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Weirdest Random Text Message You've Ever Recieved?

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"Did ya'll feed the raven?"
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"Let's have sex tonight." - My wife
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Reposted from my boards...

So the other week we were drinking some beers (like usual) when I get a text message:
Not edited for spelling. Exactly how I received and sent the messages

"sup" -random

I figure, what the hell, let's text back and see who this is.

"Hello there. And you would be?" -Me
"Ashley Tomazck. Why u playing nigguh?!"-random
"Hello Ashley. I am in fact white, not playing and do not know you." -me
"Who is this? Whats ure name?""-random
"Who were you trying to reach?"-Me
"Who r u? lolz"-random
"My last name is Hughes."-ME
"That sounds famliar. Tell me ure firstname."-random
"I do not feel comfortable with that, and I'm pretty sure you don't know me."-ME
"Comeon its not like i can do anything buy knowing ure name. I'm only in ninth grade."-random

"Yep, you don't know me, never will know me, stay in school and have a good night"-ME

I was laughing when the 9th grade comment came out.
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"She never said you couldn't climb the bush hog." -Random
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Quote:
Hi fellas. We are looking for guys for body shots at eclipse di luna on ashford dunwoody. we just need guys to takake the shots off of.
I would have gone if it weren't for the bad grammar.
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"i'm coming over" - Random 4 am on a Tuesday.
Scared the shit out of me. Of course, no one came.
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"Can you look online and tell me what a crow is in animal symbolism?"
-College girlfriend I haven't seen in several years
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Banks is my hero View Post
"Let's have sex tonight." - My wife
Funny...I got that same message from her.
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Careful, Vivisector.
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She likes it when you're careful.
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Originally Posted by Dr Vivisector View Post
Funny...I got that same message from her.
So this is why I got the exact same message from Jonathan?
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"Can you think of any movie that have ghost costumes? Like eye-holes in bed sheet costumes?"
-Graduated college friend who now lives in LA
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Banks is my hero View Post
Careful, Vivisector.
She said that too. Strange...it must be some sort of list she sends these messages to...
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"Let's go to Harby's tonight."

Then 1 min later.

"Yes. Both."

Then 1 year later.

" : ^ D "
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Originally Posted by Renn Brown View Post
"Can you think of any movie that have ghost costumes? Like eye-holes in bed sheet costumes?"
-Graduated college friend who now lives in LA
Beetlejuice.
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Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
Beetlejuice.
And Ghost Dad, right? I think...
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Mississippi Burning
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Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
Beetlejuice.
Mississippi Burning
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Dammit JBH!
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Originally Posted by Dr Vivisector View Post
Funny...I got that same message from her.
god damn it. i'm 30 minutes too late for this thread.
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You'll leave it there billylove, and you'll like it. Just so everyone knows that at 4:30 PM, 8-22-08, I won.

If anyone quotes this and turns it into a joke about my wife, I will be very upset. At least be original, you sick bastards.
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Your wife asked me to leave it there, and she liked it.
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
Mississippi Burning
I'm glad I didn't send this to her immediately, because I haven't seen this and it took several minutes for me to realize what the possible joke here is.
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You don't want to make Banks angry. You wouldn't like it when's angry.
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Mike didn't quote you, Banks. He wins.
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Originally Posted by TzuDohNihm
Mike didn't quote you, Banks. He wins.
Out of context! Out of context! I've been misquoted!

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Originally Posted by Renn Brown View Post
I'm glad I didn't send this to her immediately, because I haven't seen this and it took several minutes for me to realize what the possible joke here is.
If you do send it, make sure the proper author of the joke is quoted.
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Banks is my hero View Post
If you do send it, make sure the proper author of the joke is quoted.
She's an African-America woman who is more than capable of beating my scrawny ass. I think I'll hold off on that one.
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Oh. In that case tell her the movie will also suffice if she's looking for movies with burning lower case t's.
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Back on topic:
"Whateva happened to white dog shit? U don't c it any more"
- Only text i've ever had from this particular work colleague.
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Friend: "OMG mike huckabee is on this plane w me andrew!!!"

