My highlight is hiding naked in my college girlfriend's closet thanks to her parents coming home ridiculously early on New Year's Eve. She lived in Miami and I was down visiting, and we made a pretense of going out with the idea of heading back home as soon as her parents were gone and make Kinsey blush. So it's not even midnight yet, we're going at it and hear car doors and keys and look at each other with "No fucking way" expressions on our faces. Then we hear the front door open and we get real quiet and still. Then her bedroom door starts to open. I leap from the bed to the closet -- thankfully had a clear flight path -- and get the door closed before her parents can get too far into the room. I hear the door close, and my next thought was, "Please don't check the room I'm supposed to be in!" But her parents just went to bed.
Afterwards, I figured, hey, bullet dodged, back to work, but for some odd reason she was no longer in the mood.
