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Water wet; Megan Fox hot

post #1 of 577
9/17/08 at 2:05am
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Sure, she has the dead blue eyes of a RealDoll, but I'll be damned if she doesn't make my pants feel tight all the same.

Megan in GQ
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post #2 of 577
9/17/08 at 3:55am
To take the thread title a step further, Megan Fox is hottest while wet:



I think liquid dripping off her chin is pretty much a perfect look for her.
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post #3 of 577
9/17/08 at 4:41am
She really fucked her mouth up. That's gonna be trouble down the line.
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post #4 of 577
9/17/08 at 5:43am
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She really fucked her mouth up. That's gonna be trouble down the line.
Ayup. Those are some awful tattoos there too.
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post #5 of 577
9/17/08 at 10:22am
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
She really fucked her mouth up. That's gonna be trouble down the line.
Aw, I called dibs on that privilege.
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post #6 of 577
9/17/08 at 10:41am
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
She really fucked her mouth up. That's gonna be trouble down the line.
As a blue-blooded American male, I don't give a fuuuuuck. I'd marry that and take that home to Ma. Besides, if I complained about every girl with shitty tattoos and surgically odd features, I'd end up a screaming mess on the sidewalk at the corner of Beverly Glen and Santa Monica.
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post #7 of 577
9/17/08 at 10:44am
She sure knows what her assets are. Suck on cherry. Check. Rub ice cube all over body. Check. Talk about how you love lesbian sex. Check. Some choice quotes from the article:

Megan on the Miley Cryus and Vanessa Hudgens semi-nude photos:

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With any of the Miley Cyrus shit, or any of that Vanessa Hudgens shit—I would never issue an apology for my life and for who I am. It’s like, Oh, I’m sorry I took a naked, private picture that someone is an asshole and sold for money. I’m sorry if someone else is a dick. No. You shouldn’t have to apologize. Someone betrayed Vanessa, but no one’s angry at that person. She had to apologize. I hate Disney for making her do that. Fuck Disney.”
True, but she probably just dug her own grave in Hollywood.

Megan on the paparazzi photos of her grabbing Brian Austin Green's package in public:
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I don’t understand why they’re so scandalous. When they first came out, it was like, Megan Fox was giving Brian a blow job in pub—I mean, uh—a hand job in public. First: Who gives hand jobs? Who’s given a hand job since seventh grade? Not me. And who does it at a café on a public street? I touch him all the time. It’s just like, if you have a girlfriend, you grab her butt or whatever. That’s all it was, but it became a big deal. I don’t know why. For me, touching Brian’s dick for two seconds—that’s not part of our sex life. That’s me playing around; you know, you just cup it a little. For a few seconds.
Yea for blow jobs, er I mean hand jobs, I mean, Megan Fox is hot!

Megan on her teenage lesbian romp with a lesbian stripper!

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Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop [a strip club on Sunset Boulevard]. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita. I was there all the time—I would go there by myself. I bought her things—perfume, body spray, girlie stuff. I turned into a weird middle-aged married man. I felt like I had this need to save Nikita. I’d get lap dances so I could get to know her, and I’d give her what I thought were great little sound bites of inspiration—like You can do it, you’re better than this! I didn’t want her to be there.
Now you can add "three-way sex with strippers" to your Megan Fox fantasies!

I can't deny she's hot, but she still seems like a cheap version of Angelina Jolie (back in her non-skeletal days).
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post #8 of 577
9/17/08 at 11:08am
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Who’s given a hand job since seventh grade? Not me.
I wish that was the pull quote for the mag's cover.
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post #9 of 577
9/17/08 at 11:17am
Yeah, she really doesn't do anything for me, except on a shallow aesthetic level. She wasn't even the hottest woman in Transformers. I was much more into Rachael Taylor.
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post #10 of 577
9/17/08 at 12:19pm
Too thin. We should thank Michael Bay for making her eat.
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post #11 of 577
9/17/08 at 12:25pm
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Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
Yeah, she really doesn't do anything for me, except on a shallow aesthetic level. She wasn't even the hottest woman in Transformers. I was much more into Rachael Taylor.
Ditto.

