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post #51 of 129
8/18/08 at 6:56pm
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Plus he gets bonus points for shacking up with Placebo.
Well that's his cross to bear.
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post #52 of 129
8/18/08 at 7:02pm
Wait a second? You dare slame Placebo? How dare you sir!
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post #53 of 129
8/18/08 at 8:57pm
Patrick Bateman making you dead or Bruce Wayne making you feel dread?
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post #54 of 129
8/18/08 at 9:25pm
WHo is more uptight? Laurel Canyon Bale or Equilibrium Bale?
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post #55 of 129
8/18/08 at 10:04pm
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WHo is more uptight? Laurel Canyon Bale or Equilibrium Bale?
It's impossible for Grammaton Cleric Bale to be uptight since he's not allowed to feel. Even though he has to think the way people feel. So he can stop them from feeling.
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post #56 of 129
8/18/08 at 10:15pm
where does Henry V bale whose mother is Dame Judi come into this?
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post #57 of 129
8/18/08 at 10:20pm
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where does Henry V bale whose mother is Dame Judi come into this?
It would have to be Queen Elizabeth vs. the Virgin Mary. Death Match. With chairs. And those gloves made of rope with crushed glass glued to the outside.
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post #58 of 129
8/18/08 at 10:22pm
EDIT: Nevermind, I can't read.
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post #59 of 129
8/18/08 at 10:37pm
Well Queen Elisabeth Bale get killed but is the winner, as he is carried of on the shoulder of Brannagh with a full choir blaring.
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post #60 of 129
8/18/08 at 10:40pm
Who would win Terminator Salvation Bale or Linda Hamilton's miscarried fetus?
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post #61 of 129
8/18/08 at 11:10pm
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Linda Hamilton's miscarried fetus?
You mean Edward Furlong?
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post #62 of 129
8/18/08 at 11:32pm
Please, 2008 Brad Renfro could take out Edward Furlong.
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post #63 of 129
8/18/08 at 11:38pm
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2008 Brad Renfro versus 2008 Jonathan Brandis?
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post #64 of 129
8/19/08 at 1:13am
Christian Bale's accent in Newsies is payback for Dick Van Dyke's accent in Mary Poppins. Talk amongst yourselves.
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post #65 of 129
8/19/08 at 1:23am
No dice. Worst accent still remains Kevin Costner's in Thirteen Days.
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post #66 of 129
8/19/08 at 1:24am
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2008 Brad Renfro versus 2008 Jonathan Brandis?
Correct answer. 2008 Abe Lincoln with Hunter Thompson driving the van.
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post #67 of 129
8/19/08 at 1:25am
Scott Baio from Bugsy Malone would wipe the floor with both of 'em. Whilst boning Jodie Foster. But not the one from Bugsy Malone; the one from Freaky Friday.
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post #68 of 129
8/19/08 at 1:25am
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No dice. Worst accent still remains Kevin Costner's in Prince of Thieves.
Fixellated.
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post #69 of 129
8/19/08 at 1:26am
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No dice. Worst accent still remains Kevin Costner's in Thirteen Days.
Kevin Costner from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves would like to have a word with you.

Edit: and Keith sneaks in just ahead of me.
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post #70 of 129
8/19/08 at 1:26am
Fair enough, but next question:

Better Fake Mexican: Charlton Heston or Rod Stiger?

I'll try and work this with Bale later.
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post #71 of 129
8/19/08 at 1:30am
The Costner analogy is not appropriate, because Bale is a Welshman doing a terrible New York accent, and Dick Van Dyke is an American doing a terrible British accent. British actors seem to widely regard the Mary Poppins accent as the worst ever -- I think Hugh Laurie described it as an "act of war." Furthermore, Prince of Thieves came out around the same time as Newsies, meaning both were in production at the same time. Next.

(Oh, and I think it's funny for all of Bale's talk about how he's done a different accent in all his films, he uses the exact same accent he uses for Jack Kelly as he does for his bad guy in Shaft. Exact same.)
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post #72 of 129
8/19/08 at 1:32am
You want to hear bad New York accents. Check out that Doctor Who ep when The Doctor travels to 1930s New York. Yeesh.
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post #73 of 129
8/19/08 at 10:54am
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Kevin Costner from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves would like to have a word with you.
Costner's Robin Hood accent vs. Richard Gere's Lancelot accent.

As to Robin Hood, let us also not forget Morgan Freeman's accent, who seems to have just gone with "ethnic."
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post #74 of 129
8/19/08 at 11:45am
Connery's Chicago/Irish accent vs. Connery's Russian .
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post #75 of 129
8/19/08 at 12:19pm
In terms of which is better? I say Irish only because Connery says:

"Only a wop would bring a knife to a gun fight."
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post #76 of 129
8/19/08 at 1:34pm
Connery's Irish accent vs. Cameron Diaz's Irish accent vs. Bale's New York accent.

