30 Rock - Season 3 - Page 17

AMEN #2. I was sold as soon as I noticed the guitar-kidney logo and almost crying when Tracy explained the hotel room situation.

Since EW sucks at this lists (proof) let's throw the best lines of the entire season:

1. I want to go there. (Thanks Schwartz)

1. I want to go to there. (Jesus, FA, first quote and its not complicated, and you still butcher it?)

2. Oh, no! Kenneth's a murderer and the Riddler's coming!

1. I want to go to there. (Jesus, FA, first quote and its not complicated, and you still butcher it?)

2. Oh, no! Kenneth's a murderer and the Riddler's coming!

3. Rich 50 is middle class 38.

1. I want to go to there.

2. Oh, no! Kenneth's a murderer and the Riddler's coming!

3. Rich 50 is middle class 38.

4. We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

1. I want to go to there.

2. Oh, no! Kenneth's a murderer and the Riddler's coming!

3. Rich 50 is middle class 38.

4. We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

5. You are wise, Liz Lemon. Like a genetically manipulated shark.

1. I want to go to there.

2. Oh, no! Kenneth's a murderer and the Riddler's coming!

3. Rich 50 is middle class 38.

4. We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

5. You are wise, Liz Lemon. Like a genetically manipulated shark.

6. The reason I speak with a slight English inflection in my voice is because I lost my virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack.

1. I want to go to there.

2. Oh, no! Kenneth's a murderer and the Riddler's coming!

3. Rich 50 is middle class 38.

4. We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

5. You are wise, Liz Lemon. Like a genetically manipulated shark.

6. The reason I speak with a slight English inflection in my voice is because I lost my virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack.

7. A Blaffair to Rememblack.

1. I want to go to there.

2. Oh, no! Kenneth's a murderer and the Riddler's coming!

3. Rich 50 is middle class 38.

4. We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

5. You are wise, Liz Lemon. Like a genetically manipulated shark.

6. The reason I speak with a slight English inflection in my voice is because I lost my virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack.

7. A Blaffair to Rememblack.

8. He looks like a cartoon pilot!

1. I want to go to there.

2. Oh, no! Kenneth's a murderer and the Riddler's coming!

3. Rich 50 is middle class 38.

4. We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

5. You are wise, Liz Lemon. Like a genetically manipulated shark.

6. The reason I speak with a slight English inflection in my voice is because I lost my virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack.

7. A Blaffair to Rememblack.

8. He looks like a cartoon pilot!

9. When will modern science find the cure for a woman's mouth?

1. I want to go to there.

2. Oh, no! Kenneth's a murderer and the Riddler's coming!

3. Rich 50 is middle class 38.

4. We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

5. You are wise, Liz Lemon. Like a genetically manipulated shark.

6. The reason I speak with a slight English inflection in my voice is because I lost my virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack.

7. A Blaffair to Rememblack.

8. He looks like a cartoon pilot!

9. When will modern science find the cure for a woman's mouth?

10. I was just thinking how weird it is that we eat birds.

1. I want to go to there.

2. Oh, no! Kenneth's a murderer and the Riddler's coming!

3. Rich 50 is middle class 38.

4. We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

5. You are wise, Liz Lemon. Like a genetically manipulated shark.

6. The reason I speak with a slight English inflection in my voice is because I lost my virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack.

7. A Blaffair to Rememblack.

8. He looks like a cartoon pilot!

9. When will modern science find the cure for a woman's mouth?

10. I was just thinking how weird it is that we eat birds.

11. No judgements in brainstorming.

1. I want to go to there.

2. Oh, no! Kenneth's a murderer and the Riddler's coming!

3. Rich 50 is middle class 38.

4. We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

5. You are wise, Liz Lemon. Like a genetically manipulated shark.

6. The reason I speak with a slight English inflection in my voice is because I lost my virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack.

7. A Blaffair to Rememblack.

8. He looks like a cartoon pilot!

9. When will modern science find the cure for a woman's mouth?

10. I was just thinking how weird it is that we eat birds.

11. No judgements in brainstorming.

12. Puerto Rican!

1. I want to go to there.

2. Oh, no! Kenneth's a murderer and the Riddler's coming!

3. Rich 50 is middle class 38.

4. We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

5. You are wise, Liz Lemon. Like a genetically manipulated shark.

6. The reason I speak with a slight English inflection in my voice is because I lost my virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack.

