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post #1 of 8
9/20/08 at 11:35pm
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Funny story, from a couple of years ago, about a porno party on Joe Rogan's blog. You may have seen this before- if so, sorry for the repeat post. There is one potentially NSFW photo at the very end.

http://blog.joerogan.net/archives/101
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post #2 of 8
9/21/08 at 5:38am
You know what would be worse than dating a porn star?

Dating an ex porn star that just became a born-again-christian the day before, and has sworn off sex until after she gets married.

A week ago she was banging four guys at once, tonight you're getting a peck on the cheek at her door.
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post #3 of 8
9/21/08 at 7:42am
I was thinking that the guy was pretty probably feeling pretty lucky when he got ambushed with this jarring revelation. Reading the story, I was actually feeling vicariously lucky for him.

Until I saw who the porn star was...Gia Paloma.

For his sake, I hope he doesn't kiss on the mouth:

http://www.spankwire.com/Gia-Paloma-...h/video117311/
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post #4 of 8
9/21/08 at 12:48pm
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EEW! Rogan was totally right about the otter noise! But I don't see why he thought she was "pretty hot" unless he meant just from the neck down.

I might be wrong, but it doesn't seem to me that most guys would actually want to date a porn star. If you honestly cared for the woman, would you really be cool with her going off to work to fuck other men, possibly a lot of other men?
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post #5 of 8
9/21/08 at 1:35pm
Poor bastard.
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post #6 of 8
9/21/08 at 6:39pm
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EEW! Rogan was totally right about the otter noise! But I don't see why he thought she was "pretty hot" unless he meant just from the neck down.
Yeah, I know this is an internet stereotype, but this chick isn't that hot. I mean, she's not ugly or anything, but she's not hot enough to make up for the "Ass, mouth, ass, mouth, ass, mouth".
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post #7 of 8
9/23/08 at 5:35pm
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Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
I might be wrong, but it doesn't seem to me that most guys would actually want to date a porn star. If you honestly cared for the woman, would you really be cool with her going off to work to fuck other men, possibly a lot of other men?
Would I dinner/movie date her? Yes, as long as she showered long and hard before hand. A little Lysol gargle wouldn't hurt either.

Would I marry her? Hell no.

Also, Gia's got a little Billy Piper thing going on. Dr. Who fans rejoice!

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post #8 of 8
9/24/08 at 7:58pm
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I'm not the biggest Billie Piper fan ever, though I do like her best of all the Doctor's assistants on the new series, but that's a pretty low blow! I guess Gia might look a little like Billie Piper would if she was decked out in a Planet of the Apes costume...
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