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post #101 of 619
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Silver should blog about her mom's drinking. Also, black guy should make his move NOW.
post #102 of 619
What the f is up with no Doherty this episode?

By the way, there's no way they don't call her High Ho Silver at school. That place is classless, except it does have classes.
post #103 of 619
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She has a clause in her contract where every other week they let her run wild with the other gorgons. Woman is not aging well.

Unlike myself. I look great.
post #104 of 619
"Honey, just let me sit in the sun looking like Tea Leoni a little longer."
post #105 of 619
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Wow. Ultra-tease on the dad's identity.
post #106 of 619
If they released the soundtrack for the first two shows, it would be a 9 disc set.

"You were talking to Brenda about me?"

Incredible.
post #107 of 619
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Ken Burns Presents: The Soundtrack to the First Two Episodes of 90210, for the next two weeks on PBS.
post #108 of 619
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Well, Matchstick, we're the two saddest people on the planet. Also, let's try to get a betting pool going on who the father is.
post #109 of 619
Well, at least we know who Kelly and Silver's dad is:

Jack Daniel's.
post #110 of 619
Love the running commentary, boys.

Point the First: Was anyone else astounded to notice Liz Phair is one of the music producers for the show? Anyone want to take a guess as to whether she actually does anything or her name is just a small way of bringing some old school indie cred to the show?

Point the Second: I'm voting for Steve being Kelly's baby daddy. Did you see the mop on that kid's head?!?

Point the Third: Wow, Kelly's mom is a bitch!
post #111 of 619
Gotta be Steve. I don't think the other dudes want to come back. But you know they would do anything to get Perry to step on set.
post #112 of 619
They'd need a wig for Perry.

And fuck you guys, you ALMOST make me want to watch the show to match the commentary. It's not fair. Cut it out!
post #113 of 619
I loved the old series and you guys make me want to watch this one too. Good job not unlike any descent meth dealer.
post #114 of 619
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You can tell they're praying Perry will do the guest shot. I loved Kelly's mom's "If HE decides to come back" line. If she's referring to Steve in such Jesus-like terms, that's hysterical.
post #115 of 619
I had to DVR it. Is Kelly's mom portrayed by the same actress as in the original?
post #116 of 619


This is what happens after a few months in 90210-land.
post #117 of 619
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I had to DVR it. Is Kelly's mom portrayed by the same actress as in the original?
Same actress.

Zahn, I had a little crush going on Silver. Now I wonder if I should feel bad about that.
post #118 of 619
Had?
post #119 of 619
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Had?
"I used to do a lot of drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
post #120 of 619
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Zahn, I had a little crush going on Silver. Now I wonder if I should feel bad about that.
Yeah, me too.

Well, we'll always have her as she appeared in "Reaper".
post #121 of 619
Holy Moses!
When Silver stepped into the Kelly/Mom dust-up she looked scary skinny.

Annie is my 90210-crush, and that bums me, because I hate crushing on the lead. It's so cliche. But that tiny outfit she wore in the beginning sealed the deal. She's like a hotter, legaler Emma Roberts.
post #122 of 619
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The Bunk was all-city in LaCrosse. Just for the record.
The new Rollingstone makes a reference to seeing someone from the Wire playing lacrosse. It made me think of this post.
post #123 of 619
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Word is that the father of Kelly's kid will be revealed this week. Everybody try to go on about your business until then.
post #124 of 619
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I think Mr. and Mrs. Matchstick are out celebrating his birthday, so it may just be me this week.

Atlanta reference, so this episode's already great.
post #125 of 619
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That's a whole mess of cleavage for a guidance counselor, Kelly.
post #126 of 619
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I could fit my whole head inside one of mean girl's nostrils.

I realize how sad it is that I'm doing this solo, btw.
post #127 of 619
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Nat makes a Brandon reference, leading into a Brenda scene. Well done, writers. Well done.
post #128 of 619
"I've seen all of your films. Now get the fuck out."
post #129 of 619
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You're here!
post #130 of 619
Dang right. Is Vampire Weekend really going to be on this mug?
post #131 of 619
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Probably. They had Tilly and the Wall on the pilot.

