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post #51 of 106
9/25/08 at 1:38pm
I thought this was a joke until I went to this girl's blog. Guess not.
post #52 of 106
9/25/08 at 1:39pm
Guys, either she's a Troll troll, or Attention Troll. Let's not go down this road.
post #53 of 106
9/25/08 at 1:41pm
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
You just remind me of a troll I used to know.
Is this a song?
post #54 of 106
9/25/08 at 1:41pm
She cannot possibly be real. I just read this:

http://valeriewriter.wordpress.com/2...he-clone-wars/

IT'S A TRAP!!!
post #55 of 106
9/25/08 at 1:42pm
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Since beginning in 1999 with Episode I-The Phantom Menace, George Lucas’ Star Wars series has been taking audiences (mostly boys) to a galaxy far away in space. Due to its popularity, two more movies followed: Episodes II and III. These were released in the theater. In 2004, three more movies followed but were sold only as a DVD box set and never shown in theaters.
Even if she is a troll, this made me laugh way too hard. From her "Clone Wars" review. Hahah... Nice.
post #56 of 106
9/25/08 at 1:43pm
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I have to congratulate George Lucas for being brave enough to have an openly gay character in his movie. Also, I think little girls will think Padawan is the coolest, toughest female ever to be put on film. She holds her own with the Jeddis and proves that it doesn’t matter if you’re a boy or a girl,…magic makes everyone equal.

Priceless
post #57 of 106
9/25/08 at 1:43pm
post #58 of 106
9/25/08 at 1:43pm
From her Indy 4 review:

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My only real complaint with the film is the title. It’s huge! It’s hard enough to say it when you are buying a ticket, but to type it out takes forever.
post #59 of 106
9/25/08 at 1:45pm
I love the fact that she judges her movies with Winks!

5 out of 5 winks!
post #60 of 106
9/25/08 at 1:46pm
God, I hope that's all unintentional.
post #61 of 106
9/25/08 at 1:47pm
Thread Starter 
The winks are completely intentional. It was suggested to me to have my own scale to judge by and I thought that was a good one.
post #62 of 106
9/25/08 at 1:48pm
She's only 18, guys. I wrote some pitiful stuff when I was young. Fuck I wrote pitiful stuff this morning.

I'd do her.
post #63 of 106
9/25/08 at 1:48pm
From her about page:

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I was a successful tween model for a few years.

In HS, I was voted best smile.
Don't lie to us with that model shit. "Best smile" usually mean you pack extra pounds.


And about Crystal Skull:
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First of all, I never saw any of the other Indiana Jones movies because those were made before I was even born, but I did skim through Wikipedia in preparation for this review. The Indiana Jones movies started as short films called “serials” in the 1930’s. These films would intentionally stop the movie in the middle of the action so that you had to come back the next week to see what happened. No wonder they made so much money, right?

Shia’s Mutt Williams goes from being shot at to swinging in vines with monkeys to sword fighting with the Russians. I think that is why the character resonated so well with so many people. Here was this regular person who stopped at nothing to save his mom and do the right thing. Also, Mutt wasn’t like the typical action movie guy. The fact that he got hurt was, in my opinion, one of the cooler parts of the character. This made him real and easy to relate to.



I give Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 4 out of 5 winks.
Mmmm...
post #64 of 106
9/25/08 at 1:48pm
This: http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/opi...on-the-web.php

And the fact that the name of the site is an acronym. Keep yr pants on boys, it's a put-on. It's moderately funny, but not enough to get me coming back, 'Valerie'.
Also, does this qualify as shilling? Not that I care, just wondering.

ETA: To which conclusion I've been beat by couple of others, in the time I took to type this.
post #65 of 106
9/25/08 at 1:49pm
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Originally Posted by Mr. Fabulous View Post

I'd do her.
That's what I'm saying. Maybe it will be more than my hand that gets a workout.

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I have decided that I want to be a writer because I think I have a unique perspective on things (a young, hip perspective from my generation) and can offer intelligent things to be read.
I love the dumb ones.
post #66 of 106
9/25/08 at 1:50pm
Just close the thread, nothing good will come out of it.

post #67 of 106
9/25/08 at 1:52pm
Thread Starter 
Also, does this qualify as shilling? Not that I care, just wondering.

I'm not sure what the equivalent of a shilling is here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shilling
post #68 of 106
9/25/08 at 1:53pm
Shilling.
post #69 of 106
9/25/08 at 1:54pm
It's not shilling if you post naked pictures of yourself.
post #70 of 106
9/25/08 at 1:55pm
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post
80's music is so fun!
post #71 of 106
9/25/08 at 1:56pm
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by InTheShadows View Post
It's not shilling if you post naked pictures of yourself.
I just might get banned for that. (I'd put a wink at the end, but that one guy seemed upset that I was using icons)
post #72 of 106
9/25/08 at 1:56pm
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Originally Posted by Chris Miller View Post
Pedo Bear?
post #73 of 106
9/25/08 at 1:57pm
Valerie, how old were you when you first realized you were interested in girls?
post #74 of 106
9/25/08 at 1:57pm
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All of the amazing action and admirable charm that has become associated with the Star Wars films is still very much present in this fourth installment of the series, The Clone Wars.
Well, if you consider that the prequels have neither the action nor the charm, that statement is correct.
post #75 of 106
9/25/08 at 1:58pm
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Mr. Fabulous View Post
Valerie, how old were you when you first realized you were interested in girls?
I never said that!
post #76 of 106
9/25/08 at 1:58pm
VAPID for the win. Keep it up. I'll be reading and laughing.
post #77 of 106
9/25/08 at 1:58pm
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Originally Posted by valeriewriter View Post
80's music is so fun!
But it was made before you were born, so how have you heard any of it?
post #78 of 106
9/25/08 at 1:58pm
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Originally Posted by valeriewriter View Post
I never said that!
But you are, right?
post #79 of 106
9/25/08 at 1:59pm
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Originally Posted by valeriewriter View Post
I never said that!
You didn't have to, Valerie! Talk to me. Tell me about yourself. Do the other girls at school like you? Do they love you? You know, in special ways?
post #80 of 106
9/25/08 at 2:00pm
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by ED209 View Post
But it was made before you were born, so how have you heard any of it?
I have a ton of 80's collections on my iPod. We play it at parties sometimes, people think it's pretty cool.
post #81 of 106
9/25/08 at 2:02pm
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Mr. Fabulous View Post
You didn't have to, Valerie! Talk to me. Tell me about yourself. Do the other girls at school like you? Do they love you? You know, in special ways?
You guys are bad!!!

