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post #1 of 48
8/18/08 at 4:51pm
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Phil Collins MEGA-DIVORCE! Leave him alone you greedy bitch, how dare you ask for 46 million? Just leave him alone. Looks like the ex Mrs. Collins is throwing it all away and that's all.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/2008...music_eo/24261
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post #2 of 48
8/18/08 at 5:09pm
#3 Phil? Damn, you figured he would've learned something after the first two.
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post #3 of 48
8/18/08 at 5:12pm
There must have been some misunderstanding. Or some kind of mistake.
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post #4 of 48
8/18/08 at 5:14pm
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Lets hope the ex isn't driving the last spike into Phil's coffin!
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post #5 of 48
8/18/08 at 5:16pm
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Originally Posted by Hans Gruber's EYE CONDITION! View Post
Lets hope the ex isn't driving the last spike into Phil's coffin!
As an aside, that's my favorite Collins tune.

So I'm guessing her coming back to him is against all odds? But hey, it's a chance he'll have to take.
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post #6 of 48
8/18/08 at 5:17pm
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I hope Phil can hang in long enough to make it through this tough time.
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post #7 of 48
8/18/08 at 5:22pm
The news of this divorce is in the air tonight, Oh Lord.
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post #8 of 48
8/18/08 at 5:49pm
I'd like to meet some $46 million pussy. Put that shit on layaway.*

When this divorce is over, Phil will be singing:

"I can't dance, I can't talk, I can't affort to eat, do my laundry, buy a
soda...."


*80s Murphy RULES!
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post #9 of 48
8/18/08 at 5:50pm
this is the world we live in...
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post #10 of 48
8/18/08 at 5:54pm
He's just a lawn mower. You can tell him by the way he walks.
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post #11 of 48
8/18/08 at 5:55pm
I think Phil's only going to be eating at places that are no jacket required.
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post #12 of 48
8/18/08 at 5:56pm
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Originally Posted by KidNtheHelmet View Post
I think Phil's only going to be eating at places that are no jacket required.
Afterwards he'll be taken home, cuz he won't remember.
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post #13 of 48
8/18/08 at 5:57pm
If only she just walked away, he just let her leave without a trace...
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post #14 of 48
8/18/08 at 5:58pm
He would've had to pay less if it turned out she was an illegal allien, an alien alien.
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post #15 of 48
8/18/08 at 6:33pm
She said she'd love him forever, but apparently that was all just a pack of lies.
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post #16 of 48
8/18/08 at 6:34pm
If she's that hard up for cash, can't she just Hook?
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post #17 of 48
8/18/08 at 6:39pm
Turns out he's over it. When asked about the settlement, he said "I don't CARE anymore. No more. No more."
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post #18 of 48
8/18/08 at 6:47pm
Wonder if he'll divorce her by fax...

Be fair, it's about time he traded her in for a new teenage underwear model.
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post #19 of 48
8/18/08 at 6:48pm
I bet he's thinking there's too many men and there's too many problems.
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post #20 of 48
8/18/08 at 6:51pm
I call out to the man on the street. Sir, can you help me? It's cold and I've nowhere to sleep. There somewhere you can turn me? He walks on, doesn't look back. He pretends he can't hear me. Starts to whistle as he crosses the street. Seems embarrassed to be there. Fucking asshole.
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post #21 of 48
8/18/08 at 6:53pm
Well when you told me
You were drowning
I would not lend a hand

