originally Posted by Misfit View Post
I love whiskey.

I love bacon.

I do not love bacon whiskey.
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post #59 of 69
8/19/08 at 3:23pm
Think about cooking with it though. You could make a badass marinade with bacon whiskey.
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post #60 of 69
8/19/08 at 3:26pm
Yeah...but that's like...a waste of good (relative term) whiskey.
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post #61 of 69
8/19/08 at 3:29pm
If you're Michael Phelps, you can afford to make Bacon Whiskey.
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post #62 of 69
8/19/08 at 3:45pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Man, you could just feel the white suit and straw hat coming off that statement. In fact, I assume that post was written while pulling on suspenders.
indeed it was, but you forgot a couple things. I was also standing on the wraparound porch of my plantation while simultaneously rasslin' a 'gator and drinkin sweet tea. after I rassled that gator, I skinned him and then I went and sat under a spanish-moss covered cypress tree and studied up on my voodoo while playing a washboard.

so, you're from SFV huh? do you post in between breaks from the porno that you're making? =o)
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post #63 of 69
8/19/08 at 3:56pm
Absolutely
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post #64 of 69
8/19/08 at 4:28pm
There's been at least one survivor.
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post #65 of 69
8/19/08 at 4:43pm
Bacon Whiskey: This sounds like something a bacon-fetishiest and heavy pot smoker would come up with.
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post #66 of 69
8/19/08 at 4:52pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Bacon Whiskey: This sounds like something a bacon-fetishiest and heavy pot smoker would come up with.

But why use a Whiskey. If you want bacon flavored booze, why not use a cheap vodka, or something that has no flavor of it own?
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post #67 of 69
8/19/08 at 4:55pm
Because such a decision clearly indicates that pot logic was used.
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post #68 of 69
8/19/08 at 5:20pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Because such a decision clearly indicates that pot logic was used.
lol
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post #69 of 69
10/19/10 at 11:26am
Is that you, Cthulhu?
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