Megan Fox has a certain used quality I don't really go for.
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post #12 of 577
9/17/08 at 12:34pm
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I'd end up a screaming mess on the sidewalk at the corner of Beverly Glen and Santa Monica.
So that was you I saw last night as I was driving back from the Jon Lajoie show last night. Goddamn man you were a mess.
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post #13 of 577
9/17/08 at 1:10pm
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Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
Yeah, she really doesn't do anything for me, except on a shallow aesthetic level. She wasn't even the hottest woman in Transformers. I was much more into Rachael Taylor.
Ima echo dis
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post #14 of 577
9/17/08 at 1:18pm
Megan Fox is good looking. But those photos are almost completely non-hot for me.
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post #15 of 577
9/17/08 at 1:20pm
I like her eyes. Other than that it looks like there's nothing there.
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post #16 of 577
9/17/08 at 2:00pm
The Maxim spread currently out is far superior. Would still jump her in an instant, though.
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post #17 of 577
9/17/08 at 2:27pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
The Maxim spread currently out is far superior.
The reason to get the current Maxim isn't Megan Fox; it's Diora Baird:

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post #18 of 577
9/17/08 at 2:35pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
The Maxim spread currently out is far superior. Would still jump her in an instant, though.
Those pictures they used were three years old, though.
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post #19 of 577
9/17/08 at 2:43pm
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Those pictures they used were three years old, though.
Were they? Motherfucker.

Oh, and I had not seen the whole of the issue, but that Dionna girl is fiiiiiiiine.
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post #20 of 577
9/17/08 at 2:45pm
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"Look, I'm not a lesbian," said Fox. "I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but ... oh boy."
From the upcoming GQ interview. I think I'm mostly quoting it for the potential yak murder.
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post #21 of 577
9/17/08 at 5:08pm
Diora Baird + google images = here I come.
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post #22 of 577
9/17/08 at 5:59pm
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Diora Baird + google images = here I come.
That woman is bubbling over in all the right places (mostly work-safe).
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post #23 of 577
9/17/08 at 6:18pm
So will there be a thread in which we discuss the wetness of water? Because I think the creativity required for that discussion would make it more interesting than several variations on "wow, she's hot".
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post #24 of 577
9/17/08 at 6:21pm
Fucking fine then. She's so that no matter how wet the water is, it turns into steam.
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post #25 of 577
9/17/08 at 6:40pm
It seems this Diora Baird person's imdb page lists her as cast as "The Green Girl" in the upcoming Star Trek. I am suddenly much less ambivalent about seeing that fine, fine film.
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post #26 of 577
9/17/08 at 9:40pm
So Megan Fox is the new Denise Richards, give it a few years and she'll be doing her own version of 'Wild Things' while Brian Austin Green turns to prostitutes and coke.
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post #27 of 577
9/17/08 at 10:53pm
Does that mean Brian Austin Green is gonna call her the N word?
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post #28 of 577
9/17/08 at 11:45pm
Man, she really doesn't do a whole lot for me. And these Maxim spreads are so bland. GQ at least makes some serious attempts to have some style.
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post #29 of 577
9/18/08 at 2:05am
She's like a Lohan/Jolie mashup created by some Dr. Frankenstein.
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post #30 of 577
9/18/08 at 7:32am
Brian: "I think I'll get a hot dog."
Megan: "Me too!"