I've seen your face
Before my friend
But I don't know if you know who I am

Well I was there
And I saw what you did
I saw it with my own two eyes

So you can wipe off that grin
I know where you've been
It's all been a pack of lies
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post #22 of 48
8/18/08 at 6:55pm
I think we need to hear both sides of the story. Both sides of the stoooorrry.
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post #23 of 48
8/18/08 at 6:57pm
After Phil left the lawyers office he was mumbling something about It's an illusion, it's a game.
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post #24 of 48
8/18/08 at 10:05pm
Attempts to reach Mr. Collins for comment received no reply at all.
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post #25 of 48
8/18/08 at 10:14pm
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I just hope Phil did nothing wrong to his ex. He can't be paying her all this money to keep it dark.
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post #26 of 48
8/18/08 at 10:40pm
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Originally Posted by Raspberry Leper View Post
If she's that hard up for cash, can't she just Hook?
Hey, if you know somewhere that a hooker can get $46 Million from one trick, point me in that direction!
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post #27 of 48
8/18/08 at 11:04pm
His divorce lawyer's only response to the papers: "And then there were three."
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post #28 of 48
8/19/08 at 12:03am
The divorce papers were late. She's probably divorcing him because of all the times he put her in the cage.
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post #29 of 48
8/19/08 at 12:15am
Put your faith in what you most believe in
Two worlds, one family... NO MORE.
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post #30 of 48
8/19/08 at 12:16am
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I heard rumors that the ex-Mrs. Collins was having an affair with the illegal alien who mowed their lawn.
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post #31 of 48
8/19/08 at 10:16am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
I'd like to meet some $46 million pussy. Put that shit on layaway.*

When this divorce is over, Phil will be singing:

"I can't dance, I can't talk, I can't affort to eat, do my laundry, buy a
soda...."


*80s Murphy RULES!


I was thinking the same thing when I read this. "I want HALF, Phil! "


*and yes, I mourn the lost of 80s Murphy also
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post #32 of 48
8/19/08 at 2:01pm
How can he just let her walk away, just let her leave without a trace? She was the only one who ever knew him at all. All he can do is watch her leave. They shared the laughter and the pain, they even shared the tears. She was the only one who ever knew him at all.
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post #33 of 48
8/19/08 at 2:07pm
Did he dump this one by fax too?
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post #34 of 48
8/19/08 at 5:19pm
33 posts and we're already getting repeats.
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post #35 of 48
8/19/08 at 5:27pm
46 million? Peanuts compared to the 100 million Amy Irving got from Steven Spielberg.
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post #36 of 48
8/19/08 at 5:46pm
A lot of his songs were inspired by his first wife leaving him. A cursory look at Wikipedia says Misunderstanding and Against All Odds were. And it's worth noting the article says he is currently worth 196 million.

Also, without that money he's just going to be a buster.
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post #37 of 48
8/19/08 at 6:17pm
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Hopefully he'll be low on money and need to go on tour again preferably with Genesis. But alas, divorce is just one part of the rat race we call life.
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post #38 of 48
8/19/08 at 6:32pm
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Originally Posted by Ambler View Post
46 million? Peanuts compared to the 100 million Amy Irving got from Steven Spielberg.
Or just over $100 million Melissa Mathison got from Harrison.
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post #39 of 48
8/19/08 at 6:40pm
I am so marrying an aging rockstar, then divorcing his ass!
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post #40 of 48
8/22/08 at 8:36am
Phil Collins is worth $196 million? Seriously? Fuck this Earth.
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post #41 of 48
8/23/08 at 10:59am
It was inevitable. I mean, he would say day, she would say night, and tell him it's black when he knew it was white. It's always the same. It's just a shame. That's all.
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post #42 of 48
8/23/08 at 11:35am
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She's really taking it all instead of taking one bite.
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post #43 of 48
8/23/08 at 8:00pm
I have a feeling that even though she messed up his life, he still wants her just the same. She just seems to have a built-in ability to take anything she sees.
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post #44 of 48
8/25/08 at 2:39am
There's just an empty space and her coming back to him...it's against the odds. It's what he's gotta face.
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post #45 of 48
8/25/08 at 2:00pm
It seems she could just no longer take him at face value.
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post #46 of 48
8/25/08 at 2:17pm
I think reading this thread is what having a stroke must feel like.
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post #47 of 48
8/25/08 at 8:35pm
I guess Heather Mills is starting a trend.
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post #48 of 48
8/26/08 at 1:55am
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
It was inevitable. I mean, he would say day, she would say night, and tell him it's black when he knew it was white. It's always the same. It's just a shame. That's all.
It's like they never knew each other at all. It may be his fault.
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