7. A Blaffair to Rememblack.

8. He looks like a cartoon pilot!

9. When will modern science find the cure for a woman's mouth?

10. I was just thinking how weird it is that we eat birds.

11. No judgements in brainstorming.

12. Puerto Rican!

13. You've got wife eyes.

14. Like when I worked the day shift at that graveyard and the graveyard shift at the Day's Inn...

1. I want to go to there.

2. Oh, no! Kenneth's a murderer and the Riddler's coming!

3. Rich 50 is middle class 38.

4. We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

5. You are wise, Liz Lemon. Like a genetically manipulated shark.

6. The reason I speak with a slight English inflection in my voice is because I lost my virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack.

7. A Blaffair to Rememblack.

8. He looks like a cartoon pilot!

9. When will modern science find the cure for a woman's mouth?

10. I was just thinking how weird it is that we eat birds.

11. No judgements in brainstorming.

12. Puerto Rican!

13. You've got wife eyes.

14. ...when I was working the day shift at that graveyard and the graveyard shift at the Day's Inn.

15. Kenneth: Well, also speaking as a white male...
Jack: No. You're not. Socioeconomically, you're more like an inner-city Latina.

1. I want to go to there.

2. Oh, no! Kenneth's a murderer and the Riddler's coming!

3. Rich 50 is middle class 38.

4. We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

5. You are wise, Liz Lemon. Like a genetically manipulated shark.

6. The reason I speak with a slight English inflection in my voice is because I lost my virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack.

7. A Blaffair to Rememblack.

8. He looks like a cartoon pilot!

9. When will modern science find the cure for a woman's mouth?

10. I was just thinking how weird it is that we eat birds.

11. No judgements in brainstorming.

12. Puerto Rican!

13. You've got wife eyes.

14. ...when I was working the day shift at that graveyard and the graveyard shift at the Day's Inn.

15. Kenneth: Well, also speaking as a white male...
Jack: No. You're not. Socioeconomically, you're more like an inner-city Latina.

16. "For those of you just joining us, Tracy Jordan is giving guitar legend Peter Frampton enigmatic clues about a hidden treasure."

1. I want to go to there.

2. Oh, no! Kenneth's a murderer and the Riddler's coming!

3. Rich 50 is middle class 38.

4. We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

5. You are wise, Liz Lemon. Like a genetically manipulated shark.

6. The reason I speak with a slight English inflection in my voice is because I lost my virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack.

7. A Blaffair to Rememblack.

8. He looks like a cartoon pilot!

9. When will modern science find the cure for a woman's mouth?

10. I was just thinking how weird it is that we eat birds.

11. No judgements in brainstorming.

12. Puerto Rican!

13. You've got wife eyes.

14. ...when I was working the day shift at that graveyard and the graveyard shift at the Day's Inn.

15. Kenneth: Well, also speaking as a white male...
Jack: No. You're not. Socioeconomically, you're more like an inner-city Latina.

16. "For those of you just joining us, Tracy Jordan is giving guitar legend Peter Frampton enigmatic clues about a hidden treasure."

17. Everybody, shut up! Lutz, shut up!

1. I want to go to there.

2. Oh, no! Kenneth's a murderer and the Riddler's coming!

3. Rich 50 is middle class 38.

4. We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

5. You are wise, Liz Lemon. Like a genetically manipulated shark.

6. The reason I speak with a slight English inflection in my voice is because I lost my virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack.

7. A Blaffair to Rememblack.

8. He looks like a cartoon pilot!

9. When will modern science find the cure for a woman's mouth?

10. I was just thinking how weird it is that we eat birds.

11. No judgements in brainstorming.

12. Puerto Rican!

13. You've got wife eyes.

14. ...when I was working the day shift at that graveyard and the graveyard shift at the Day's Inn.

15. Kenneth: Well, also speaking as a white male...
Jack: No. You're not. Socioeconomically, you're more like an inner-city Latina.

16. "For those of you just joining us, Tracy Jordan is giving guitar legend Peter Frampton enigmatic clues about a hidden treasure."

17. Everybody, shut up! Lutz, shut up!

18. This is the part of my process where Liz Lemon usually comes along and fixes everything. (sigh) Heavy is the head that eats the crayons. Well, I'm going to take a nap. See you in 10 hours.

1. I want to go to there.

2. Oh, no! Kenneth's a murderer and the Riddler's coming!

3. Rich 50 is middle class 38.

4. We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

5. You are wise, Liz Lemon. Like a genetically manipulated shark.

6. The reason I speak with a slight English inflection in my voice is because I lost my virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack.

7. A Blaffair to Rememblack.

8. He looks like a cartoon pilot!

9. When will modern science find the cure for a woman's mouth?

10. I was just thinking how weird it is that we eat birds.

11. No judgements in brainstorming.

12. Puerto Rican!

13. You've got wife eyes.

14. ...when I was working the day shift at that graveyard and the graveyard shift at the Day's Inn.

15. Kenneth: Well, also speaking as a white male...
Jack: No. You're not. Socioeconomically, you're more like an inner-city Latina.

