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FAIL DRAFT: Day Four

post #1 of 27
9/24/08 at 5:26pm
Thread Starter 
Thursday 9/25/08 All times EST

When your timeslot comes up, make your draft. If everyone before your timeslot has drafted, you're free to draft before your timeslot comes up.

11:00am
Tati
Sackley
Keith Fordyce

11:20am
Renn Brown
Justin Clark

11:40am
Arjen Rudd
Fat Elvis

12:00 Noon
Jan
Trejo

12:20pm
Admiral Shark
Greg Clark

12:40pm
Anderson
Jonathan Banks is my Hero

1:00pm
Hunter Tarantino
Ed Hocken

1:20pm
Erix
The Jyav

1:40pm
El Wack
Eric Cordo

2:00pm
S Nabors
Chris Allen

2:20pm
Judas Booth
Martin Savage

2:40pm
The Gulager
Richard Dickson

3:00pm
KidNtheHelmet
Rath Bandu
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post #2 of 27
9/25/08 at 12:00pm
A Beautiful Mind (2001)
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post #3 of 27
9/25/08 at 12:05pm
In absolute terms, this movie made the largest financial loss of any movie to date, with a budget of $100 million and a total US gross of $4.41 million (total loss, $95.59 million).

The Adventures of Pluto Nash - 2002
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post #4 of 27
9/25/08 at 12:09pm
Eddie Murphy Productions Presents an Eddie Murphy film, Starring Eddie Murphy, written by Eddie Murphy, Directed by Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy.

Harlem Nights (1989)
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post #5 of 27
9/25/08 at 12:18pm
I have no cute quote for this.

Bowling For Columbine (2002)
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post #6 of 27
9/25/08 at 12:21pm
"Remember what happened to Galileo? They threw him in jail because he said the earth was not the center of the universe. That could happen to us."

4. Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
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post #7 of 27
9/25/08 at 12:24pm
"My father said Asian women are so lovely and graceful and intelligent. And I thought, when I grow up, I wanna be that..."

What Dreams May Come (1998)
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post #8 of 27
9/25/08 at 12:25pm
Gangs Of New York - Martin Scorsese - 2002
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post #9 of 27
9/25/08 at 12:33pm
Moral Failure:

THE INCREDIBLES (2004)
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post #10 of 27
9/25/08 at 12:51pm
-I would like to take a closer look at your bawls.
-My what?
-Your bawls. Your big, brass bawls.

THE PINK PANTHER (2006)
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post #11 of 27
9/25/08 at 1:13pm
sextette (1978)
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post #12 of 27
9/25/08 at 1:41pm
This pick might seem diluted in view of conversation yesterday, but still:

Year of the Dragon (1985)

ETA: This was on my list long before the HEAVEN'S GATE pick/discussion.
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post #13 of 27
9/25/08 at 1:53pm
This one hurts to pick, but pick it I must:

Pink Floyd The Wall (1982)
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post #14 of 27
9/25/08 at 1:55pm
Wassup Rockers (2005)
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post #15 of 27
9/25/08 at 1:58pm
Planet of the Apes (2001)
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post #16 of 27
9/25/08 at 2:21pm
John Wayne IS

Genghis Khan IN

The Conqueror (1956)
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post #17 of 27
9/25/08 at 2:28pm
So... Here's an idea: Let's remake Taxi Driver. Only, let's put him in an ambulance instead. And let's make him the straight man and all the people around him wackos. Let's give it a title that reminds people of a Monty Python gag and, just for good measure, let's make sure it fucking sucks!

Bringing Out the Dead - Martin Scorsese (1999)
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post #18 of 27
9/25/08 at 2:46pm
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)

The movie was in various stages of development since 1987 and that was the best they could do? One of the most hyped horror movies ever and they couldn't be bothered to at least try to make it decent.
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post #19 of 27
9/25/08 at 2:48pm
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
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post #20 of 27
9/25/08 at 2:58pm
Why, Mr. Allen? Why? Why do you think FAIL?
Me: Because I choose to.

UGH.

The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
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post #21 of 27
9/25/08 at 3:20pm
Revolver (2005)
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post #22 of 27
9/25/08 at 3:20pm
Thread Starter 
How'd it get burned?
How'd it get burned??
HOW'D IT GET BURNED???!!!

'The Wicker Man' (2006)
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post #23 of 27
9/25/08 at 3:20pm
I see the problem here. There's a baby in your body.

Freddie Got Fingered (2001)
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post #24 of 27
9/25/08 at 3:45pm
"Oh, I wish I'd stayed a toad."

The Black Cauldron (1985)
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post #25 of 27
9/25/08 at 3:59pm
Retard Studio Exec: Roland, we can't do this $200 million remake of Yor right now. Godzilla sucked ass, and you wrote that. You need good PR right now. Independence Day-sized shit. We've got this script written by the man who wrote Saving Private Ryan...

Roland Emmerich: I see...

RSE: ...it's like Death Wish in the American Revolution. I mean, the Revolution is something we can't usually get right on screen, but why not a revenge tale? Audiences'll eat it up! Fuck it if Harrison Ford thinks we're bastardizing history, we got Mel Gibson! Everybody'll be thing Braveheart...in America!!!

RE: Can the main kid from D.C. Cab be in it?

RSE: We could arrange a small role.

RE: I'm in.

RSE: Okay! Independence Day. 2000. Are we on!?

RE: We're on.

The Patriot (Emmerich, 2000)
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post #26 of 27
9/25/08 at 4:50pm
"My Name is Domino Harvey"

Domino (Tony Scott, 2005)
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post #27 of 27
9/25/08 at 6:10pm
James, I don't want your film:

Varsity Blues (1999)
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