Confessions: Horrible stuff you've done. - Page 4

Oh man! You could have done so much great shit to her with her purse. You could have flushed her cards down the toilet. Pissed on her cellphone (if she had one). Given her ATM/credit cards/social security card to a bum. Pissed in her purse, shit in her purse, gotten her address and sent her all sorts of repugnant smut or a NAMBLA membership, stuffed her eyebrow pencil up your ass or her lipstick, poked holes in rubbers if there were any, paid a tough chick to whip her ass. Or if it were me I'd wait til she was good and loaded and fuck up her hair with scissors.

I once shot my sister with a blow dart and body slammed her on Thanksgiving over an arguement about the remote control (seperate incidents). I hit my other sister in her ear because she messed up one of my comic books. Mysisters and I hurt each other a lot and we are all very kind to each other because of it now.

I went with some older kids once and allowed them to coax me into breaking into and vandalizing a neighbor's house because I wanted their friendship and approval. They were actually pieces of shit. I'll regret this stuff the rest of my life.

Here is one I heard of but had no part in, these guys put a black cat firecracker into a cigarette and gave it to a guy. They thought the explosion was terribly funny until they realized they had blown this poor dude's teeth out. Total dick move.

I kick puppies, squeeze kitties and shake babies.

That's just because you're from Colorado*. We can't judge or blame you for your circumstances.


*Lived there for 4 years.

So then you know about rocky mountain oysters...Is there no end to our evil?

I'm no marine biologist, but even if I didn't know what Rocky Mountain oysters really are, I'd call bullshit on the presumption that oysters are native to the Rockies. Anyone fooled by that deserves balls in their mouth, as it were.

The other day I was at Hastings, and I saw S1 of Batman: The Animated Series for $19.99 used. I didn't buy it.

I didn't buy it.

I confess to everything

I used to shoplift from Wal-Mart ALL THE TIME when I was around 9 or 10. You know those hair clip barette things for girls? They don't come in sealed packages, but on these cardboard slips that you can easily unclip the barette from. I'd unclip the barettes, put the packaging back on the shelf, pocket them, and walk away scot free. My mom bought me so many damn barettes that I literally had an easter egg basket filled with them in my room, so she wouldn't notice any difference between the stolen ones and the purchased ones. I just saw them sitting there in the store one day and thought, "Man, it would be really easy to just take those things". So I did.

Not that horrible compared to other stuff in here, but I'm still amazed at the amount of shit I stole from Wal-Mart without one bit of blowback.

It is pretty horrible that you stopped.

I got scared that my good luck would run out and I'd get caught, so I stopped.

I once shot a man just to watch him die...

but I got distracted and missed it.

they don't taste that bad though

Yes, but you're still eating BALLS.

You are all deplorable.

I have also eaten Dog, and bugs what your point.

Balls are not as disgusting as real oysters, and I still eat real oysters and Hot Dog even after I know what in Hot Dogs.

2 nights ago I search Youtube and watched all of Celine Dion's live renditions of "My heart will go on", and I cried.

Was haagen daz involved ma'am?