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post #401 of 424
9/24/08 at 5:40pm
Could we please stop ruining that harmless, catchy little song?

Please?!

Edit - Ah. I did miss something. I'd say that's a bannable offense.
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post #402 of 424
9/24/08 at 5:41pm
Only one of them.
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post #403 of 424
9/24/08 at 5:44pm
There were more?
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post #404 of 424
9/24/08 at 5:44pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post

I think this thread is having a stroke.
I enjoy a good stroke from time-to-time...but this thread is definitely NOT the place (armchairs not-withstanding)!
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post #405 of 424
9/24/08 at 5:49pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
Could we please stop ruining that harmless, catchy little song?

Please?!
I love that song, why do you think it took me 8 pages to bring myself to make the joke?

Well, this thread is horrific. I'm going to go hang out in my 90210 thread if anybody needs me. I think I'll get a shower, too.
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post #406 of 424
9/24/08 at 5:51pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Wow, he really went full retard.
Went? The guy goes full retard by default in everything he posts.

Sounds like I'm missing out on something truly spectacular, but honestly, I'll bet money that I'm laughing harder now at the fact that he's still posting to a bunch of people who have him on ignore than I would at the shit he's posted.
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post #407 of 424
9/24/08 at 5:59pm
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Originally Posted by agracru View Post
Went? The guy goes full retard by default in everything he posts.

Sounds like I'm missing out on something truly spectacular, but honestly, I'll bet money that I'm laughing harder now at the fact that he's still posting to a bunch of people who have him on ignore than I would at the shit he's posted.
I'm going to ruin it for you:

He made a drawing of DaveB with no penis and he was...

God, just explaining the drawing makes my head hurt. Nevermind.
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post #408 of 424
9/24/08 at 6:02pm
So, in short, the CHUD forums broke NoDiggity?

Awesome.
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post #409 of 424
9/24/08 at 6:11pm
DaveB's penis lying on the floor made me laaaugh and laugh.
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post #410 of 424
9/24/08 at 6:42pm
I love the fact that the basis for all this is a "person" who would have you believe he is intelligent but can't figure out how you could possibly have sex in an armchair.
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post #411 of 424
9/24/08 at 6:44pm
He may very well have a tiny tiny dick.
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post #412 of 424
9/24/08 at 6:48pm
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
He may very well have a tiny tiny dick.
At least... he has one. *snif*
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post #413 of 424
9/24/08 at 7:06pm
Wow.
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post #414 of 424
9/24/08 at 7:17pm
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Originally Posted by DaveB View Post
At least... he has one. *snif*
Gold.
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post #415 of 424
9/24/08 at 8:00pm
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Originally Posted by DaveB View Post
At least... he has one. *snif*
It might have fallen behind the cushion in the armchair. That's been known to happen.
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post #416 of 424
9/24/08 at 8:02pm
Behind the armchair cushion is where The Secret to Armchair Sex lies. We're all getting very close to reaching true enlightenment.
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post #417 of 424
9/25/08 at 12:16am
To be fair, even though the picture was not very flattering to our dickless friend Mr. B, at least his wife's image was more flattering. She was in a respectable submissive pose (how easy it could have been for Diggity to depict her as a whore, a jezebel, or some other type of woman who ENJOYS sex) and smiling, unlike a stripper, who are usually much too cold and dead inside to smile.
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post #418 of 424
9/25/08 at 12:34am
NoDiggity has been banned, our national crisis is now over.

WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED?: Trolls are fun to bat around, but it's also easy to fall into their traps. Also, some people are so desperate to flirt that they can't help but try to hit on the 1% of the boards that are of the opposite sex, even if said person is married to someone on the boards. This ratio also explains much.

Also, for those who have sex on the boards, it probably led to some armchair-based fucking.
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post #419 of 424
9/25/08 at 12:37am
We've all learned about armchair sex. I can't wait to try it out.
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post #420 of 424
9/25/08 at 12:56am
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Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte View Post
Also, for those who have sex on the boards, it probably led to some armchair-based fucking.
How can people have sex on boards? That doesn't seem naturally affectionate. It's distant, strippery, lapdancey.
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post #421 of 424
9/26/08 at 12:08am
Wow! That was the most horrifying/funny thread I've read on Chud since Fabfunk days.

DaveB, this one is for you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
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post #422 of 424
10/13/08 at 3:42pm
I was on the train on Friday and I overheard two other people behind me discussing Juno. They go on about how cute Ellen Page is and how Jason Reitman doesn't get enough credit, and then come to how they both hate Diablo Cody's writing. They start a laundry list of things that they didn't like about it, and then the the guy says, "Yeah, and what kind of a sixteen year old has sex in an armchair?" And then woman answers,"A slutty stripper sixteen year old. I don't know..."
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post #423 of 424
10/13/08 at 3:45pm
At least they weren't debating the logistics of armchair sex. If they were, you probably ran across NoDiggity.
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post #424 of 424
10/19/08 at 9:12pm
I'm afraid I don't have anything good to add to the conversation here, but this was too good not to post.

Spicy, the way God intended it to be

The beautiful thing here (among many), is that the archived list's order goes from "Anal sex" to "Biblical studies."
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