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The Fail Draft Chosen

For Those About To Suck....We Salute You!

4.15 THE CONQUEROR (1956) d. Dick Powell (John Wayne, Susan Hayward)
Spectacular as its barbaric passions and savage conquests! Ghenghis Khan! The world trembled at his name! They conquered each other then the world!

5.7 MONDO CANE (1962) d. Paolo Cavara, Franco Prosperi, Gualtiero Jacopetti
All The Scenes You Will See In This Film Are True And Taken Only From Life...If Often They Are Shocking It Is Because There Are Many Astounding, Even Unbelievable Things In This World

2.22 CLEOPATRA (1963) d. Joseph L. Mankiewicz/ Rouben Mamoulian/ David F.Zanuck (Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton, Rex Harrison)

3.11 STRAIT-JACKET (1964) d. William Castle (Joan Crawford) Anderson
Her Husband...Her room....And Another Woman
WARNING! Strait-Jacket vividly depicts ax murders!


2.2 THE GREEN BERETS (1968) d. John Wayne/Mervyn LeRoy/Ray Kellogg (John Wayne, George Takei, Jim Hutton, Patrick Wayne, David Janssen, Vera Miles) Anderson
They had to be the toughest fighting force on earth-and the men who led them had to be just a little bit tougher! A special force in a special kind of hell!
So you don't believe in glory. And heroes are out of style. And they don't blow bugles anymore. So take another look at the special forces in a special kind of hell!


5.13 EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC (1977) d. John Boorman (Richard Burton, Linda Blair, Ned Beatty, James Earl Jones, Max von Sydow, Louise Fletcher)
It's four years later...what does she remember?

2.17 SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND (1978) d. Michael Schultz (Bee-Gees, Aerosmith, Peter Frampton, Donald Pleasence, Steve Martin, Earth, Wind & Fire, Alice Cooper, Billy Preston, George Burns, Keith Carradine, Carol Channing, Frankie Howerd, Leif Garrett, Heart, George Harrison) Keith
A Splendid Time Is Guaranteed For All!

4.10 SEXTETTE (1978) d. Ken Hughes (Mae West, Timothy Dalton, Tony Curtis, Ringo Starr, Dom DeLuise, George Hamilton, Keith Moon, Alice Cooper)
The Sin-Sational Mae West!

1.7 CALIGULA (1979) d. Tinto Brass/ Bob Guccione (Malcolm McDowell, Helen Mirren, Peter O'Toole, John Gielgud) Judas
What would you have done if you had been given absolute power of life and death over everybody else in the whole world

1.2 CRUISING (1980) d. William Friedkin (Al Pacino, Karen Allen, Paul Sorvino) Ed
Al Pacino is cruising for a killer!

2.20 XANADU (1980) d. Robert Greenwald (Olivia Newton-John, Gene Kelly)
A Fantasy, A Musical, a Place Where Dreams Come True. Where time stops and the magic never ends.

3.9 HEAVEN'S GATE (1980) d. Michael Cimino (Kris Kristofferson, Christopher Walken, Jeff Bridges, John Hurt, Mickey Rourke) Greg
What one loves about life are things that fade. The only thing greater than their passion for America..was their passion for each other.

5.16 GLORIA (1980) John Cassavetes (Gena Rowlands, Buck Henry)
She's tough..but she sides with the little guy. and she's out to beat the mob at their own game

4.12 PINK FLOYD'S THE WALL (1982) d. Alan Parker (Bob Geldof, Bob Hoskins)
The Memories. The Madness. The Music...The Movie

5.2 TURKISH STAR WARS (The Man Who Saves The World)

2.4 RETURN OF THE JEDI (1983) d. Richard Marquand (Harrison Ford, Billy Dee Williams, Frank Oz, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher) Fat Elvis
Return to a Galaxy...Far, Far Away The Empire Falls....

