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Ebert attacked at screening by critic!

post #1 of 50
9/11/08 at 7:45pm
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post #2 of 50
9/11/08 at 7:50pm
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lou should have punched roger in the mouth---after all, roger loved KILL BILL, and other violent junk.
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post #3 of 50
9/11/08 at 8:02pm
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chumgrinder Roger should keep his thumbs to himself. What's he wearing in that photo? looks like a burrkha
Seriously, are people who use the internet really getting this stupid?
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post #4 of 50
9/11/08 at 8:14pm
I didn't realize Ebert was so fucked up. I guess we're lucky to have him still reviewing. Good for him.
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post #5 of 50
9/11/08 at 8:15pm
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Originally Posted by jack_rabbit View Post
Seriously, are people who use the internet really getting this stupid?
Getting this stupid?
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post #6 of 50
9/11/08 at 8:21pm
Wow, Ebert looks like a completely different person.
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post #7 of 50
9/11/08 at 8:36pm

Roger Ebert with his wife, Chaz Hammelsmith


Not to be mean or shallow, but...

WHAT. THE. FUCK!? That seems like a joke.
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post #8 of 50
9/11/08 at 8:41pm
Between Ebert's lips, the fact that his wife is black, the fact her name's Chaz, and the fact that he hasn't been able to speak, I'm just fucking dizzy with surprises from that article.
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post #9 of 50
9/11/08 at 9:03pm
Ebert's response:

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/...ITOR/809119972
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post #10 of 50
9/11/08 at 9:07pm
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He said, "Don't touch me!" and remained in position. I tapped him lightly again. "I said--don't touch me!" He leaned further into the aisle, as if making a point of it. I tapped him a third time, and he jumped up and whacked me on the knee with whatever it was. He sat down, and I defiantly tapped him again, not as lightly, but not too heavily, just to show I wasn't intimidated.
Sounds like Ebert just experienced a situation similar to what all us regular moviegoers deal with all the time (i.e. selfish assholes). Good, he needs the experience.
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post #11 of 50
9/11/08 at 9:30pm
Sounds like an experience you could use InTheShadows.

I bet Ebert could kick your ass.
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post #12 of 50
9/11/08 at 9:34pm
Ebert is the man.
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post #13 of 50
9/11/08 at 9:40pm
I'm not gonna turn every thread into a battle with you, jackass. We've already drawn two threads off topic and I'm not making it a third. You're really just making your eventual banning all that much sweeter. And I ain't fucking with the guy who had the balls to give Tomb Raider a good review.

Now, on with the Ebert discussion. Is that picture with Ebert and his wife real? My god, it looks like he got frost bite on his lips and then received collogen injections a short time later.
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post #14 of 50
9/11/08 at 9:44pm
Tomb Raider a good review? Your either being sarcastic or mixing me up with someone else.

I still bet Ebert could kick your ass.

I think you've been watching to many war movies. Think your all tough and all. You've been following me around, just figured I'd do the same. You even stalked me at my own website pricko.
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post #15 of 50
9/11/08 at 9:45pm
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Originally Posted by InTheShadows View Post
Sounds like Ebert just experienced a situation similar to what all us regular moviegoers deal with all the time (i.e. selfish assholes). Good, he needs the experience.
Yeah, I'm sure this is a first for him in his life.
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post #16 of 50
9/11/08 at 9:46pm
Ebert gave Tomb Raider a good review.

Stalked your website? You post something on the internet, its free game. Especially when you post a link to it in your sig.
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post #17 of 50
9/11/08 at 9:47pm
When you have been that sick and have gone through that much surgery, sometimes you don't look like you're in the best shape.

I know it's hard to understand.
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post #18 of 50
9/11/08 at 9:47pm
If I put a pic of my gooch in a link and you knew it was there. Would you still click it? I bet you would camo boy.
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post #19 of 50
9/11/08 at 9:54pm
I don't know what's going on between you two, but in this thread, vamp's the asshole.
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post #20 of 50
9/11/08 at 9:56pm
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Originally Posted by Arjen Rudd View Post
I don't know what's going on between you two, but in this thread, vamp's the asshole.

