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post #851 of 1157
I smell a 'Janet Reno's Dance Party' a-brewing.
post #852 of 1157
Have Betty White as a secret guest star!
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Thread Starter 
Small towns are more American. This woman should not be on the public stage.
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Originally Posted by Mitch Connors View Post
How many people are really going to say 'You know I previously had some concerns about Governor Palin's abuses of power and her stances on issues like abortion and generally found her an unlikable, dangerous despot, but after seeing her do that wacky skit with the pitbull and the lipstick, gosh darn it, she's got my vote.'



And don't say 'surprisingly many.'
Well I hate to disappoint you,Mitch, but that is the most accurate response I can give.
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I wouldn't call her to deliver a pizza.
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I just ran a search for photos using the keywords "pizza" and "porn," looking for an "I'm heah to fix the cabol" image. I just learned some very disturbing things about America's fascination with food and sex.
post #858 of 1157
I hope a plot line similar to this shows up on 30 Rock...

"You know that politician you loathe and have been lampooning for the past several weeks? Now you have to play nice with her."
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I don't know who Terry Tate is, but I love him.
post #861 of 1157
Terry Tate, Office Linebacker was a series of (Reebok?) commercials where he'd drill the crap out of office workers as part of his job to boost morale. The old ads are on YouTube as well - funny stuff.
post #862 of 1157
Love the muffled "doggone it" right after she goes down.
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Originally Posted by Schwartz View Post
Love the muffled "doggone it" right after she goes down.
I thought we were discussing Nailin' Paylin in the Sex forum?
post #864 of 1157
My guess for tonight is that Palin imitates Tina, and Tina does her Palin impersonation?

Probably too obvious.
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
My guess for tonight is that Palin imitates Tina, and Tina does her Palin impersonation?

Probably too obvious.
I wouldn't assume that SNL would avoid "too obvious."

Will Fey definitely be involved?
post #866 of 1157
Oh good. She wasn't funny. And Alec Baldwin had to muster all his self control as an actor to touch the woman.
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I posted in the SNL thread that it was a good opening because of Alec Baldwin and Fey making their point through humor and Palin's appearance was largely marginalized.

Fey was awesome as usual "the real one?......Byeeeeee!"
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I just sent the Terry Tate clip to a ton of people. Awesome.

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Originally Posted by Farsight View Post
Terry Tate, Office Linebacker was a series of (Reebok?) commercials where he'd drill the crap out of office workers as part of his job to boost morale. The old ads are on YouTube as well - funny stuff.
The original: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=RzToNo7A-94
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/1..._n_135909.html

In case youtube stuff vanishes. I really liked the Alec lines. Tina is hotter and you know that.
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And Alec Baldwin had to muster all his self control as an actor to touch the woman.
He isn't the Greatest Actor on Earth for nothing!
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Not gonna lie - I thought there were a couple of points where he was aching to punch her.
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In 1998, I attended the Kennedy Center Honors in Washington. A friend who is a lobbyist there escorted me to a weekend's worth of events. As we moved around a brunch reception one late morning, I turned and suddenly faced Henry Kissinger.
more...http://www.huffingtonpost.com/alec-b..._b_136186.html
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081022/..._family_travel

Oh Sarah. You're not supposed to make stuff up on expense reports. I mean sure, everyone does it but you work for the people of Alaska and you want to work for me.
post #875 of 1157
That was fucking hysterical! Just to think that 2 years ago it was Palin who sat in that shitty little office signing the checks and in less than 6 months she could be the VP of America or even President!
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THAT is hilarious.
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Thread Starter 


Louis Vitton in one hand, McDonalds in the other. That is the perfect representation of the Republican ethos towards money. You may be rich, but you don't have "elitist" taste.
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Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte View Post


Louis Vitton in one hand, McDonalds in the other. That is the perfect representation of the Republican ethos towards money. You may be rich, but you don't have "elitist" taste.
Well look at Little Miss Fashionista. And you know that drink is probably a diet Coke.

All the little darling needs now is a bedazzled pink Blackberry.
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That little bitch, wearing the clothes and carrying the purse she was given by her adult parents.

Jesus, fucking bitter much?
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Renn, somehow I don't think Piper is the object of their ire.
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Thread Starter 
I'm not mad at the girl, I just think the contrast between a $2,500 purse and a super-sized soda is the perfect representation of the ideological tennants of the modern Republican party.
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Family values my ass.

The absolute scariest thing about Palin is her sense of entitlement, she can't wait to run the Senate and do everything possible to make America better in a Palin/McCain administration. She has never once seemed gracious about any of the opportunities that have been given to her.

I don't think you can be as comfortable falling into an undeserved position as she has been unless you're some kind of egomaniac. She might be a typical sociopath in the corner.
post #884 of 1157
Right. After all, Joe the Plumber nor Joe Six Pack would be able to buy their 7 year old daughters $2000 handbags--certainly not in THIS economy.

They could probably buy her a Happy Meal from McDonalds though. If they plan ahead.
post #885 of 1157
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Originally Posted by Renn Brown View Post
That little bitch, wearing the clothes and carrying the purse she was given by her adult parents paid for by the Republican National Committe.
That's the real "evil" of it.
post #886 of 1157
Well duh. I have no qualms shitting all over the horrible Governor from Alaska or her First Cock. What I do have a problem with is condescending and nasty remarks pointed at the child. Dre made a valid point when he brought up the picture in the first place. I was bothered by the comment that followed, that's it. Pardon my bleeding heart or something.
post #887 of 1157
Well I hate that little brat!
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Oh spare me the pearl clutching. I'm not the one who referred to her, even in jest, as a bitch.

Nobody here is picking on Piper--just her stupid, clueless, hypocritical, materialistic parents.

And I'll just bet she does have a bedazzled pink Blackberry in her LV.
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Pearl clutching?

EDIT: I don't need a link to the definition.
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I am not going to keep going back and forth with you about snarking on a picture of a child from a supposed middle class family who's sauntering around with a damn LV bag, are you kidding me?

The Palins stated in interviews that just like the average American, they too worried about how they were going to send their children to college. Yes, that's all too apparent in the picture posted above.
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Originally Posted by myk View Post
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PALIN: Right, well what I have said about this is really the debate at some point, had better shift to, no matter the cause, whether it all be attributed to man's activities or just the natural cycle of climate changes in our earth's history. We have seen this before.
That isn't even a language.
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Originally Posted by Drew S. View Post
That isn't even a language.
Do we still have any old ENIGMA devices in the Smithsonian?
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PALIN: Right, well what I have said about this is really the debate at some point, had better shift to, no matter the cause, whether it all be attributed to man's activities or just the natural cycle of climate changes in our earth's history. We have seen this before.
John McCain might over the last centuries.

Although I am not sure what she is trying to say in the first place.
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Originally Posted by Jan View Post
John McCain might over the last centuries.

Although I am not sure what she is trying to say in the first place.
Neither is she.
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Originally Posted by Jan View Post
Although I am not sure what she is trying to say in the first place.
She's grasping for something to use instead of her own theory...God farts.
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We have seen this before.

Wait - what? She's a cylon?
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Cylons can speak in complete sentences.
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PALIN: Right, well what I have said about this is really the debate at some point, had better shift to, no matter the cause, whether it all be attributed to man's activities or just the natural cycle of climate changes in our earth's history. We have seen this before......end of line

Couldn't resist.
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