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post #51 of 111
Dammit, I mean towels. Clearly this device has already started affected people's minds.
post #52 of 111
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Dammit, I mean towels. Clearly this device has already started affected people's minds.
Shit! You mean that the CERN scientists discovered exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, and it instantly disappeared and was replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable? Douglas Adams was right!

If only we had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, we would've hidden from it in terror.

FLASH!!!!
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post #54 of 111
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It's no threat at all, he says: "A year from now, the world will still be here."
Only a year? Oh, good. A slow death then.
post #55 of 111
I'm betting after this is turned on, worlds will live, worlds will die, and nothing will ever be the same.
post #56 of 111
In a totally non ironic twist, "The Mist" opens in cinemas over here tomorrow as well.
Yay or Nay to go to a showing, risking to be devoured by the trandimensional horrors that will come through the screen?
post #57 of 111
The Collider will punch the "reality wall" and make Saddam come back from the grave, then we'll have Gulf War III : Revenge of the Sunnis
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post #59 of 111
And there's my extended, immature chuckle of the day.
post #60 of 111
Okay people, its October 21 when CERN will actually make things collide in this fucker...so sleep tight tonight.
Wait, October 21? Thats one week before the release of Fallout 3! Those bastards!
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post #62 of 111
Everyone relax. Hardons have been colliding in gay bars around the world for years now and nothing happened.
post #63 of 111
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
Everyone relax. Hardons have been colliding in gay bars around the world for years now and nothing happened.
But not at the speed of light. Simple math will tell you that a collision of two average hardons at the speed of light, would result in a near cataclysmic new-clear (hahah) event!
post #64 of 111
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Originally Posted by mongycore View Post
He'll be needing this.
post #65 of 111
Is this Dr. Kaku guy entirely full of shit? First he says the LHC will create temperatures not seen in this sector of the galaxy for 15.7 billion years. Right after this he claims this is no big deal because mother nature bombards the Earth with far more powerful collisions, and he compares the LHC to a peashooter. Which one is it? There's no way for both of these statements to be true . . . I think. Perhaps it was just a rhetorical device. If that is the case, someone else needs to be trotted out to explain this shit to the unwashed masses. Scientists don't serve their purpose by talking over people.
post #66 of 111
Shit, we're all still here. Now I have to clean up all these slaughtered goats and virgins.
post #67 of 111
So, that's it, huh?

We're still here...

*sigh*

...what am I going to do with all these shotgun shells?
post #68 of 111
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Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
So, that's it, huh?

We're still here...
Or are we...? Dabaduuum!
post #69 of 111
They actually haven't collided any protons yet. Your apocalypse still may come.
post #70 of 111
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Originally Posted by Alan "Nordling" Cerny View Post
They actually haven't collided any protons yet. Your apocalypse still may come.
Hooray!!!
post #71 of 111
The Higgs-Boson is nature's g-spot.
post #72 of 111
And we're expecting a bunch of scientists to find it?
post #73 of 111
>High-Five!<
post #74 of 111
Nice to see Google's got a sense of humor about it all:

post #75 of 111
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and while a 2003 safety study did conceed that micro black holes or magnetic monopoles may be formed, they would be short-lived and offer no threat.
Such was written on our non-existent tombstones.
post #76 of 111
I notice that the LHC's defenders keep saying the world won't end when they switch it on, but they are curiously circumspect when it comes to any mention of "zombies" or "Great Old Ones" (GOOs for short).
post #77 of 111
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Shit, we're all still here. Now I have to clean up all these slaughtered goats and virgins.
Bet you have lots of each lying around.
post #78 of 111
What's the worst that can happen?
post #79 of 111
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Originally Posted by Eric Cordo View Post
What's the worst that can happen?
Beside Cthulhuh and the zombie apocalypse?

Apparently this.
post #80 of 111
That was on a History Channel special I watched last night. Then I watched Armageddon. I'm super serial.
post #81 of 111
"Give me Genesis!"

"I! Have had enough! Of Youuuuuu!"
post #82 of 111
Is this what the album title "Death Magnetic" is in reference to?
post #83 of 111
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
And we're expecting a bunch of scientists to find it?
Give them some Jager and a Luther Vandross album. It'll take a half hour. Forty five minutes, tops.
post #84 of 111
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
And we're expecting a bunch of scientists to find it?
Exactly, what have scientists done for us recently? Greedy bastards.
post #85 of 111
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Exactly, what have scientists done for us recently? Greedy bastards.
True. They do seem to be giving us a lot of the doom and gloom recently. Global warming? Bunch of prima donna know-it-alls. Elitist bastards.
post #86 of 111
I know. ThinK they're so high and mighty with their labcoats and ed-u-cation!
post #87 of 111
It only got a half turn last night.

post #88 of 111
I took this picture outside my apartment this morning, should I be concerned?
post #89 of 111
Holy shit...a screen grab from The Quiet Earth. Nice one, Dickson. Just another reason why I love CHUD.com.

And just to try to put some people's minds at ease: http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2...sons-that.html

(if someone posted that before, I apologize)
post #90 of 111
Bad news...this guy was spotted in a gas station near the CERN this morning. He was last seen asking the clerk how much he had ever wagered on a coin toss...

post #91 of 111
Shoot. I was kind of hoping to wake up this morning and find my neighborhood turned into a Yes album cover or Dali painting.

Poopie.
post #92 of 111
Still at crappy job? (Looks around) Yep.

Genitals still there? (Looks down) Yep.

Nope, nothing has changed.
post #93 of 111
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by BrianM View Post
Bad news...this guy was spotted in a gas station near the CERN this morning. He was last seen asking the clerk how much he had ever wagered on a coin toss...
Chigurhly not...
post #94 of 111
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Originally Posted by mongycore View Post
Prepare for unforeseen consequences...
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post #96 of 111
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Still at crappy job? (Looks around) Yep.

Genitals still there? (Looks down) Yep.

Nope, nothing has changed.
You sure about that?
post #97 of 111
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Nice to see Google's got a sense of humor about it all:

Is it just me, or does the piece on the left kind of look like the orgazmorator?
post #98 of 111
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
You sure about that?
Not any more my Argentinian associate. Not any more.
post #99 of 111
Edit. NM
post #100 of 111
Hmmm...the powers that be have intervened and forced a shutdown! Hooray, we're saved...for now!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080918/...eu/eu_big_bang
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