(Originally posted this in the B-Action Thread but once it was up I realized I wrote so much I should probably move it to a dedicated thread like this one.)
I like LFoDH too.
Pros:
- Bruce Willis makes the movie. His "holy shit, did that actually work" / "fuck you" glee at every bad guy he kills is very funny. I also like his "that's what makes you that guy" speech.
- Practical stuntwork. They flung a real cop car into a real suspended helicopter. Real dudes jump and fall off of real buildings. There's definitely plenty of fakery going on here (like the infamous jet sequence) but I feel like Wiseman is one of the few guys who could actually be said to have lived up to a promise to not rely on CG.
- I have quibbles with the build of the scene -- they should really have emphasized a few elements to make the moment much bigger -- but timing and action surrounding McClane's trademark line is suitably badass for my tastes.
- Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
Cons:
- Timothy Olyphant is absolutely not on the level of the other Die Hard villains. He's got some good moments in there, and he's also got moments where he looks like an upset toddler on the verge of tears.
- The look. I hate the stupid color timing they do on every modern movie, so this isn't necessarily a Live Free or Die Hard-specific complaint, but fuck blue tint. Stop it god dammit. Yeah okay Saving Private Ryan and The Matrix did it and it was cool but it's really fucking boring at this point.
- The dialogue. It's not consistently terrible but whenever the movie wants to be super-dramatic it's a tad wince-worthy.
- The PG-13 (and the Unrated version). No catches or caveats, I wanted Live Free or Die Hard to be rated R. I'm 100% with everyone else on this one: the others are rated R, and John's just an R-rated guy. He fucking swears, and he shoots lots and lots of people. That said, now that the movie is made, I also say fuck trying to trick audiences into believing it isn't a PG-13 movie. The Unrated cut is a load of bullshit. Someone at Fox had Bruce dub in a "fuck!" whenever his mouth was covered and splattered digital blood in a few shots. I like some of the alternate lines in it and I wish they were in the movie, but the actual "Unrated"-ness of it is totally half-assed after the fact.
As I've presented in this thread before, the main thing that people don't like that I do about Live Free or Die Hard is that John is no longer the average man. That's a totally viable complaint, but I just think it's funny that in the 1980s, you had Arnold and Seagal and Sly taking out armies of fucking people while bullets bounced off their muscles, and then you had the everyman, John McClane, shoeless and barely pulling through. Today, every action hero is a sensitive "real man" who can kick ass but has a fucking complex about it and would rather run off with true love, and John's the Terminator. I think it's a fun movie and I enjoy revisiting it every once in awhile, even if I don't hit it up as much as the originals.
As for those originals: The first is obviously the best. Hits the hardest, feels the most dangerous, and has the best villain. No contest. The second is a schizophrenic experience for me, because it's a complete and total shitty sequel rip-off the original, but Harlin puts it together pretty well for what it is, I guess. The third one would probably be my favorite of the sequels if it didn't seriously blow all of its goodwill with the shitty ending in Canada.