Connery's Russian wins over his Irish because his Irish just sounded Scottish. his Russian is kinda Scottish too, but not as Scottish as his Irish.
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post #77 of 129
8/19/08 at 5:10pm
I think Keanu's English accent beats those.
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post #78 of 129
8/19/08 at 5:11pm
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His southern accent beats his English accent.
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post #79 of 129
8/19/08 at 5:13pm
Bale vs. Bull the Bailiff from Night Court.
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post #80 of 129
8/19/08 at 5:13pm
Sexier technological infringement on Keanu Reeves humanity: The parallel port in his head in Johnny Mnemonic or the tentacle ports all over his body in The Matrix?
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post #81 of 129
8/19/08 at 5:49pm
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Bale vs. Bull the Bailiff from Night Court.
Bull, that man like Red is industructable.
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post #82 of 129
8/19/08 at 5:54pm
Marsha Warfield's career or Selma Diamond?
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post #83 of 129
8/19/08 at 6:09pm
Selma Blair and Neil Diamond were frozen in a spray of liquid nitrogen. After being shattered with a bullet, their remains liquified and coagulated into a new, more powerful creature.

We call this creature:

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Selma Diamond
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post #84 of 129
8/19/08 at 11:47pm
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Ten bucks says Cassady didn't have to look up Selma Diamond's name. Twenty bucks says he knows what she tastes like.
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post #85 of 129
8/20/08 at 12:54am
I'm just as shocked that I remembered it.

To settle the other wager, like a spicy slim jim that fell in the dirt.
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post #86 of 129
8/20/08 at 11:43am
Has anyone seen the Secret Agent, where a mentally challenged Bale is sent by an unscrupulous Bob Hoskins to blow up a building but instead blows himself up? Not the greatest film, but has a wonderful image of Bale's head laying sideways in a tree.

Just saying suicide bomber Bale has dynamite, but no accuracy. And Connery's Highlander accent was crypto-Egyptian Spaniard.
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post #87 of 129
8/20/08 at 4:13pm
Mike Meyers' Scottish accent vs Harvey Keitel's penis? which is more ubiquitous? which would you ban from film?
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post #88 of 129
8/20/08 at 4:30pm
One can only surmise from this thread that the economy is really fucking slow.
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post #89 of 129
8/20/08 at 4:56pm
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Our economy versus Corky Thatcher.

I'm going with Corky. Gorilla strength and all.
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post #90 of 129
8/20/08 at 5:03pm
The economy is a glass bitch at this point. One of Hackman's patients from Extreme Measures could take it out.
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post #91 of 129
8/20/08 at 5:07pm
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Ten Corky Thatchers versus Ten Gorillas.

Or, Ten Corky Thatchers versus One Thousand Gorillaz.
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post #92 of 129
8/20/08 at 5:08pm
Gene Hackman and Ned Beatty vs Kevin Spacey and Parker Posey. The Battle of Luthors and Lackeys.
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post #93 of 129
8/20/08 at 5:12pm
What kind of Gorillas? Diane Fossey ones or like the ones from Congo?
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post #94 of 129
8/20/08 at 5:15pm
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Diane Fossey Gorillas versus Michael Crichton Gorillas?
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post #95 of 129
8/20/08 at 5:24pm
Fossey Gorillas eat the Chricton Puppet Gorillas.

Fossey Gorillas vs The Gorillaz?
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post #96 of 129
8/20/08 at 6:02pm
He does get his ass kicked in a lot of movies, I bet in five years he will be able to take Russel Crowe out, maybe two years.
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post #97 of 129
8/20/08 at 6:24pm
Fossey Gorillas vs "A 40 foot purple gorill-ill-ill-ill-la!"
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post #98 of 129
8/20/08 at 10:53pm
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Gene Hackman and Ned Beatty vs Kevin Spacey and Parker Posey. The Battle of Luthors and Lackeys.
Make it Valerie Perrine, Parker Posey, and a mud pit, and I'll be there with the popcorn.
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post #99 of 129
8/21/08 at 10:17am
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Make it Valerie Perrine, Parker Posey, and a mud pit, and I'll be there with the popcorn.
My boner versus a knock on the bathroom door.
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post #100 of 129
8/21/08 at 7:51pm
Hmm, I'm not sure any of us are qualified (or really want)to answer that. let me rephrase and send it back:

Your boner vs Christian Bale knocking at the bathroom door.
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