2.16 THE OSTERMAN WEEKEND (1983) d. Sam Peckinpah (Rutger Hauer, Dennis Hopper, Craig T. Nelson, John Hurt, Meg Foster) Banks
The one weekend of the year you won't want to miss....isolation, violence, slaughter. It will be a weekend to remember...if they survive it!

5.14 SCARFACE (1983) d. Brian DePalma (Al Pacino, Steven Bauer, Michelle Pfeiffer, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, F. Murray Abraham, Robert Loggia)
He was Tony Montana. The world will remember him by another name...SCARFACE!
He loved the American Dream. With a Vengeance. The world is yours....


3.24 LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (1983) d. Franc Roddam (David Keith, Michael Biehn, Rick Rossovich)
One hundred years of the finest school turning out the finest young men. IT WAS ALL A LIE. One cadet is about to expose the system.

5.5 JAWS 3-D (1983) d. Joe Alves (Dennis Quaid, Lea Thompson, Bess Armstrong, Louis Gossett, Jr.)
The Third Dimension is....Terror!

1.17 DUNE (1984) d. David Lynch (Kyle MacLachlan, Sting, Brad Dourif, Linda Hunt, Virginia Madsen, Patrick Stewart, Dean Stockwell, Sean Young, Max von Sydow) Shark
The Motion Picture Event For 1984! A place beyond your dreams. A world beyond your experience. A movie beyond your imagination

3.10 CITY HEAT (1984) d. Richard Benjamin (Clint Eastwood, Burt Reynolds) Keith
Take Clint the street-smart cop...take Burt the wise-guy private eye..and then take cover!
When a hotshot cop and a wise-guy detective get together...the heat is on!


4.11 YEAR OF THE DRAGON (1985) d. Michael Cimino (Mickey Rourke)
It isn't the Bronx or Brooklyn. It isn't even New York. It's Chinatown...and it's about to explode!

4.23 THE BLACK CAULDRON (1985)
Hidden by darkness. Guarded by witches. Discovered by a boy. Stolen by a king. Whoever owns it will rule the world. Or destroy it!

3.6 HOWARD THE DUCK (1986) d. Willard Huyck (Lea Thompson, Tim Robbins, Jeffrey Jones)
Trapped in a world he never made. A new breed of hero. More adventure than humanly possible.

5.8 SPACEBALLS (1987) d. Mel Brooks (Bill Pullman, Daphne Zuniga, Rick Moranis, John Candy, Michael Winslow, Joan Rivers, Jim J. Bullock, John Hurt)
Once upon a time warp in deep space, the struggle between nice & rotten goes on.... May the Farce be with you.

2.18 ISHTAR (1987) d. Elaine May (Warren Beatty, Dustin Hoffman, Charles Grodin) Jyav

5.12 SUPERMAN IV :THE QUEST FOR PEACE (1987) Sidney J. Furie (Christopher Reeve, Gene Hackman, Jon Cryer, Mariel Hemingway, Margot Kidder)
Nuclear Power. In the best hands, it is dangerous. In the hands of Lex Luthor, it is pure evil. This is Superman's greatest battle. And it is for all of us!

3.17 RAMBO III (1988) d. Peter MacDonald (Sylvester Stallone)
The first was for himself. The second for his country. This time it's to save his friend. God would have mercy John Rambo won't!

5.21 WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? (1988) d. Robert Zemeckis (Bob Hoskins, Christopher Lloyd, Joanna Cassidy, Kathleen Turner, Amy Irving, Nancy Cartwright, Charles Fleischer)
It's the story of a man, a woman, and a rabbit in a triangle of trouble

5.24 STAR TREK V (1989) d. William Shatner (William Shatner, Leonard NimoyGeorge Takei, DeForest Kelley, Nichelle Nichols, James Doohan, David Warner)
The Enterprise is back. This time, have they gone too far? What does God need with a starship? Adventure and Imagination Will Meet At The Final Frontier
Why Are They Putting Seatbelts in Theatres This Summer?


5.18 CADDYSHACK 2 (1988) d. Allan Arkush (Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, Randy Quaid, Jackie Mason, Dyan Cannon, Robert Stack, Jonathan Silverman, Marsha Warfield)
Home of the rich and tasteless. The shack is back!

