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FAIL DRAFT: Day Five

post #1 of 27
9/25/08 at 8:30pm
Thread Starter 
Friday 9/26/08 All times EST

When your timeslot comes up, make your draft. If everyone before your timeslot has drafted, you're free to draft before your timeslot comes up.

11:00am
The Jyav
Martin Savage
Jan

11:20am
Richard Dickson
S Nabors

11:40am
Ed Hocken
The Gulager

12:00 Noon
Admiral Shark
Keith Fordyce

12:20pm
Renn Brown
Hunter Tarantino

12:40pm
Tati
Chris Allen

1:00pm
Eric Cordo
Judas Booth

1:20pm
Greg Clark
Anderson

1:40pm
Erix
Jonathan Banks is my Hero

2:00pm
Sackley
El Wack

2:20pm
Arjen Rudd
Trejo

2:40pm
Justin Clark
Fat Elvis

3:00pm
KidNtheHelmet
Rath Bandu
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post #2 of 27
9/26/08 at 12:00pm
North (1994)
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post #3 of 27
9/26/08 at 12:00pm
I can't quote this shit.

Turkish Star Wars

aka Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam aka The Man Who Saves the World (1982)
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post #4 of 27
9/26/08 at 12:21pm
"You mean we talkin' about some damn shark's mutha?"

Jaws 3-D (1983)
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post #5 of 27
9/26/08 at 12:28pm
Manolete: [about the rapidly adapting zombies] Do you really think they can cross the river?

Land of the Dead (2005)
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post #6 of 27
9/26/08 at 12:30pm
It's the Godfather III of superhero movies:

Spider-Man 3 (2007)
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post #7 of 27
9/26/08 at 1:04pm
...and then, Digital Underground shows up. Huh?

Nothing But Trouble (1991)
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post #8 of 27
9/26/08 at 1:21pm
"All The Scenes You Will See In This Film Are True And Taken Only From Life... Except for the ones we staged or completely made up. By the way, we're racists. OSCAR PLZ!"

Mondo Cane (1962)
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post #9 of 27
9/26/08 at 1:47pm
Spaceballs (1987)
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post #10 of 27
9/26/08 at 1:55pm
From the Matthew Broderick FAIL Files:
Inspector Gadget (1999)
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post #11 of 27
9/26/08 at 1:56pm
Quote:
Anna Valerious: We Transylvanians always look on the brighter side of death.
Van Helsing: There's a brighter side of death?
Anna Valerious: Of course. It's just harder to see.

Van Helsing - 2004
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post #12 of 27
9/26/08 at 1:57pm
Thread Starter 
The most boring movie ever made, even with the blowjob:

'The Brown Bunny' (2003)
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post #13 of 27
9/26/08 at 2:20pm
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
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post #14 of 27
9/26/08 at 2:30pm
Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

The Exorcist II: The Heretic
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post #15 of 27
9/26/08 at 2:46pm
Scarface (1983)
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post #16 of 27
9/26/08 at 2:50pm
The General´s Daughter - Simon West - 1999
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post #17 of 27
9/26/08 at 2:52pm
"No Marty... Don't do genre. Fuck genre. That's bullshit. I hate genre movies. Except Clint's new one... Play Misty For Me. Did you see that? Scares the shit out of you. But fuck genre. Unless you're Clint.... Oh, and I have a soft spot for Disney movies too. Go figure. But fuck genre."

Gloria - John Cassavetes (1980)
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post #18 of 27
9/26/08 at 3:00pm
Hancock (2008)
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post #19 of 27
9/26/08 at 3:22pm
We're talking mucho dinero, and probably some American money too.

Caddyshack II (1988)
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post #20 of 27
9/26/08 at 3:24pm
"What did you ever do to save the world?"

Pay It Forward (2000)
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post #21 of 27
9/26/08 at 3:26pm
"Peter.....you could not watch even one hour with me?"

5. The Passion Of The Christ (2004)
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post #22 of 27
9/26/08 at 3:28pm
Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (1988)
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post #23 of 27
9/26/08 at 3:41pm
Thread Starter 
Jonathan Banks is my Hero picks:

'Daredevil'
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post #24 of 27
9/26/08 at 4:06pm
CSA: The Confederate States of America (2004)
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post #25 of 27
9/26/08 at 4:36pm
A movie so worthless, ILM was too busy with The Last Crusade and Ghostbusters II to finish up FX work on it!

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (Shatner, 1989)
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post #26 of 27
9/26/08 at 4:53pm
The DaVinci Code (2006) - Ron Howard
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post #27 of 27
9/28/08 at 3:45pm
Since Judas asked me to, I'll go ahead and finish out my draft.

House of 1,000 Corpses (2003)

After a few years of anticipation and hype and buildup, it completely and utterly failed to become the modern horror classic it was touted to be, it failed to establish Rob Zombie as a new master of horror as promised, and it failed at being a good movie.
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