I wonder who they pay to sit there and come up with these things. And how do I get their job? It would be so much fun.
Here are a few shockers I've picked up. Hopefully some of you with a wider variety of DVDs can contribute some more.
LETHAL WEAPON
"A Murtaugh meal" - this chapter includes the scene where the Murtaugh family enjoys a meal.
LETHAL WEAPON 2
"Leo's laundry lecture" - this includes the scene where Leo (Joe Pesci) talks while Mel Gibson takes a clean shirt out of a hamper. This is apparently enough to constitute calling Pesci's lines a "lecture".
LETHAL WEAPON 4
"Turning the tables" - this chapter includes a scene with a table. At no point is the table "turned" in the scene, but since when does that get in the way of a WACKY chapter title?
"Striptease" - this chapter contains Danny Glover removing his clothes. Fairly self explanatory.
"Baby brigade" - this chapter includes a baby being born. It has nothing to do with a brigade of any kind. I think they called it "Baby brigade" because brigade starts with a B too!
DIE HARD 2
"The Church of Choice" - this chapter has some of the bad guys going inside a church. Alright, I suppose, technically they did CHOOSE which church to go into, but come on, what a shitty chapter title.
If I find any more I will share them. But will you enjoy it?
Here are a few shockers I've picked up. Hopefully some of you with a wider variety of DVDs can contribute some more.
LETHAL WEAPON
"A Murtaugh meal" - this chapter includes the scene where the Murtaugh family enjoys a meal.
LETHAL WEAPON 2
"Leo's laundry lecture" - this includes the scene where Leo (Joe Pesci) talks while Mel Gibson takes a clean shirt out of a hamper. This is apparently enough to constitute calling Pesci's lines a "lecture".
LETHAL WEAPON 4
"Turning the tables" - this chapter includes a scene with a table. At no point is the table "turned" in the scene, but since when does that get in the way of a WACKY chapter title?
"Striptease" - this chapter contains Danny Glover removing his clothes. Fairly self explanatory.
"Baby brigade" - this chapter includes a baby being born. It has nothing to do with a brigade of any kind. I think they called it "Baby brigade" because brigade starts with a B too!
DIE HARD 2
"The Church of Choice" - this chapter has some of the bad guys going inside a church. Alright, I suppose, technically they did CHOOSE which church to go into, but come on, what a shitty chapter title.
If I find any more I will share them. But will you enjoy it?
