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post #101 of 129
8/24/08 at 11:13pm
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Originally Posted by Felt Pelt View Post
Has anyone seen the Secret Agent, where a mentally challenged Bale is sent by an unscrupulous Bob Hoskins to blow up a building but instead blows himself up? Not the greatest film, but has a wonderful image of Bale's head laying sideways in a tree.
Honestly, this movie sounds fucking GREAT.
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post #102 of 129
8/25/08 at 1:35am
It's not. But this will make it sound even better: Robin Williams is a suicide bomber. And Eddie Izzard is a Russian ambassador, I think. It's hard to tell because of his dodgy accent.

Actually, Williams is a bomb expert who goes around with his hand always on the trigger in case someone gets to him. And Gerard Depardieu is a anarchist specializing in exposition. It has a good Hoskins performance, a pretty good P. Arquette one (accent), and some other things, but it never really comes together. Find that one image online and it will save you time.
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post #103 of 129
8/25/08 at 9:33am
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My boner versus a knock on the bathroom door.
I think we'd ask the wife but it seems she spends more time with the Chewers than you do, Banks.
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post #104 of 129
8/25/08 at 10:31am
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Originally Posted by Felt Pelt View Post
It's not. But this will make it sound even better: Robin Williams is a suicide bomber. And Eddie Izzard is a Russian ambassador, I think. It's hard to tell because of his dodgy accent.

Actually, Williams is a bomb expert who goes around with his hand always on the trigger in case someone gets to him. And Gerard Depardieu is a anarchist specializing in exposition. It has a good Hoskins performance, a pretty good P. Arquette one (accent), and some other things, but it never really comes together. Find that one image online and it will save you time.
It's got a cool Philip Glass score as well.
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post #105 of 129
8/25/08 at 10:23pm
Interesting. I don't think I've seen the words "cool" and "Philip Glass score" in the same sentence before.
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post #106 of 129
8/25/08 at 11:57pm
Philip Glass or Samuel L. Jackson in Unbreakable?
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post #107 of 129
8/26/08 at 9:56am
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Philip Glass or Samuel L. Jackson in Unbreakable?
I'd take Hayden Christensen's dishonest journalist over either.
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post #108 of 129
8/26/08 at 10:15am
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Interesting. I don't think I've seen the words "cool" and "Philip Glass score" in the same sentence before.
Depending on how you look at the word, most of his scores are nothing but.
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post #109 of 129
8/26/08 at 10:39am
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I'd take Hayden Christensen's dishonest journalist over either.
Hayden Christensen's corrupt journalist vs. the security guard in Wishmaster
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post #110 of 129
8/26/08 at 10:40am
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Hayden Christensen's mopey, faggy journalist vs. Hayden Christensen's mopey, faggy Jedi knight
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post #111 of 129
8/26/08 at 10:53am
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Philip Glass or Samuel L. Jackson in Unbreakable?
For the muthafucking win.

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post #112 of 129
8/26/08 at 11:51am
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Originally Posted by TzuDohNihm View Post
For the muthafucking win.
That green bitch versus this green bitch:

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post #113 of 129
8/26/08 at 11:59am
Trek wins.
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post #114 of 129
8/26/08 at 12:02pm
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Trek wins.
No way, Lucas brought that chick back for some reshoots for the updated film releases of the OT or some shit and she still had that smoking hot body.
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post #115 of 129
8/26/08 at 12:16pm
History of Violence's Viggo 69 vs. Eastern Promises Viggo Full Frontal Fight Flopping
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post #116 of 129
8/26/08 at 12:43pm
Eastern Promises Viggo. Has clear idea of who he is, more aggressive. Runs Russian crime syndicate in London.

Although, why would they be fighting? They both seem to be morally opposed to violence against innocents.
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post #117 of 129
8/26/08 at 4:24pm
well, neither of them is an innocent
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post #118 of 129
8/26/08 at 4:46pm
I should have said "morally opposed to unnecessary violence."
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post #119 of 129
8/27/08 at 4:03am
All these Glass fights, and nobody mentions Ira. Not a lot of NPR listeners around here, I guess.
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post #120 of 129
8/27/08 at 10:11am
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All these Glass fights, and nobody mentions Ira. Not a lot of NPR listeners around here, I guess.
Well then it wouldn't be much of a fight, would it?
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post #121 of 129
8/28/08 at 12:22am
We could make the first round a battle of wits. Christensen would get stomped.
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post #122 of 129
8/29/08 at 10:32pm
Hayden Christensen foppishly runs up to Ira Glass who immediately entrances him with a quirky tale about life in America. Whilst HC is lulled into a false sense of security, Glass slits his throat with a Star of David ninja star. end of fight.
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post #123 of 129
9/2/08 at 8:45pm
Ira Glass vs Glass Joe
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post #124 of 129
9/2/08 at 9:28pm
Ira. Hands down. With Phillip Glass being the ref.

Also I just watched American Pyscho. Best meltdown ever.
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post #125 of 129
9/2/08 at 11:45pm
Some dude had a lot of time on their hands and compiled a ridiculously exhaustive group of photos of Christian Bale and Kermit the Frog.

In honor of this thread, here's a taste:

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post #126 of 129
10/9/08 at 12:25pm
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vs.

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post #127 of 129
10/9/08 at 1:30pm
I always give the edge to the man wearing a raincoat.
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post #128 of 129
10/9/08 at 1:44pm
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I always give the edge to the man wearing a raincoat.
Van Damme probably needs a raincoat more, if you catch my drift.
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post #129 of 129
10/9/08 at 2:47pm
Goes to Bale hands down. He supports The News.
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