2.27 GHOSTBUSTERS II (1989) d. Ivan Reitman (Bill Murray, Dan Akroyd, Harold Ramis, Ernie Hudson)
The Superstars of the Supernatural are Back. And this time, it's no marshmellow roast!

4.3 HARLEM NIGHTS (1989) d. Eddie Murphy (Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, Redd Foxx, Jasmine Guy, Lela Rochon, Arsenio Hall, Charlie Murphy) Keith
They're up to something big!

1.20 BACK TO THE FUTURE PART II (1989) d. Robert Zemeckis (Michael J. Fox, Elisabeth Shue, Lea Thompson, Billy Zane, Thomas F. Wilson, Christopher Lloyd) Fat Elvis
Getting back was only the beginning. Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads! Do you remember...The Future? It's About Time

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Thread Starter 
Revenge of the Suck

3.1 ROCKY V (1990) d. John G. Avildsen(Sylvester Stallone, Sage Stallone, Tommy Morrison)
Go For It!

2.5 THE GODFATHER: PART III (1990) d. Francis Ford Coppola (Andy Garcia, Al Pacino, Diane Keaton, Talia Shire, Bridget Fonda, George Hamilton, Joe Mantegna) Judas
All the power on earth can't change destiny. Real power can't be given. It must be taken.

5.6 NOTHING BUT TROUBLE (1991) d. Dan Aykroyd (Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, Demi Moore, John Candy, Brian Doyle-Murray, Taylor Negron, Digital Underground, Tupac Shakur)
All they wanted was a little getaway. All they got was nothing but trouble!

3.8 HOOK (1991) d. Steven Spielberg (Robin Williams, Dustin Hoffman, Julia Roberts, Bob Hoskins, Maggie Smith, Gwyneth Paltrow, Glenn Close, Phil Collins) Fat Elvis
What if Peter Pan grew up?

2.8 HIGHLANDER II :THE QUICKENING (1991) Russell Mulcahy (Sean Connery, Michael Ironside, Christopher Lambert, Virginia Madsen) Martin
It's a kind of magic.

1.11 FREEJACK (1992) d. Geoff Murphy (Emilio Estevez, Mick Jagger, David Johansen, Jonathan Banks, Amanda Plummer, Anthony Hopkins) Tati
Alex Furlong died today. Eighteen yrs. from now, he'll be running for his life! Don't let the Future pass you by. Time flies. But to Survive the year 2029, he'll need to move a lot faster

3.4 ALIEN 3 (1992) d. David Fincher (Sigourney Weaver, Lance Henriksen)
In 1979, we discovered in space no one can hear you scream. In 1992, we will discover, on Earth, EVERYONE can hear you scream!
3 times the suspense, 3 times the danger, 3 times the terror
The bitch is back. This time it's hiding in the most terrifying place of all. Start running....again


3.3 1492: CONQUEST OF PARADISE (1992) d. Ridley Scott (Gerard Depardieu, Sigourney Weaver, Armand Assante, Frank Langella)
Centuries before the exploration of space, there was another voyage into the unknown

1.27 ROBOCOP 3 (1993) d. Fred Dekker (Robert John Burke, Rip Torn) Hunter
Chaos...Corruption....Civil War. He's Back to lay down the law. Back on line. Back on Duty!

2.23 SUPER MARIO BROS. (1993) (Bob Hoskins, Dennis Hopper, John Leguizamo)
This Ain't No Game, It's A Live Action Thrill Ride! Can two plumbers save the world from going down the drain?

2.26 CLIFFORD (1994) d. Paul Flaherty (Martin Short, Charles Grodin)
What's the difference between Clifford and a pit bull? One will tear your heart out, scare your friends and wreck your house. The other one is a dog.
A comedy with a lot of laughs. And a ten-year-old terror.


