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post #51 of 63
9/15/08 at 4:20pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Damn straight. I don't know about you but if I can protect my assets with using my wang as ID. That's the kind of country I want to be in.
Do you insert into a slot?
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post #52 of 63
9/15/08 at 4:22pm
Thread Starter 
You know that would probably the case. But I'm very leery of jamming my crank into anything that could possibly risk loss of said tool.
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post #53 of 63
9/15/08 at 4:23pm
I'm sure there would be alot of false alarms for public misconduct.

"Why are you humping the door?"

"The lock is jammed and it won't let me in?"
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post #54 of 63
9/15/08 at 4:35pm
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Not to mention who knows how many public indecency charges.

"Officer I was trying to get into my house."
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post #55 of 63
9/15/08 at 4:41pm
Sorry I brought it up.
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post #56 of 63
9/15/08 at 4:49pm
The phrase "I lost my keys" now has an all new, yet horrifying, meaning.
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post #57 of 63
9/15/08 at 4:51pm
Thread Starter 
Or for that matter "Falling on your keys" or "Keying someone's car" which has gone from destructive asshole behavior to just plain weird and or gross.
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post #58 of 63
9/15/08 at 4:52pm
And/Or arousing.
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post #59 of 63
9/15/08 at 5:00pm
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Depending on whether or not the car has been washed.
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post #60 of 63
9/15/08 at 5:08pm
Why did it take 50 posts to make a sex, lies and videotape reference? Jesus Christ, we're a sorry bunch.
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post #61 of 63
9/15/08 at 5:28pm
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
Do you insert into a slot?
That's what I was thinking. There can even be a female version that folds out of the door...

Ok, I'm done.
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post #62 of 63
9/15/08 at 6:05pm
There has to be a gay friendly version.
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post #63 of 63
9/16/08 at 12:24am
Thread Starter 
And thus, this thread is over. I like to thank everyone for their contributions.
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