Random Thoughts in the Style of Matt Goldberg:
- Misfit, I love that you are my match for secret 90210 obsessiveness. Last night's show filled up a part of me I never knew was missing.
- heLL pAso, thank you so much for the Gene Parmesan reference.
- Why is Kelly and David's little sis, who was like 1 year old when the series ended, now 16 or 17? Just how far in the future is the show set?
- Why is it that Jennie Garth, like a fine wine, has only improved with time, while Shannon Doherty looks as though someone beat her soundly about the head with Aaron Spelling's corpse?
- I loved the reference to Jesse and Andrea's love child, but please, please, please don't bring Andrea back. Seriously, I used to want to punch her through my tv screen everytime she pronounced her name "Ahhhhhn-drea". Jesse can come back anytime, however. He's aces.
- From here on out, I'm pretending that the Wilsons are just another branch of the Bluth family and Jessica Walter is playing Lucille. Accordingly, in upcoming weeks, I fully expect Buster to attempt to massage Rob Estes' neck.
- This show is going to give teenage girls a terrible self body image. Take that, Suzie Sophomore!!!
- Nat and the Peach Pit have apparently thrived over the last decade... ostensibly because they permit drugs to be dealt on the premises and have a very loose sensibility regarding underage drinking.
- In the brief Kelly-Brenda heart-to-heart, I couldn't help but thinking that they were making reference to some romantic entanglement between them. Hey, let us not forget that Kelly briefly dabbled in the world of Sapphos after being horribly scarred in the fire caused by Steve and Casper Van Dien's careless fuse-changing during their frat rave!!! Also, that Brenda was/is an actress!!! Amiright?!?
- "I'm breaking up with us." YES!!!
- Because I watched this, I can no longer mock my wife's fixation on One Tree Hill. Damn it.
- If they don't bring Emily Valentine back, I'm going to be so pissed.
Okay, I'm done.