I'm surprisingly outraged at this. Lame!
Jack Mustard is way too porny a name now.
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| Catch you later, Colonel Mustard: ‘Clue’ goes tabloid Hasbro gives classic detective game new characters, weapons and rooms Goodbye, professor. Farewell, colonel. Toy maker Hasbro Inc. has updated its classic Clue game for today's tabloid culture to include younger characters, more weapons, and new rooms, including a spa and guest house. The six characters' last names remain the same, but their first names and bios have been updated. For example, Miss Scarlet is now Kasandra Scarlet, a famous actress often featured in tabloids. And Mr. Green is now Jacob Green, an African-American "with all the ins." Colonel Mustard is now Jack Mustard, a former football player. The professor? Now Victor Plum, a billionaire video game designer. Each character — rounded out by Eleanor Peacock and Diane White — also now has a special power that could help players discover clues more quickly. New “intrigue” and “clock” cards add clues and can eliminate players in the latest version of the game. Hasbro has also lengthened the weapons list from six to nine. The candlestick, knife and rope remain, but now weapons choices include a dumbbell, trophy or poison. The lead pipe, revolver and wrench are no longer part of the game. Meanwhile, new rooms include a theater, spa and guest house nearby. Pawtucket, R.I.-based Hasbro has previously updated Clue — first created in 1949 — with an express version and a Simpsons version, but the new incarnation will be a replacement for the original version of Clue currently on store shelves. It will be available nationwide beginning in the fall, for about $15.99. |
Jack Mustard is way too porny a name now.
