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post #151 of 164
10/13/08 at 12:23am
Haha, Ric Romero is also a celebrity to us non-californians who read fark. And seconded on the greatness of the Dangerfield story.
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post #152 of 164
10/13/08 at 12:24am
Really? Why is that?
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post #153 of 164
10/13/08 at 12:29am
His picture accompanies the "Obvious Posts" to something to the tune of:

Fanboys argue over Batman criticism. Also, Water still wet. More at 11.
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post #154 of 164
10/13/08 at 12:32am
Nice.
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post #155 of 164
10/13/08 at 8:17pm
4-5 years ago I spend 2 hrs playing paintball with Mads Mikkelsen. I don't know him but me and my friends played against him and some of his friends. Funny as hell and we obviously kicked their ass.
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post #156 of 164
10/13/08 at 9:50pm
I walked beside Liza Minelli on the way to see Kenneth Lonergan's "This is our youth".Ratty-looking Dwarf.

For us Brits;

My mate nearly poked Anneka Rice in the eye once in Camden?Myleene Klass walked by me and gave me a cheeky grin which resulted in an instant boner (google image and you'll see why).Sarah Alexander(Green Wing)also did the same.
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post #157 of 164
10/14/08 at 2:44pm
Just went to a Silver Jews show Sunday night and stood next to Will Oldham and Harmony Korine for a while. Harmony Korine looks exactly like Eugene Mirman if he had a beard. Will Oldham looked even more crazy, fat and homeless than usual. It was awesome.
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post #158 of 164
10/14/08 at 4:20pm
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For us Brits;

My mate nearly poked Anneka Rice in the eye once in Camden
With his penis?
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post #159 of 164
10/14/08 at 4:42pm
Forrest Whitaker sauntered into our local Taco Bell back in oh...1999 or so. He acted like a dick while he was there. Looking back, I guess the only question we should have asked is: why are you here?

This was pre-Battlefield: Earth. Lucky for him, otherwise I would've had a million questions.
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post #160 of 164
10/14/08 at 4:54pm
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With his penis?
Yeah,that was her "challenge" for the week,apparently it was in aid of some Glaucoma charity?They failed.
I won't even tell you what i had to do to her dog "Pedro" to raise funds for the "NSPCA".
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post #161 of 164
10/15/08 at 11:04pm
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One time I was playing blackjack in a casino, and at the table was radio personality Gary McCormick! I hit a streak of luck, and Gary bet $200 on one of my hands, hoping to "ride the wave", but I lost it. He did not speak to me after that.
That was the last person I expected to see in this thread.
I was his ass/stunt double in a small indie martial arts film about 2 years back.
My friend's fiance' used to work in the casino and said he'd always come in drunk and abusive to the staff. another Friend worked at a burger king and said he came in one night, was not happy with his burger and said "Do you know who I am? I'm Gary McCormick" and that he wanted another burger for free or he was going to go on the radio the next morning and tell everyone not to eat at their burger king.
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post #162 of 164
10/16/08 at 1:26am
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That was the last person I expected to see in this thread.
I was his ass/stunt double in a small indie martial arts film about 2 years back.
My friend's fiance' used to work in the casino and said he'd always come in drunk and abusive to the staff. another Friend worked at a burger king and said he came in one night, was not happy with his burger and said "Do you know who I am? I'm Gary McCormick" and that he wanted another burger for free or he was going to go on the radio the next morning and tell everyone not to eat at their burger king.
I think the most interesting part of your story was that you were once an "ass double". How did this come about?
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post #163 of 164
10/16/08 at 2:41am
well not bare ass double, but the guy was too old to take a fall so they got me to dress up in the same costume and fall for him, but I looked so little like him that they shot it from the floor looking up at my ass.

And ass double sounds better than stunt double.
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post #164 of 164
10/16/08 at 5:02am
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And ass double sounds better than stunt double.
Ass Double is a fantastic pick up line.
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