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Christina Aguilera at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards red carpet.

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I don't care what the haters say. Daddy like candy.
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Fuck? Yes!
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Yes. I would have sex with that. Proudly.
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Looks like Brooke Hogan and a Real Doll.
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Looks like Brooke Hogan and a Real Doll.
Neither of which sound quite as good singing out my name and praises to me in my dreams.

The genie in my bottle wants to come out. Need rubbin' STAT!
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Not want.
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The thing about Christina Aguilera? She's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya...don't seem to be living....till she bites ya....and those black eyes roll over white and then....then you hear that terrible high-pitched singin....
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Insert "We're gonna need a bigger boat" joke here.
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I only like her in retro pinup mode.

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That looks like a Halloween Witch dress. You know, a "naughty" witch costume.
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The dress is a bit too formal for MTV, but she still looks great.

I still wanna know why she lip-synched her way through her performance when she's a killer singer. Was it all the dancing?
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It's like what would happen if Aguilera stepped into a telepod with a severely jaundiced Vinnie Vincent. I'm feeling a bit lazy, otherwise I'd photoshop the ankh onto her forehead.
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I'm with Big Jim. I thought she looked fantastic on SNL a couple years back singing "Ain't No Other Man". That retro Vargas Girl look is pretty awesome.
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She looks too much like a doll most of the time. She looks airbrushed before photoshop!

These photos are from the past weekend. To quote Jim Carrey, "The fact that she's been ridden more than Seattle Slew is irrelevant."

Give me all natural with a side of crazy any day...
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I was once accused of being gay for not thinking Aguilera was hot. I see now, since I find 'crazy' much more attractive, that I am possibly mentally unstable too.
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She looks too much like a doll most of the time. She looks airbrushed before photoshop!

These photos are from the past weekend. To quote Jim Carrey, "The fact that she's been ridden more than Seattle Slew is irrelevant."

Give me all natural with a side of crazy any day...
Hey! The tits are back! When did that happen?
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Lohan's coming damn close to being hot again. Now if she can get her ass into a honest to God good movie again without fucking it up...
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I must say, that LAPD police chief was bang-on about her being calmer ever since she's "gone gay". No car wrecks, no paparazzi chases, no upskirt photos. Her dad's still a dick, but that's not her fault.

Speaking of, did they ever release the DNA reults of whether he's the poppa of the other girl? I mean, it's obvious that the girl looks like him, but I never heard results from the test.
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Christina looked good that night, but she failed on the eye makeup.

I'm sure no one was looking at her eyes though.
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I must say, that LAPD police chief was bang-on about her being calmer ever since she's "gone gay".
Is there a thread (with details and pics) on that bit of news?

EDIT: Samantha Ronson? Ugh nevermind.
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Samantha Ronson reminds me of this site: http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/
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Is there a thread (with details and pics) on that bit of news?

EDIT: Samantha Ronson? Ugh nevermind.
tada!
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Christina looked good that night, but she failed on the eye makeup.

I'm sure no one was looking at her eyes though.
She looked like Lady Gaga.
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Lohan's coming damn close to being hot again. Now if she can get her ass into a honest to God good movie again without fucking it up...
She was in a good one before?
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She was in a good one before?
Mean Girls was pretty good.
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So is Prairie Home Companion.
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Mean Girls was pretty good.
Seconded. And she did those nude covers some months ago. freckles everywhere!
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Mean Girls is good, but her performance in that film was nothing special, at least not to me. A number of young actresses could have duplicated or even bettered that performance. I never saw why so many people praised her in that role.
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What makes Mean Girls work is Tina Fey's script and McAdams. Lohan's nothing great in it.
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What'd you want her to do in it? She played fresh-faced home schooled child of hippies who gets seduced by the Heathers just fine. Sure, she was merely "serviceable", but like Fey's other leading roles, it was only written to be serviceable. All the awesome comes from the supporting players.
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Plus:

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I liked their Halloween costumes.

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I love Halloween. So very, very much.
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