5.1 NORTH (1994) d. Rob Reiner (Elijah Wood, Bruce Willis)
Ever wonder what your life would be like with different parents? A boy named North did. A family comedy that appeals to the child in everyone.

1.24 JUNIOR (1994) d. Ivan Reitman (Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito, Emma Thompson, Frank Langella)
Nothing is inconceivable

3.19 WATERWORLD (1995) d. Kevin Reynolds/ Kevin Costner (Kevin Costner)
Beyond the horizon lies the secret to a new beginning.

3.15 BATMAN FOREVER (1995) d. Joel Schumacher (Val Kilmer, Tommy Lee Jones, Jim Carrey, Nicole Kidman, Chris O'Donnell, Drew Barrymore, Debi Mazar)
Courage now, truth always...

1.19 SHOWGIRLS (1995) d. Paul Verhoeven (Elizabeth Berkley, Kyle MacLachlan, Gina Gershon) Anderson
Leave Your Inhibitions At The Door. Beyond your wildest dreams. Beyond your wildest fantasies. Sensual. Controversal. Available. The show is about to begin.

2.9 JACK (1996) d. Francis Ford Coppola (Robin Williams, Jennifer Lopez, Diane Lane, Fran Drescher, Bill Cosby) Greg Jack Powell is about to tackle his biggest adventure ever...the fifth grade!

2.14 ESCAPE FROM L.A. (1996) d. John Carpenter (Kurt Russell, Pam Grier, Cliff Robertson, Steve Buscemi, Peter Fonda) Trejp
Snake Is Back. Plan Your Escape

1.22 THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK (1997) d. Steven Spielberg (Vince Vaughn, Jeff Goldblum, Julianne Moore, Vanessa Lee Chester, Pete Postlehwaite, Arliss Howard) Kid
Something has survived

1.4 BATMAN & ROBIN (1997) d. Joel Schumacher (Chris O'Donnell, Alicia Silverstone, Arnold Schwarzenegger) Dickson
Strength. Courage. Honor. And loyalty. On June 20th, it ALL comes together...

2.19 G.I. JANE (1997) d. Ridley Scott (Demi Moore, Viggo Mortensen, Anne Bancroft) Failure is not an option.

3.18 THE POSTMAN (1997) d. Kevin Costner (Kevin Costner)
It is 2013. War has crippled the Earth. Technology has been erased. our only hope is an unlikely hero.

4.6 WHAT DREAMS MAY COME

3.5 GODZILLA (1998) d. Roland Emmerich (Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno, Maria Pitillo)
The city that never sleeps just got a wake-up call!
1998. The year of GODZILLA! Size Does Matter


2.12 LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL

2.24 SIMON BIRCH

2.6 LOST IN SPACE (1998) d. Stephen Hopkins (William Hurt, Gary Oldman, Matt LeBlanc, Lacey Chabert, Heather Graham, Mimi Rogers) Sackley
Get Ready. Get Set. Get Lost. Danger Will Robinson!

1.26 PSYCHO (1998) d. Gus Van Sant) (Vince Vaughn, Anne Heche, Julianne Moore, Viggo Mortenson, William H. Macy, Robert Forster, Philip Baker Hall, James Remar) Chris
Check in. Relax. Take a shower. The classic story of a Boy and His Mother. We all go a little mad sometimes...yes...sometimes once is enough. A new vision of the classic nightmare.

1.3 STAR WARS: EPISODE I-THE PHANTOM MENACE (1999) d. George Lucas (Jake Lloyd, Ahmed Best) Trejo
Every generation has a legend. Every journey has a first step. Every saga has a beginning. The Force returns May 19th. One Truth, One Hate.

3.22 BLUES BROTHERS 2000 (1998) d. John Landis (Dan Aykroyd, John Goodman, Joe Morton) The Blues Are Back

3.21 THE AVENGERS (1998) (Uma Thurman, Sean Connery, Ralph Fiennes)
Two amazing secret agents. One diabolical madman. Conditions are dark. The forecast is deadly. Tea, anyone?
Extraordinary crimes against the people and the state must be avenged. When evil reigns, it takes two to weather the storm. Mrs. Peel, we're needed.