Me: "Aren't you flying Southwest?"

Friend: "LOL yeah and hes like ugly as fuck too!!!"

This is the only time that obnoxious txt speak got a chuckle out of me.
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Once I got a texted a picture of some girl's clit ring. I asked who she was, but she never replied. I don't get that.
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
Once I got a texted a picture of some girl's clit ring. I asked who she was, but she never replied. I don't get that.
Sorry about that.
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
"i'm coming over" - Random 4 am on a Tuesday.
Scared the shit out of me. Of course, no one came.


This made me laugh really hard. Thanks.


"My nipple ring is great!"
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
Once I got a texted a picture of some girl's clit ring. I asked who she was, but she never replied. I don't get that.
I'm calling bullshit.
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"I got a blowjob."

So, to whatever random guy scored, here's a belated congrats...
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Just from earlier this week: "don't appreciate u callin me a whore" - from an ex I hadn't heard from in a long time.

I only called her a whore once three years ago. Did she finally just remember that?
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It's Biden
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Not necessarily sent to my phone, but being a ChaCha guide gets me all sorts of wacky questions. Suicidal people are lulz.
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if you really want Weirdest Random Text messages let a woman you dated once use your Phone. Every time I have done this I get the weirdest Random text messages, for months afterwards
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"u gonna be at da party? can I sit wit u?"

Text to my wife from someone she doesn't know. She called the number it came from and said, "You're sending these to the wrong phone number. I don't know who you are." The girl swore at my wife and hung up on her.
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Originally Posted by Martianman View Post
"u gonna be at da party? can I sit wit u?"

Text to my wife from someone she doesn't know. She called the number it came from and said, "You're sending these to the wrong phone number. I don't know who you are." The girl swore at my wife and hung up on her.
You're going about this the wrong way. This is an excuse to really screw with people....

I once got a message from an unknown person....

"Where are you?"

And I texted back....

"Right behind you."
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Originally Posted by Dr Vivisector View Post
You're going about this the wrong way. This is an excuse to really screw with people....

I once got a message from an unknown person....

"Where are you?"

And I texted back....

"Right behind you."
Awesome.

My weird random texts, which all come from the same person, weirdly:

"You awake? I need you." ~ Recent crazy ex at 3:45am
"PLEASE. My friend was just pulled over for his third DUI, I was in the car and I'm scared." ~ Same girl, at 4am the same morning.
"My text no go through?" ~ Same girl, texting me during a school day during class.
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An old friend I hadn't talked to in years texted me out of the blue once:

"How do you spell fu schnickens?"
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"I found two lost boys by the side of the road and am now waiting for the police. Seriously."

"Tornado. Watch out."

"Kill them. Kill them all."

"And all I got to see was some big black dick."
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"This new boy isn't as smart as you." Ex-girlfriend after about six months of not talking.
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"You're just not the intellectual Greg was. I'm sorry." My girlfriend after 6 months of dating.
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Originally Posted by Greg Clark View Post
"This new boy isn't as smart as you." Ex-girlfriend after about six months of not talking.
Yeah, that is weird. I'll never get why a girl will take the time to tell you that the person she's currently with isn't as smart/interesting/good conversation as you are. My go to response to that kind of shit is: "Yeah, we all make our choices and have to live with the consequences. Have a good life."
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"Balls? Yes or...."
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Originally Posted by Andrew Eaton View Post
"You're just not the intellectual Greg was. I'm sorry." My girlfriend after 6 months of dating.
You bastard! I knew it!

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Originally Posted by Cuchulain
My go to response to that kind of shit is: "Yeah, we all make our choices and have to live with the consequences. Have a good life."
My response was "He could be a fucking nuclear physicist, you're still a whorish cunt." That killed the conversation, thankfully.
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"I can't sleep because I'm worried you think I'm a bitch"

2AM this morning. Yeah, well don't be a psycho hose beast and you might be able to sleep at night. Literally.
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