16. "For those of you just joining us, Tracy Jordan is giving guitar legend Peter Frampton enigmatic clues about a hidden treasure."

17. Everybody, shut up! Lutz, shut up!

18. This is the part of my process where Liz Lemon usually comes along and fixes everything. (sigh) Heavy is the head that eats the crayons. Well, I'm going to take a nap. See you in 10 hours.

19. I'M LIZZING!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! I'M LIZZZZZZINNNGGGG!!!

1. I want to go to there.

2. Oh, no! Kenneth's a murderer and the Riddler's coming!

3. Rich 50 is middle class 38.

4. We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

5. You are wise, Liz Lemon. Like a genetically manipulated shark.

6. The reason I speak with a slight English inflection in my voice is because I lost my virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack.

7. A Blaffair to Rememblack.

8. He looks like a cartoon pilot!

9. When will modern science find the cure for a woman's mouth?

10. I was just thinking how weird it is that we eat birds.

11. No judgements in brainstorming.

12. Puerto Rican!

13. You've got wife eyes.

14. ...when I was working the day shift at that graveyard and the graveyard shift at the Day's Inn.

15. Kenneth: Well, also speaking as a white male...
Jack: No. You're not. Socioeconomically, you're more like an inner-city Latina.

16. "For those of you just joining us, Tracy Jordan is giving guitar legend Peter Frampton enigmatic clues about a hidden treasure."

17. Everybody, shut up! Lutz, shut up!

18. This is the part of my process where Liz Lemon usually comes along and fixes everything. (sigh) Heavy is the head that eats the crayons. Well, I'm going to take a nap. See you in 10 hours.

19. I'M LIZZING!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! I'M LIZZZZZZINNNGGGG!!!

20. Science was my favourite subject at school. Especially the Old Testament.

1. I want to go to there.

2. Oh, no! Kenneth's a murderer and the Riddler's coming!

3. Rich 50 is middle class 38.

4. We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

5. You are wise, Liz Lemon. Like a genetically manipulated shark.

6. The reason I speak with a slight English inflection in my voice is because I lost my virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack.

7. A Blaffair to Rememblack.

8. He looks like a cartoon pilot!

9. When will modern science find the cure for a woman's mouth?

10. I was just thinking how weird it is that we eat birds.

11. No judgements in brainstorming.

12. Puerto Rican!

13. You've got wife eyes.

14. ...when I was working the day shift at that graveyard and the graveyard shift at the Day's Inn.

15. Kenneth: Well, also speaking as a white male...
Jack: No. You're not. Socioeconomically, you're more like an inner-city Latina.

16. "For those of you just joining us, Tracy Jordan is giving guitar legend Peter Frampton enigmatic clues about a hidden treasure."

17. Everybody, shut up! Lutz, shut up!

18. This is the part of my process where Liz Lemon usually comes along and fixes everything. (sigh) Heavy is the head that eats the crayons. Well, I'm going to take a nap. See you in 10 hours.

19. I'M LIZZING!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! I'M LIZZZZZZINNNGGGG!!!

20. Science was my favourite subject at school. Especially the Old Testament.

21. It smells like dude in here.

1. I want to go to there.

2. Oh, no! Kenneth's a murderer and the Riddler's coming!

3. Rich 50 is middle class 38.

4. We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

5. You are wise, Liz Lemon. Like a genetically manipulated shark.

6. The reason I speak with a slight English inflection in my voice is because I lost my virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack.

7. A Blaffair to Rememblack.

8. He looks like a cartoon pilot!

9. When will modern science find the cure for a woman's mouth?

10. I was just thinking how weird it is that we eat birds.

11. No judgements in brainstorming.

12. Puerto Rican!

13. You've got wife eyes.

14. ...when I was working the day shift at that graveyard and the graveyard shift at the Day's Inn.

15. Kenneth: Well, also speaking as a white male...
Jack: No. You're not. Socioeconomically, you're more like an inner-city Latina.

16. "For those of you just joining us, Tracy Jordan is giving guitar legend Peter Frampton enigmatic clues about a hidden treasure."

17. Everybody, shut up! Lutz, shut up!

18. This is the part of my process where Liz Lemon usually comes along and fixes everything. (sigh) Heavy is the head that eats the crayons. Well, I'm going to take a nap. See you in 10 hours.

19. I'M LIZZING!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! I'M LIZZZZZZINNNGGGG!!!

20. Science was my favourite subject at school. Especially the Old Testament.

21. It smells like dude in here.

22. Liz Lemon, I might hug people too hard and get lost in malls. But I’m not an idiot.

I read that last week. Pretty funny.

This one killed me...

Yeah, I saw that last week as well. He says "rip off", I say "hommage"!