5.15 THE GENERAL'S DAUGHTER (1998)

2.7 THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT (1999)
The scariest movie of all time is a true story. Scary as Hell. Everything you've heard is true.

5.9 INSPECTOR GADGET (1999) (Matthew Broderick, Rupert Everett, Dabney Coleman, Michelle Trachtenberg)
This summer, Inspector Gadget gets his head together. The Greatest Hero Ever Assembled. The ultimate crime fighting tool. Go Go Gadget!

3.16 WILD WILD WEST (1999) d. Barry Sonnenfeld (Will Smith, Kenneth Branagh, Kevin Kline, Salma Hayek)
It's a whole new West. July '99

3.20 SUMMER OF SAM (1999) d. Spike Lee (John Leguizamo, Adrien Brody, Mira Sorvino, Ben Gazzara, Anthony LaPagilia)
The summer of '77 was a killer... It was a time they'd never forget. No one is safe from the Son of Sam.

4.16 BRINGING OUT THE DEAD (1999) d. Martin Scorsese (Nicolas Cage, Patricia Arquette, Ving Rhames, Tom Sizemore, John Goodman)

4.26 VARSITY BLUES (1999) d. Brian Robbins (James Van Der Beek, Amy Smart, Scott Caan, Paul Walker, Jon Voight, Ali Larter)
It takes a hero to know what's worth winning. In a town where winning is everything, these guys have nothing to lose. Make Your Own Rules

2.21 54 (1998) (Mike Myers, Ryan Phillippe, Sela Ward, Breckin Meyer, Sherry Springfield, Neve Campbell, Salma Hayek)
You've never been anywhere until you've been here. Welcome To The Party

3.26 DINOSAUR (2000) (D.B. Sweeney, Julianna Margulies, Ossie Davis, Alfre Woodard, Della Reese)
You have never seen anything like this!

3.12 TITAN A.E. (2000) d. Don Bluth (Matt Damon, Tone Loc, Jim Breuer, Ron Perlman, Drew Barrymore, Bill Pullman, John Leguizamo, Janeane Garofalo, Nathan Lane, Charles Rocket)
Prepare for life after Earth. When Earth ends, The Adventure Begins!! Get ready for the human race. Saving the galaxy one planet at a time!
The Next Generation In Filmed Animation


1.15 MISSION TO MARS (2000) d. Brian DePalma (Tim Robbins, Gary Sinise, Jerry O'Connell, Connie Nielson, Don Cheadle) Erix
For centuries, we've searched for the origin of life on Earth...We've been looking on the wrong planet. Let There Be Life.

4.24 THE PATRIOT (2000) d. Roland Emmerich (Mel Gibson, Heath Ledger, Jason Isaacs, Adam Baldwin, Donal Logue, Tom Wilkinson)
What would you do if they destroyed your home, threatened your family. Where would you draw the line? Before they were soldies, they were family. Before they were legends, they were heros. Before there was a a nation, there was a fight for freedom. Some things are worth fighting for.

3.25 HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS (2000) d. Ron Howard (Jim Carrey) You're a mean one, mister Grinch!

5.19 PAY IT FORWARD (2000) d. Mimi Leder (Kevin Spacey, Haley Joel Osment, James Caviezel, Jon Bon Jovi, Helen Hunt, Jay Mohr, Angie Dickinson
Is it possible for one idea to change the world? Sometimes the simplest idea can make the biggest difference. Have you heard? When someone does you a big favor, don't pay it back...Pay It Forward!
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Thread Starter 
Sucking Safari

1.1 BATTLEFIELD EARTH: A SAGA OF THE YEAR 3000 (2000) d. Roger Christian (John Travolta, Forest Whitaker, Barry Pepper) Arjen
Prepare for Battle. Take Back the Planet. Prepare to go Psychlo!