Blackberry subterfuge.
post #132 of 619
Do-gooder.
Travels the world.
Sounds like Brandon sez Stacie.
Brandon was a journalist....

His pen is his passport.
post #133 of 619
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I think they're zigging when we think they'll zag.

Also, that bluescreen while they were driving looked like something out of the 60's Batman show.
post #134 of 619
Stephen. A new show low. You got to be shitting me that they are trying to pull this off.
post #135 of 619
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Already the greatest character in the history of television.

Also, I say this as a man with an unbroken 31-year streak of heterosexuality, what the hell is up with Brenda's outfit?
post #136 of 619
I didn't understand it until they revealed that she was wearing jean shorts. And then I really didn't get it.

"I can't babysit this weekend. I have a lot of catch up work to do. And some mustard work."
post #137 of 619
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1. The hell is Rodanthe?

2. Did I see Aquaman in that Smallville commercial earlier?
post #138 of 619
Yeah. And Green Arrow. And Aqua Arrow, their love child.
post #139 of 619
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This episode is single-handedly keeping the short-shorts industry in business.

Edit: Not a complaint.
post #140 of 619
Fuck Yes!!!! Pay up, b-word.
post #141 of 619
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkk.
post #142 of 619
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Explanation: Matchstick, a bunch of our also sad friends and I had a pool going as to the father's identity.

I chose poorly.
post #143 of 619
Like anyone's reading this but us.

Dylan was the best and only choice. And the choice that pays.

Anyway, Will, I'm not going to post anything on my blog about you.
post #144 of 619
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Cut to tomorrow's post on Matchstick's Musings: Why Will made a stupid choice in the Kelly's kid's father's pool.
post #145 of 619
So does this mean Priestley said "Never in a million years" and Perry left the door somewhat open?

Ah well, it was about time they spilled the beans. The fact that they never spoke of Sammy's dad by name or obviously danced around it was getting a bit glaring.

Plus, Ty is so going to end up being a douchebag.
post #146 of 619
End up? Pretty sure he's already arrived.
post #147 of 619
When is this getting canceled?
i need them to stop releasing the episodes, these commentaries are too damn funny! and they make me want to watch them! But i swear i couldn't take more than 15 minutes of the pilot.

Stop doing this to me!
post #148 of 619
90210 Musings:

- You're telling me that, in all the intervening years, Nat has only ever hired one other kid from West Bev?

- Dear Shannon Doherty: As I look at you, I realize that there are three men you desperately need to avoid: Jack Daniels, the Marlboro Man and Jack in the Box (especially the later two). They, like time, are not your friends.

- If my guidance counselor looked like Jenny Garth and wore shirts like Jenny Garth, I would have become a cutter. Sadly, my guidance counselor looked like Edward James Olmos, only more beaten down by the world.

- Naomi. Is she hot or not? In "Nip/Tuck", I would have said, "Hell's yes." Now, she's throwing my sensors all off. I can't get a bead.

- Silver. She's got jungle fever, she's got jungle fever, she's got jungle fever. She's in love. (Immature, yes, I know, but I had to do it).

- Dylan? So obvious, so boring. I was secretly hoping for Ray Pruitt to be the father.

- Blue screen? Seriously?

- I just realized that Naomi's mom played the second Lori Foreman on "That 70s Show". Which is sadder: that she played the second Lori Foreman or that I know this?
post #149 of 619
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Pretty spot on there, Mattioli. Just one thing: It was Ray Pruit, with one T, because "that's all my mama could afford."

I hate myself for remembering that.

And I'm having the same issue with Naomi. I can't get a read on whether she's hot.
post #150 of 619
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Pretty spot on there, Mattioli. Just one thing: It was Ray Pruit, with one T, because "that's all my mama could afford."

I hate myself for remembering that.

And I'm having the same issue with Naomi. I can't get a read on whether she's hot.
She is, and has oddly become the most interesting character on the show...aside from Bren and Kel that is. Naomi's mom, however - what's up with the constant wide-eye? It's hilarious. Snickerdoodles, the dumb musical rehearsals (they keep singing the same terrible song), the kid from The Wire acting like he's on Saved by the Bell - the show is fucking weird.

And great.

Wait...didn't Pruit used to punch out Donna?
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