SPARKLING CASTING
Some of the creature flicks have some truly weird casting choices. Examples:
David Hasselhoff vs anacondas (ANACONDA 3: THE OFFSPRING)
Martin Kove vs giant crocodiles (CROCODILE)
Coolio vs a bull shark (RED WATER) and dinosaurs (PTERODACTYL)
Talia Shire vs mutant bears (THE PROPHECY)
Kevin Bacon vs giant worms (TREMORS)
Gary Busey vs tigers (MANEATER)
John Goodman vs spiders (ARACHNOPHOBIA)
Corin Nemec vs a human mosquito (MANSQUITO)
William Forsythe vs a man-shark (HAMMERHEAD: SHARK FRENZY)
Craig T Nelson vs a man-shark (CREATURE)
There are major creature flicks like Deep Blue Sea and theres less known, obscure stuff like Shark: Rosso nell'oceano, ala The Monster Shark. Asian flicks like THE HOST and also quite old ones e.g. TARANTULA or DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS. Which means, they've been around a long long time and DVD rental numbers of shit like RAPTOR ISLAND starring Lorenzo Lamas show that they'll stay no matter what. (For all things related, I need to remind you of Foys excellent collection of b movie creature reviews at foywonder.com)
Now for starters, I think the lamest thing in creature flicks may be stock footage of wild animals. For example in CREATURE (starring Craig T. Nelson), many of the attacks are made by using awful stock footage of real sharks attacking cages - although they actually had a good costume on set. Only thing worse than that is the use of absolute horrible CGI, seen in crap like KOMODO vs KING COBRA.
Now what do you think about b movie creature / cryptid flicks? And what gems could you recommend / describe to avoid?









(I kid)