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post #31 of 577
9/18/08 at 12:21pm
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Originally Posted by Greg David View Post
So will there be a thread in which we discuss the wetness of water? Because I think the creativity required for that discussion would make it more interesting than several variations on "wow, she's hot".
No, no, no. Megan Fox's nickname is "Water".
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post #32 of 577
9/19/08 at 1:26am
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
Brian: "I think I'll get a hot dog."
Megan: "Me too!"
"John? It's Derek... Hey, the machines just won... No really, man, the future's all good. These new T-69 models are the shit... Yeah, she's asking if your mom still looks good in a tank top... She says bring that other chick with you and a couple tubes of lithium grease... Oh. Gotta go. Skynet's just gone active, if you know what I'm sayin'..."
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post #33 of 577
9/19/08 at 3:11pm
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Originally Posted by Dragon Ma View Post
So Megan Fox is the new Denise Richards, give it a few years and she'll be doing her own version of 'Wild Things' while Brian Austin Green turns to prostitutes and coke.
It would help if Green was actually a decent actor like Sheen. What's he up to these days anyway besides living off the residual checks from 90210?
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post #34 of 577
9/19/08 at 3:47pm
Bangin Megan Fox.
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post #35 of 577
9/19/08 at 3:54pm
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It would help if Green was actually a decent actor like Sheen. What's he up to these days anyway besides living off the residual checks from 90210?
Terminator Tv show.
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post #36 of 577
9/19/08 at 4:41pm
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Bangin Megan Fox.
Touche, but I still don't get this argument. I've seen women hotter than Megan Fox strolling down Hollywood blvd on a Saturday night and none of them are famous. But if Green was banging one of them, no one would be talking about him and the fact that he's banging...Jane Doe.
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post #37 of 577
9/19/08 at 4:51pm
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Originally Posted by Ambler View Post
Touche, but I still don't get this argument. I've seen women hotter than Megan Fox strolling down Hollywood blvd on a Saturday night and none of them are famous. But if Green was banging one of them, no one would be talking about him and the fact that he's banging...Jane Doe.
Megan Fox is really hot right now ... especially in the famous sense due to her role in Transformers. So the combination of being hot (in looks and celebrity) equals residual exposure for BAG.
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post #38 of 577
9/20/08 at 5:11pm
The tats and lip work are fucked. Have you guys seen her audition tape for Transformers? She's fresh-faced beautiful in that brief clip. She looks completely different than she does now.
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post #39 of 577
9/20/08 at 6:52pm
I really didn't notice what everybody was talking about until you posted that clip. But you're right, she looked better before.
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post #40 of 577
9/20/08 at 7:32pm
From looking at her face there and looking at her now, her eyebrows are fuller(not a good look IMO), she's gotten a nose job because the slight bump in the bridge of her nose has been filed down, and her lips have been pumped full of something. It's a shame, because the girl was naturally striking. I was stunned when I first saw her in that video because she was SO beautiful with hardly any makeup on. Legitimately stunning. Now she looks so incredibly trashy with her spray on tan and tramp stamps everywhere that I wish I could just run her through a car wash until she washes clean.
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post #41 of 577
9/22/08 at 7:20am
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
The tats and lip work are fucked. Have you guys seen her audition tape for Transformers? She's fresh-faced beautiful in that brief clip. She looks completely different than she does now.
It's like looking at Jennifer Connelly circa 1990.
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post #42 of 577
9/23/08 at 4:26pm
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post #43 of 577
9/23/08 at 4:29pm
That's some serious motor-boatin' right there.
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post #44 of 577
9/23/08 at 7:20pm
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Originally Posted by Megan Fox View Post
"Look, I'm not a lesbian," said Fox. "I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but ... oh boy."
Disingenuous!
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post #45 of 577
9/23/08 at 9:18pm
God, I can't ever get enough of the whole "Hollywood starlet pretends to be bisexual despite well documented, longterm heterosexual relationship" phenomenon. It just never gets old.
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post #46 of 577
9/23/08 at 9:27pm
Video of Megan Fox being all wet
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post #47 of 577
9/30/08 at 1:18pm
Game, set, jerk it:

http://www.popoholic.com/photo.php?i...le=Megan%20Fox
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post #48 of 577
9/30/08 at 1:22pm
The two guys to her left and right provide a funny juxtaposition.
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post #49 of 577
9/30/08 at 1:32pm
That bra is unflattering. Her boobs look squashed down.
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post #50 of 577
9/30/08 at 1:48pm
You're right. She should really just take it off.
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