I vote for them both being assholes.
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post #21 of 50
9/11/08 at 9:58pm
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Originally Posted by Arjen Rudd View Post
I don't know what's going on between you two, but in this thread, vamp's the asshole.
Oh, I stirred up some shit with him in the True Blood thread (he thinks it's great, but Generation Kill and The Wire suck). He can't seem to get over my avatar either, nor does he have an understanding of the character it represents.

And I don't mind being an asshole.
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post #22 of 50
9/11/08 at 10:02pm
This guy threatened to destroy my website over a television show disagreement and yes he is most certainly an asshole. Then he proceeded to follow me to The Dark Knight thread and harass me. So I just figured I would return the favor. I'm done with it here. I'll let shadow get back to fantasizing about fisting Ebert.
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post #23 of 50
9/11/08 at 10:03pm
True Blood is great and The Wire sucks?

Okay, both are assholes.

EDIT: Or was that him? Eh, I don't have the attention span to think about it.
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post #24 of 50
9/11/08 at 10:05pm
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Originally Posted by Arjen Rudd View Post
True Blood is great and The Wire sucks?

EDIT: Or was that him? Eh, I don't have the attention span to think about it.
Nah, he thinks that. And I don't blame you.

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This guy threatened to destroy my website over a television show disagreement and yes he is most certainly an asshole.
That's pretty hilarious though. Are you tripping or something? Maybe that would explain it.
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post #25 of 50
9/11/08 at 10:12pm
Always tripping.

Back to the topic at hand :

I know Siskel died but how?

Did Ebert eat him?
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post #26 of 50
9/11/08 at 10:19pm
No one knows. Men have been searching the internet for years to find that answer.
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post #27 of 50
9/11/08 at 10:27pm
lol. It should be investigated by the FBI at once!

I bet you could find his parts in Ebert's freezer.

Especially his two frozen thumbs.
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post #28 of 50
9/11/08 at 10:31pm
From what I understand Ebert doesn't really have much of a lower jaw any more. He's taking the mutilation pretty well I think. I honestly thought this was common knowledge in the chud community.
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post #29 of 50
9/11/08 at 10:33pm
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Originally Posted by Gabe Powers View Post
From what I understand Ebert doesn't really have much of a lower jaw any more. He's taking the mutilation pretty well I think. I honestly thought this was common knowledge in the chud community.
People know fuck-all about movies or critics sometimes in the CHUD community.
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post #30 of 50
9/11/08 at 10:36pm
Interesting Gabe and Hot! So he removed his lower jaw to swallow Siskel and Lord knows who else.

Tom I can't say everyone because I've only been here shortly. But I do believe a lot of people like to bad talk stuff just to try to be hip and interesting. Like the underdog. I could understand if like Jackson or Lucas or Spielberg back talked something. But most people who bad talk movies or tv shows have no art of their own to represent. They just do so to blabber like mindless baffoons.
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post #31 of 50
9/11/08 at 11:45pm
He's morphed into Benny Hill.
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post #32 of 50
9/11/08 at 11:59pm
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Originally Posted by Vampireliketendencies View Post
Always tripping.

Back to the topic at hand :

I know Siskel died but how?

Did Ebert eat him?
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Originally Posted by Vampireliketendencies View Post
lol. It should be investigated by the FBI at once!

I bet you could find his parts in Ebert's freezer.

