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post #1 of 22
9/25/08 at 6:13pm
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Hugh Hefner to sack Playboy bunnies amid financial crisis
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...al-crisis.html

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The news will be another blow to Hefner who recently discovered that two of his "bunnies" may have been cheating on him.

Holly Madison, who has previously been named as Hefner's "No.1" girlfriend, is alleged to have had an affair with magician Criss Angel and another bunny, Kendra Wilson, is reportedly dating football star Hank Baskett.

Playboy spokesman Rob Hillburger denied the rumours, saying: "The rumours that Holly left Hef for Criss Angel are not true. Holly and Kendra are all still living at the Mansion."
How can they be "cheating on him" when he has to number his live-in girlfriends?!?!?!
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post #2 of 22
9/25/08 at 6:15pm
Why would he care? He should have fun while he can still get around.
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post #3 of 22
9/25/08 at 6:47pm
This is fucking terrible. That's it, I'm suspending my campaign.
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post #4 of 22
9/25/08 at 6:58pm
You're heading down to the mansion to make sure everything gets sorted out?
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post #5 of 22
9/25/08 at 7:00pm
I love that someone named Hank Baskett exists.
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post #6 of 22
9/25/08 at 7:06pm
I think Cap started this thread JUST so someone could write the parody thread title.
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post #7 of 22
9/25/08 at 11:45pm
They have to lay off those Bunnies...they are too old. They just turned 20
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post #8 of 22
9/25/08 at 11:50pm
When the fuck did Hank Baskett become a football star?


Criss Angel? No offense but you'd think these gals could snag someone a little higher up. It's not like they're fucking Bob Guccione.
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post #9 of 22
9/26/08 at 1:14am
Criss Angel pulls in some nice tail for being a total douche.
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post #10 of 22
9/26/08 at 1:19am
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Originally Posted by gravedigger View Post
Criss Angel pulls in some nice tail for being a total douche.
Isn't that the reason he pulls in "nice tail"? The Rick Solomon Equation I believe they call it.
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post #11 of 22
9/26/08 at 11:47am
My favorite part of this? "This comes as another blow to Hefner. . . "

The last thing this guy needs, as head of the Playboy empire with 3 - count 'em, 3 - Playboy girls as live in GF's is another "blow".
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post #12 of 22
9/26/08 at 12:18pm
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Originally Posted by Alan "Nordling" Cerny View Post
This is fucking terrible. That's it, I'm suspending my campaign.
WIN!
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post #13 of 22
9/26/08 at 12:37pm
It's Kendra Wilkinson, not Wilson... um... I mean... nothing...

JAZZ HANDS!
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post #14 of 22
9/26/08 at 12:39pm
It's alright Darkmite, you look at Playboy. Who hear hasn't looked at a pair of titties recently? I say, nobody.
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post #15 of 22
9/26/08 at 12:40pm
I got a place they can stay until they get back on their backs.
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post #16 of 22
9/26/08 at 12:55pm
Go Hank Baskett. I'm seriously amazed anyone outside of Philly even knows who he is.
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post #17 of 22
9/26/08 at 6:19pm
Well, we know NOW. . .
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post #18 of 22
9/26/08 at 9:07pm
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg View Post
My favorite part of this? "This comes as another blow to Hefner. . . "

The last thing this guy needs, as head of the Playboy empire with 3 - count 'em, 3 - Playboy girls as live in GF's is another "blow".
I imagine once Hef is laying off of a bunny, a blow is the appropriate action, no?
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post #19 of 22
9/26/08 at 9:13pm
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny View Post
Isn't that the reason he pulls in "nice tail"? The Rick Solomon Equation I believe they call it.
QFT. You can't pull in a good quantity of "nice tail" without being something of a bastard. If you you don't play that game, you end up landing in the "just like a brother" category. Ridiculously hot women, for some sick reason, crave being treated like garbage.
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post #20 of 22
9/26/08 at 11:37pm
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Originally Posted by Chris Miller View Post
I imagine once Hef is laying off of a bunny, a blow is the appropriate action, no?
You might be right. And your new avatar & user title are fucking hilarious.
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post #21 of 22
9/26/08 at 11:52pm
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg View Post
You might be right. And your new avatar & user title are fucking hilarious.
Gracias senor.
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post #22 of 22
9/27/08 at 8:00pm
Of all people, Hank fuckin' Baskett. Dude must be hanging around the Mansion all the time in the offseason. After this news, folks would be wise to pick him up in their Rotissoire Leagues.
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