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The new Lara Croft

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post #2 of 37
That shot makes me care.
post #3 of 37
Sexiness aside, that's a really good way to get shot in the vagina.
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
Does anybody still care?
I've never cared, sir. I've never cared.
post #5 of 37
This looks like a still frame of Terry Gilliam cut-out animation. I keep waiting for the weirdly extended leg to start doing 360s as she hops on the other one.
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That picture is millimeters from being a Playboy shoot. Millimeters.
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I'm kinda confused. Is this woman replacing Angelina Jolie? There's gonna be a new movie?
post #8 of 37
She's the ALL NEW LARA CROFT....that shows up at video game shows and conventions to pose and have awkward conversations with nerds.
post #9 of 37
What wade said. There's probably mouthbreathing gamergeeks already angrily beating off to some side-vag.



*totally isn't beating off*
post #10 of 37
Didn't they just have a new one last year? How fast do they go through Lara Crofts?

And is there supposed to be a new game being released soon or something?
post #11 of 37
The pic looks odd. She's all white around the cootchie area. They should have fixed that with an airbrush.

Would make a good "scratch and sniff" photo.
post #12 of 37
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More pics here;
http://www.noticias24.com/gente/?p=3220



They're releasing a new game in November, Tomb Raider: Underworld
post #13 of 37
Rhona Mitra had this gig back in the day. So this gal can look forward to Invisible Man rape in the near future.
post #14 of 37
Odd.

Lara Croft's voice actress - Keely Hawes - is perfectly hot without the need for a stand-in. Plus there's that whole bisexual thing, the naked pictures scandal and the fact she was in Spooks. Cos... well, like I needed a third reason.
post #15 of 37
I say that. She's rather flexible.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7555124.stm
post #16 of 37
I think this whole idea of having a Lara Croft to attend conventions is stupid. On the other hand though, I can't argue with chicks high kicking in short shorts. Crotch shot wins.
post #17 of 37
With the money they're spending on this, which I guess could help for marketing the game, why not just use this chick for another movie? She's already being "trained" for it, and she's flexible and could probably pull off a number of the stunts. Also, I imagine she's cheaper than Angelina Jolie.
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Originally Posted by Bees?! View Post
I say that. She's rather flexible.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7555124.stm
When the reporter asks why it's all necessary. That's priceless.
post #19 of 37
Wasn't there some 15 year old Lara Croft model a few years back? She was pretty hot too.

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Originally Posted by Bees?! View Post
I say that. She's rather flexible.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7555124.stm
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A woman from Croydon has become the new face of the action heroine Lara Croft, beating off over a hundred females for the role.
Heh...
post #20 of 37
Does the phrase "beating off" not carry the same implications in the UK as it does in the US, or is the BBC just being witty and clever?
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Originally Posted by Bees?! View Post
The caption under the video says:

"A woman from Croydon has become the new face of the action heroine Lara Croft, beating off over a hundred females for the role."

Edit: Beaten to the punch. But man, is she gorgeous.
post #22 of 37
She doesn't really have the lips for Lara Croft, though.

The ones on her face, I mean.
post #23 of 37
1. Do they use her for modeling/motion capture when designing the game, or is she purely for promotional appearances? Is that how they make games? I have no idea how any of this works any more.

2. It'd be cool if they had a Ms. Pac-Man model.
post #24 of 37
...*sadly readies 'nude-raider' patch*...
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Originally Posted by Bees?! View Post
Odd.

Lara Croft's voice actress - Keely Hawes - is perfectly hot without the need for a stand-in. Plus there's that whole bisexual thing, the naked pictures scandal and the fact she was in Spooks. Cos... well, like I needed a third reason.
Whoa, horses! Keely Hawes? Naked pictures scandal? Enlighten me.
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When the reporter asks why it's all necessary. That's priceless.
SAS training? So, she's sexy AND can kill me. HOT.
post #27 of 37
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Originally Posted by BTSMGL View Post
SAS training? So, she's sexy AND can kill me. HOT.
I don't think this girl was rucking up mountain ranges and doing building clearings but she can probably handle a weapon well. A big weapon.

The Keeley Hawes nudes aren't bad, but they're not spectacular. I mean there isn't a trend here of showing lip.
post #28 of 37
I'd hug that.
post #29 of 37
More like Lara Crotch hammirite guys?!?!?!
post #30 of 37
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Originally Posted by reggie-wanker View Post
Does the phrase "beating off" not carry the same implications in the UK as it does in the US, or is the BBC just being witty and clever?
It's not used as widely - but still used - it's definitely a slip and as such, the BBC became a tad more awesome.

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Whoa, horses! Keely Hawes? Naked pictures scandal? Enlighten me.
They're not posed for shots if I remember correctly. They're not exactly well hidden either, a simple google images search for her name will reward you on pretty much the first page?
post #31 of 37
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Originally Posted by Misfit View Post
1. Do they use her for modeling/motion capture when designing the game, or is she purely for promotional appearances? Is that how they make games? I have no idea how any of this works any more.
I'm pretty sure her involvement in the game is purely for marketing. Hence why her SAS training et al is all a big joke.
post #32 of 37
Isla Fisher can play Lara too!
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Isla Fisher can play Lara too!
I would so raid her tomb anyday.
post #34 of 37
Mmm... Beefy...
post #35 of 37
This shot makes me think of "Tomb Raider, no underwear!" Very cheeky.
post #36 of 37
When I was 23, a buddy of ours was dating a 46 year old. Another friend dubbed him the Tomb Raider.
post #37 of 37
Dare I answer the original question in this thread? Yes, I still care about the LC videogames. The next-gen games have all gotten good reviews and have improved exponentially over the PS2 versions. TR: Underworld looks good.
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