4.1 A BEAUTIFUL MIND (2001) d. Ron Howard (Russell Crowe, Jennifer Connelly)
The Only Thing Greater Than The Power Of The Mind is the Courage of the Heart
It is only in the mysterious equation of love that any logical reasons can be found


3.27 APOCALYPSE NOW REDUX (2001) d. Francis Ford Coppola (Martin Sheen, Harvey Keitel, Robert Duvall, Marlon Brando, Harrison Ford, Laurence Fishburne)

1.12 PEARL HARBOR (2001) d. Michael Bay (Ben Affleck, Josh Hartnett, Kate Beckinsale, Cuba Gooding Jr, Jennifer Garner, Jon Voight, Alec Baldwin, Tom Sizemore, Dan Aykroyd) Jan
Dec. 7, 1941-A Surprise Attack That Changed Their Lives Forever. It was the end of innocence, and the dawn of a nation's greatest glory! Experience the event that changed the world! Nurses are needed now! To have and to hold! Victory!

2.11 AMERICA'S SWEETHEARTS (2001) d. Joe Roth (Julia Roberts, John Cusack, Christopher Walken, Alan Arkin, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Billy Crystal) Arjen
Being America's Sweethearts isn't always easy.

4.22 FREDDIE GOT FINGERED (2001) d. Tom Green (Tom Green, Rip Torn, Anthony Michael Hall)
This time you can't change the channel

4.14 PLANET OF THE APES (2001) d. Tim Burton (Mark Wahlberg, Tim Roth, Michael Clarke Duncan, Paul Giamatti, Kris Kristofferson)
Rule the Planet. You'll be sorry you were ever born human

2.10 GHOSTS OF MARS (2001) d. John Carpenter (Ice Cube, Natasha Henstridge, Jason Statham, Pam Grier, Joanna Cassidy) Erix
Forget the Rules. Abandon Your Fears. Save Your Soul. It's their planet...we are the aliens. You Don't Stand a Ghost of a Chance

4.5 FINAL FANTASY: SPIRITS WITHIN (2002)

4.18 BALLISTIC: ECKS VS SEVER

4.2 ADVENTURES OF PLUTO NASH d. Ron Underwood (Eddie Murphy, Randy Quaid, Rosario Dawson, Pam Grier, Joe Pantoliano)
Action's future has arrived....The Man On The Moon

2.25 MEN IN BLACK II (2002) d. Barry Sonnenfeld (Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones)
Same Planet. New Scum. Time to put on the last suit you'll ever wear...again...Back In Black

2.13 IRREVERSIBLE (2002)

2.3 SWEPT AWAY (2002) d. Guy Ritchie (Madonna) Chris

4.4 BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE (2002)

4.7 GANGS OF NEW YORK (2002)

1.16 DREAMCATCHER (2003) d. Lawrence Kasdan (Donnie Wahlberg, Morgan Freeman, Tom Sizemore, Jason Lee, Thomas Jane, Damian Lewis, Timothy Olyphant) Keith
Four friends hung a dreamcatcher in their cabin. It's about to catch something it cannot stop. Evil Slips Through. A circle of friendship. A web of mystery. A pattern of fear. Catch the nightmare. The evil finds a way.

1.21 THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN (2003) d. Stephen Norrington (Sean Connery, Stuart Townshend, Richard Roxburgh, Peta Wilson) Gulager
Prepare for the extraordinary! An Adventure in a League of its Own. Waiting to be impressed? You're about to be!

1.13 HULK (2003) d. Ang Lee (Eric Bana, Jennifer Connelly, Nick Nolte, Sam Elliott, Josh Lucas, Lou Ferrigno) Greg
Unleash the Fury! The inner beast will be released. Rage. Power. Freedom. On june 20th Let it All Out!

4.19 THE MATRIX REVOLUTIONS (2003) Wachowski Bros. (Keanu Reeves)
Everything that has a beginning has an end.

5.26 HOUSE OF 1000 Corpses (2003) d. Rob Zombie
The most shocking tale of carnage ever seen. There's no turning back! You'll never get out alive. Dare You Enter...

