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Behold the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator!

post #1 of 65
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I entered "Cylon Baby" and discovered that, if I were born to Sarah my name would have been "Geese Whalebone Palin"

http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html
post #2 of 65
I'm Cheney Wolfhound Palin.
post #3 of 65
Bang Walmart Palin might be the best fucking name I've ever seen.
post #4 of 65
hose hotrod palin. i can dig it.
post #5 of 65
Blitz Harden Palin -- Also doubles as my porn name.
post #6 of 65
Smoke Strapon Palin


Alrighty then.
post #7 of 65
Strangle Thicket Palin
post #8 of 65
Bigger Channel Palin

It's just bigger in Alaska, I guess ...
post #9 of 65
Crank Widow Palin
post #10 of 65
Mullet Troll Palin.

Nice.
post #11 of 65
Palin's creative baby naming ability is the best thing about her.
post #12 of 65
Beans Harpoon Palin
post #13 of 65
Bigger Channel Palin here haha.
post #14 of 65
Crunk Petrol Palin. I'll go with "Pet" for short.
post #15 of 65
Quarter Granite Palin. Because I am hard as fuck.
post #16 of 65
Speck Backfire Palin
post #17 of 65
Still Hardrock Palin. Apparently I would be heavy rasta' slang for "addicted to heroin". I was actually hoping for "Slab Bigchest Palin" or "Big McLargehuge Palin".
post #18 of 65
Flag Cobra Palin

Reap the whirlwind bitches.
post #19 of 65
Fork Decoy Palin

I think the baby name generator just called me fat.
post #20 of 65
Mole Valdez Palin

Why am I a Mexican??
post #21 of 65
Bullet Bodycheck Palin.

Apparently I'm a badass.
post #22 of 65
Thump Hummer Palin

...well!
post #23 of 65
WMD Cessna Palin
post #24 of 65
Pick Beef. Pick Beef.

What's the internal logic of this thing? It's kind of that like that Dave Barry gag: WMD Cessna would be a great name for a rock band.

But yeah. It fucking would.
post #25 of 65
I just realized I'm this close to being a Chumbawumba song.
post #26 of 65
My Christian name translates to Drink Hack. That kind of fits my sig.

John McCain : Stick Freedom.
Sarah Palin : Flack Gobbler Palin.

Freedom/Gobbler 08. I will vote for that.

Barack Obama: Tarp Lazer
Joe Biden: Beans Harpoon

Lazer/Harpoon 08. Shit now I am undecided.
post #27 of 65
Can Lightning Palin.
post #28 of 65
From a random Wu Tang Clan Name generator:

John McCain: Violent Menace
Sarah Palin: Shrieking Wizard

Barack Obama: Annoying Swami
Joe Biden: Crazy Pupil

Sometimes I think the internet is gaining consciousness.
post #29 of 65
Rifle Panzer Palin. Guess I'll be shipping off to Iraq...
post #30 of 65
Mounty Bat Palin. Which is ironic, as I'm originally Canadian. This generator knows things.

My wife is Soup Landmine Palin.

These are all great names for our bands in Rock Band 2.

Incidentally, my Wu-Tang name: Action-Packed Mentallist. This thing is also great for band names.
post #31 of 65
Timber Challenger Palin

Watch out, woods!
post #32 of 65
Open Aircraft Palin

That's my gal!
post #33 of 65
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
Can Lightning Palin.
Hey, we have the same name!

Edit: I hope 'Can Lightning' will be the new 'Ashley' of popular names.
post #34 of 65
Hunger Tallest Palin

Yeah, I have no idea either...
post #35 of 65
Bomb Locamotive Palin.

Apparently I'm Palin's lil' mercenary. Also, the generator spelled my middle name wrong.
post #36 of 65
Knife Pile Palin.

Awesome. Finally I have an excuse to go out an stab a bunch of random people.
post #37 of 65
Engine Nighthawk Palin.
post #38 of 65
Taupe Armageddon Palin.

That's fucking awesome.
post #39 of 65
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Miller View Post
Bomb Locamotive Palin.

Apparently I'm Palin's lil' mercenary. Also, the generator spelled my middle name wrong.
Stop being such an elitist.
post #40 of 65
Axe Diesel Palin.

Can I start staring in bad action movies now?

By the way my Boss is now Gravel Blood Palin
post #41 of 65
Slicer Mission Palin.

Either I'm a professional assassin, or I invent the first mandoline designed specifically for moose meat.
post #42 of 65
Pump Bust Palin WTF? I'd be an inflatable tit?
post #43 of 65
Rock Crane Palin
I like it.
post #44 of 65
Gamebird Kelp Palin.
post #45 of 65
Shot Corrugated Palin.
post #46 of 65
Quote:
Originally Posted by Justin Clark View Post
Slicer Mission Palin.

Either I'm a professional assassin, or I invent the first mandoline designed specifically for moose meat.
You must be the mandoline designer...because I am:

Stinger Assassin Palin

Awesome.
post #47 of 65
Plop Hero Palin. Best shits in Alaska, son.
post #48 of 65
I put in my first name and got this: Khaki Salmon Palin

So I put in my first and last name and got this: Rot Pipeline Palin

So my options are having a lame celebrity name along the likes of Apple and Denim or being the butt (ahem) of jokes about my rotted pipeline.
post #49 of 65
"Moose Roadster Palin"

Should I be honored or ashamed that I was assigned a much-referenced piece of Palin iconography for a first name?
post #50 of 65
Drown Wing Palin. I think I found my next online games name.

And thanks for the Wu Tang Clan name generator heads up. I'm Gratuitous F-REEK. So fucking cool.
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