Especially his two frozen thumbs.
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Originally Posted by Vampireliketendencies View Post
Interesting Gabe and Hot! So he removed his lower jaw to swallow Siskel and Lord knows who else.
I hope you die in a car accident on your way to a family member's wedding.
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post #33 of 50
9/12/08 at 12:04am
I hope you go to the woods to pee one day and bigfoot anally rapes you and carries you off into the woods and makes you his baby momma.
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post #34 of 50
9/12/08 at 12:07am
Wow this thread sucks.
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post #35 of 50
9/12/08 at 12:15am
Does it? How much is it?
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post #36 of 50
9/12/08 at 12:15am
Yeah, it does. Why don't we just stop responding to this guy?
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post #37 of 50
9/12/08 at 12:17am
Censorship there's the answer.
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post #38 of 50
9/12/08 at 12:32am
This thread needs surgery.
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post #39 of 50
9/12/08 at 12:33am
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Originally Posted by Kevin Matchstick View Post
Yeah, it does. Why don't we just stop responding to this guy?
You're right. It just pisses me off that he/she is making fun of someone who has had a rough couple of years.

I would usually avoid someone like this but their comments in here rubbed me the wrong way. I've had a rough few weeks and I took it out on someone who doesn't deserve to be taken seriously.

My apologies.
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post #40 of 50
9/12/08 at 10:31pm
So has Eileen taken care of this bozo yet?
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post #41 of 50
9/12/08 at 10:32pm
Yes.
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post #42 of 50
9/13/08 at 1:06am
The silver lining of this thread? I've gone to Ebert's site and started reading some of his reviews.

Let's just put the focus on his awesome words. Here's an exhibit.
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post #43 of 50
9/13/08 at 2:23am
I hear that. I read Ebert's reviews all the time. I enjoy his stuff more so than CHUD or any other movie site. He's always got something worth while to say.
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post #44 of 50
9/13/08 at 4:01am
Loved this bit from his "Answer Man" section:

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Q. Yo dude, u missed out on "Disaster Movie," a hardcore laugh-ur-@zz-off movie! Y U not review this movie!? It was funny as #ell! Prolly the funniest movie of the summer! U never review these, wat up wit dat?
S.J. Stanczak, Chicago

A. Hey, bro, I wuz buzier than $#i+, @d they never shoed it b4 hand. I peeped in the IMDb and saw it zoomed to #1 as the low$ie$t flic of all time, wit @ lame-@zz UZer Rating of 1.3. U liked it? Wat up wit dat?
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post #45 of 50
9/13/08 at 4:13am
Ebert rules.
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post #46 of 50
9/13/08 at 10:37am
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Originally Posted by Roger Ebert
So what? you ask. After all, didn't Obama and McCain have their campaign staffs fill in their Face Book profiles? Not a chance. Something as important as choosing your favorite movie, you don't delegate that to underlings.

For me, the important thing is that they both attend movies and care about them. As I've written many times, the movies are an empathy machine, drawing us into other lives, allowing us to identify with those of other races, genders, occupations, religions, income levels or times in history. Good films enlarge us, and are a civilizing medium. Bad films narrow us. No films at all impoverishes us. There is a splendid projection room in the White House. I hope the next president uses it a lot.
Yes. Yes, he does. And as I'm sure everybody's aware, his blog rules too:

http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/
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post #47 of 50
9/13/08 at 11:50am
Ain't gonna lie to kick it - I'm gonna miss Ebert when he's gone.

*pours out a lil' liquor*
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post #48 of 50
9/16/08 at 1:23pm
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Originally Posted by InTheShadows View Post
Oh, I stirred up some shit with him in the True Blood thread (he thinks it's great, but Generation Kill and The Wire suck). He can't seem to get over my avatar either, nor does he have an understanding of the character it represents.

And I don't mind being an asshole.
Who exactly is that in your avatar?
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post #49 of 50
9/16/08 at 1:36pm
All of you really need to watch Generation Kill. Now. Torrent it or something.

And I should rephrase that "I don't mind being an asshole" quote. I don't mind being an asshole to fucking retards like Vampireliketendencies who totally deserve any shit they get.
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post #50 of 50
9/16/08 at 3:45pm
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...Dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
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