4.17 FREDDY VS JASON (2003)
The "Slicer"...."The Dicer"...And This Time, They're not any "Nicer"! Winner Kills All. Even A Killer Has Something To Fear.

5.11 BROWN BUNNY (2003)

5.24 C.S.A: THE CONFEDERATE STATES OF AMERICA (2004)

1.8 CATWOMAN (2004) d. Pitof (Halle Berry, Sharon Stone) Martin
CATch HER

5.10 VAN HELSING (2004)

3.2 ALIEN VS PREDATOR (2004)

1.10 CRASH (2004) d. Paul Haggis (Sandra Bullock, Tony Danza, Keith David, Brendan Fraser, William Fichtner, Ludacris) Justin
You think you know who you are. You have no idea. Live your life at the point of impact.
Moving at the speed of life, we are bound to collide with each other.


5.20 THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST (2004) d. Mel Gibson

4.8 THE INCREDIBLES (2004) d. Brad Bird)

5.22 DAREDEVIL (2004)

3.13 ALEXANDER (2004) d. Oliver Stone

5.4 LAND OF THE DEAD (2005) George Romero

3.23 STEALTH d. Rob Cohen

4.20 REVOLVER (2005) d. Guy Ritchie

4.25 DOMINO d. Tony Scott

3.14 KING KONG (2005) d. Peter Jackson

4.9 THE PINK PANTHER (2006)

2.1 ULTRAVIOLET (2006) d. Kurt Wimmer (Milla Jovovich) Renn
First, they made her a weapon. That was their second deadliest mistake. Now, they've made her a target....

1.9 SUPERMAN RETURNS (2006) d. Bryan Singer (Brandon Routh, Kate Bosworth, James Marsden, Marlon Brando) Eric

5.25 THE DAVINCI CODE (2006) d. Ron Howard (Tom Hanks)

3.7 LADY IN WATER (2006)

4.21 THE WICKER MAN (2006) d. Neil LaBute (Nicolas Cage)

1.25 THE BLACK DAHLIA (2006) d. Brian DePalma (Josh Hartnett, Hilary Swank, Aaron Eckhart, Scarlett Johansson) Banks
Inspired by the most notorious unsolved murder in California history

1.23 WE ARE MARSHALL (2006) d. McG (Matthew McConaughey, David Strathairn, Ian McShane, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Matthew Fox) Rath
From the Ashes We Rose-A true story

1.6 SOUTHLAND TALES (2006) d. Richard Kelly (The Rock, Curtis Armstrong, Janeane Garofalo, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Christopher Lambert, Jon Lovitz) Nabors
Have a Nice Apocalypse. Warning: you are entering a domain of chaos. The Internet is the Future. The Future is Just like You Imagined!

5.5 SPIDER-MAN 3 (2007) d. Sam Raimi

2.15 HALLOWEEN (2007) d. Rob Zombie (Malcolm McDowell, Brad Dourif, William Forsythe, Danielle Harris) el wack
Evil has a Desiny Evil. Unmasked.

1.5 I AM LEGEND (2007) d. Francis Lawrence (Will Smith, Willow Smith) Sackley
Welcome to earth. Population 1. The last man on earth is not alone

1.14 INDIANA JONES and the KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL (2008) d. Steven Spielberg (Shia LaBouf, Harrison Ford, Cate Blanchett, Karen Allen, John Hurt) Jyav
In May, the Adventure Continues....

5.17 HANCOCK (2008)

1.18 THE HAPPENING (2008) d. M. Night Shyamalan (Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo, Alan Ruck) Renn
We've Sensed It. We've Seen The Signs. Now.....It's Happening!
post #4 of 5
Not to derail, but fuckin love the thread title Elvis *Thumbs up* and props for not going with "Teh Suck".
post #5 of 5
Kudos, Fat Elvis; the thread title is inspired. How is it that this FAIL draft seems to be bringing out the best in everyone?

Thanks for doing another one of these 'chosen' lists.
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