I just started at Santa Monica College, but I'm sure there are lots of girls open to that sort of thing. I'm not even dating any guys, right now!
post #82 of 106
9/25/08 at 2:03pm
Val, don't bother with the other meanies here. They are all jerks. they pick on me all the time when I post reviews too. They call me names, and they make fun of my well-thought-out draft picks, and lists I try to share with who I thought were like-minded people.

All they will do is break your heart. But not me. I'm one of the good guys.

Want to see my van?
post #83 of 106
9/25/08 at 2:04pm
Thread Starter 
My friend's older brother drives a van and he's a total skeez. Are you a skeez, Mr. Fabulous?
post #84 of 106
9/25/08 at 2:05pm
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Originally Posted by valeriewriter View Post
I'm not even dating any guys, right now!
There's your proof, Fabulous.

Hey Val, wanna know why that's his board name?
post #85 of 106
9/25/08 at 2:05pm
hahahahaha "Obi-Wan and robot talk about stuff"
post #86 of 106
9/25/08 at 2:06pm
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post
There's your proof, Fabulous.

Hey Val, wanna know why that's his board name?
Give me a hint!
post #87 of 106
9/25/08 at 2:07pm
You have to go in his van. Geez, what's with youth today?
post #88 of 106
9/25/08 at 2:08pm
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Originally Posted by valeriewriter View Post
My friend's older brother drives a van and he's a total skeez. Are you a skeez, Mr. Fabulous?
What's a skeez? is that like a jerk or something? I have a nice Dodge minivan, and even though my real last name is Fabulous, I'm more "awesome" than "fabulous". I know it sounds crazy, and maybe I'm lying, but I'm really not. I'm a fun guy.

Certainly no skeez. Whatever that is.
post #89 of 106
9/25/08 at 2:08pm
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Originally Posted by valeriewriter View Post
My friend's older brother drives a van and he's a total skeez.
Does he, now? I don't think you should be so against people who drive vans. In fact, most people who drive vans are perfectly nice, normal people. You should always get into a van when someone asks you to do it.
post #90 of 106
9/25/08 at 2:10pm
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Everyone is talking about how amazing Heath Ledger was and I will be no different. He was amazing. Whether you liked him or not, you have to admire the fact that any actor that finds out he’s dying and decides that his last role will be a bad guy is pretty brave.
Inspiring writing Val.
post #91 of 106
9/25/08 at 2:11pm
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Originally Posted by InTheShadows View Post
Does he, now? I don't think you should be so against people who drive vans. In fact, most people who drive vans are perfectly nice, normal people. You should always get into a van when someone asks you to do it.
That's not true, InTheShadows. Don't give her the wrong idea. I keep all the Pez dispensers in my van for when I refill the Pez vending machines. She seems to like candy. Most young beautiful girls do. From my experience.

Can anyone tell me what this Skeez thing is? For realz?
post #92 of 106
9/25/08 at 2:11pm
Thread Starter 
You guys and vans!
I hope none of you are grade school teachers. LOL
post #93 of 106
9/25/08 at 2:12pm
From Val's Tropic Thunder review:

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Note- If you love animals and love polar bears, DO NOT see this movie!!!!

In short, I think Tropic Thunder could have been funny, but it just became mean-spirited. In my opinion, Jack Black deserves an apology from all of the people on this movie.



I give Tropic Thunder 2 out of 5 winks.
What?
post #94 of 106
9/25/08 at 2:13pm
OK, enough talk, Val. Post the naked pictures now before you are banned.

Edit: Hmm...pez dispensers. Never thought of that before, will be sure to try it next time. Great idea, Fab!
post #95 of 106
9/25/08 at 2:13pm
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by InTheShadows View Post
OK, enough talk, Val. Post the naked pictures now before you are banned.
You first...
post #96 of 106
9/25/08 at 2:14pm
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Originally Posted by InTheShadows View Post
OK, enough talk, Val. Post the naked pictures now before you are banned.
The term is "Tits or GTFO".

Jesus Christ, do they even teach proper internet grammar in school anymore?
post #97 of 106
9/25/08 at 2:14pm
So what is the skeez thing? I'm starting to think you insulted me. You don't want to see me when I'm angry.
post #98 of 106
9/25/08 at 2:16pm
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Mr. Fabulous View Post
So what is the skeez thing? I'm starting to think you insulted me. You don't want to see me when I'm angry.
It just means someone who is kind of slutty and/or creepy.
I was just kidding, though.
post #99 of 106
9/25/08 at 2:16pm
I'm pretty sure that Valerie looks exactly like this:
post #100 of 106
9/25/08 at 2:16pm
Oh jesus. Thanks, Savage.
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