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Meet the Palins (National Enquirer)

post #1 of 12
9/10/08 at 6:18pm
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I didn't know if I should put this here or in gossip, but thought the political heads would appreciate the juicy Enquirer story. If true, these people are so sordid. Poor, glassy eyed Cindy McCain must be scandalized to be associated with such common trash.

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/_pal...elebrity/65407

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And the ENQUIRER also learned that Levi Johnston, the baby mamma’s future wedded dada, who was glad handed by John McCain at the GOP Convention, isn’t too happy about his impending shotgun nups either.

“Levi got dragged out of the house to go to Minnesota,” Levi’s friend told The ENQUIRER. “Levi realizes he’s stuck being with Bristol because her mom is running for Vice President.”
Did he realize he was stuck before or after he had her name tatted on his ring finger?
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post #2 of 12
9/10/08 at 6:28pm
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The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively that Sarah's oldest son, Track, was addicted to the power drug OxyContin for nearly the past two years, snorting it, eating it, smoking it and even injecting it.
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Bristol was a huge stoner and drinker. I’ve seen her smoke pot and get drunk and make out with so many guys. All the guys would brag that the just made out with Bristol.
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When Sarah found out the teen was pregnant by high schooler Levi Johnston, she was actually banished from the house. As part of the cover-up, Palin quickly transferred Bristol to another high school and made her move in with Sarah’s sister Heather 25 miles away!
This is sleaze you can believe in. Two thumbs way up (someone's ass).
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post #3 of 12
9/10/08 at 7:14pm
Hey, life happens.
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post #4 of 12
9/10/08 at 8:01pm
Honestly, those quotes just make it seem like they actually are the regular ol' middle-class Christian family they make themselves out to be. Every rich family I knew growing up had a slut and a pill popper.
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post #5 of 12
9/10/08 at 8:11pm
The Palins are wealthy?
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post #6 of 12
9/10/08 at 8:17pm
I hate Palin as much as the next person, but there's nothing all that salacious here.

Teenage daughter fucked around? Yeah, well, we kinda already knew that. Smoked pot? Oh my!

The stuff with the oldest son is something, I guess, but half the people that I went to High School with that joined the military had the exact same story.

The boyfriend not being happy about the shotun wedding? NO SHIT!? Really!?
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post #7 of 12
9/10/08 at 8:44pm
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They are the average American family, true.

I just would rather not have these average, trashy, low class fucktards representing us on a national stage. We've done mediocre for the past 8 years.
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post #8 of 12
9/10/08 at 8:48pm
Unfortunately, the only result of this story will be a whole bunch of people gaining sympaty for the Palin's because "OMG! Their family is just like ours."
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post #9 of 12
9/10/08 at 9:00pm
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Originally Posted by Bill Brasky View Post
Unfortunately, the only result of this story will be a whole bunch of people gaining sympaty for the Palin's because "OMG! Their family is just like ours."
This leads to the sad assumption though that in 2020 people will not ask "with which candidate would I rather drink a beer with?" but rather "with which candidate would I rather pop some pills and whore around with?".

John Stewarts remarks about intellect and elitism as actual qualifiers for the most powerful job in the world are becoming more and more a swan song for the principles of democracy as they should be.

But at the end of the day one has to reiterate that we are talking about the National Inquire here. But maybe that is the sad final punch line.
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post #10 of 12
9/10/08 at 9:04pm
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Originally Posted by Jan View Post
This leads to the sad assumption though that in 2020 people will not ask "with which candidate would I rather drink a beer with?" but rather "with which candidate would I rather pop some pills and whore around with?".
That's WAY more fun than having a beer!
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post #11 of 12
9/10/08 at 10:21pm
I smell an E! or VH1 reality show.
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post #12 of 12
9/11/08 at 12:25am
I see only positives here for Palin/McCain er. McCain/Palin
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