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post #1 of 108
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My daughter just found a big frog in one of the toilets at our house. She was pretty freaked out, and it scared the heck out of me too. I tried flushing the sucker once and he was hanging on the side, so I dropped some bleach at him and he swam back down the toilet.

I flushed like 7 more times to make sure he doesn't pay us a visit again. I thought this was urban legend, but I guess it's true. I googled around and it seems to be a bit common, also the frog or ... toad we had there might have been poisonous. Luckily it wasn't a snake.

I also read there might be a break in the pipes somewhere, so maybe I should call the sewage company ... Anybody have experience with this before?
post #2 of 108
Bleach? Jesus. You couldn't just pick it up and throw it outside? It was a frog, not a piranha.
post #3 of 108
Poisonous? Do you live in the Amazon Jungle?
post #4 of 108
Quick, Capitan, edit your post to say that you are on a Brazilian vacation and have encountered venomous toothed fish.
post #5 of 108
You hafta remember, lizards/snakes are more afraid of you then you are of them...and apparently they have good reason to be, because someone might throw bleach on them instead of just picking them up and putting em outside. I understand if its a big ass snake or something, call animal control. Don't just try to kill it.

And if you're so frightened of these kind of things, why the hell do you live in Florida?
post #6 of 108
This is pretty crazy. I have a sewage tank thing were I live, so it would have to be a break in the pipes somewhere (which would be real nasty). Might want to call around and ask a plumber about it. Or just trace out your piping and see what you can find (though I guess it would be pretty far down stream).
post #7 of 108
Scooping the frog out of your toilet probably would have worked best. Now you have to worry about a fucked up toilet and the large frog paying you a visit again.
post #8 of 108
To be fair wouldn't you freak if you found one of these in your toilet?

post #9 of 108
If I encountered a frog in my toilet, my first thought wouldn't be to throw some bleach on it so it'll go back down the pipe. You were better off just killing the thing straight up, since you probably did that anyway, but it'll just take much longer for the frog to die.
post #10 of 108
ElCap sent me a picture of him right after he realized there was a frog in the toilet:

post #11 of 108
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
Poisonous? Do you live in the Amazon Jungle?
The frog I saw kind of fit this description, so I'm glad I didn't touch it ...

http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/u...9;t=000894;p=0

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BTW - the "very large bullfrog" was most likely a Bufo toad. The poisonous kind. Bufo marinus . Your aunt should not have touched it (it's the kind that secretes poison through its skin) and if her dog licks it, he will get horribly sick and may die. I'm not joking, these are very largy, ugly, warty-looking toads that were introduced from South America, and they will make your pets ill if they injest the toxins. They can grow up to 4 or 5 inches long. They are an invasive, dangerous species so don't go out of your way to save them. I'm just sayin'...
I couldn't reach the damn animal, and I didn't want it jumping out and then having to chase him inside my house. It was my wife's idea, and it was a good one.
post #12 of 108
I live in Florida too. Should I be putting saran wrap over my toilet seat when I go to sleep? Sure it may cause hilarity given certain circumstances, but at least I'll be safe from toad infestation.
post #13 of 108
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
I googled around and it seems to be a bit common, also the frog or ... toad we had there might have been poisonous.
Overreact much? The only remotely poisonous frog native to Florida is the Marine Toad, and he's only a danger if you own a dog that's both stupid and hungry.

Way to dump bleach on a helpless, trapped animal, though. Don't forget to pick up some C-4 or a 9 MM, just in case the TerrorFrog comes back.
post #14 of 108
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Keep the toilet seat down. Also, watch out where you poop because it could have been a snake.

Crap, now my kids don't want to use the toilet.
post #15 of 108
Just so we're clear - the bathroom is inside your house?
post #16 of 108
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
Also, watch out where you poop because it could have been a snake.
Yea, the snake might even climb up your asshole. WATCH OUT!
post #17 of 108
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Originally Posted by InTheShadows View Post
Yea, the snake might even climb up your asshole. WATCH OUT!
Snakes can't climb dumbass, they don't have any arms. Duhhhhhh.
post #18 of 108
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Yea, the snake might even climb up your asshole. WATCH OUT!
Snake In Toilet Bites Woman
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/l...?storyid=40891

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JACKSONVILLE, FL -- Going to the bathroom will never be the same for one local woman, not since she was bitten by a water moccasin who was apparently hiding in her toilet.
Alicia Bailey spent three days in the hospital. She's now at home but she's not resting comfortably. She remembers what happened the night she got up to go to the bathroom. "Walked in (to the bathroom) opened up the lid to the toilet and got bit by the water moccasin on the leg."
She was bitten once on the thigh, and given the size of the bite on her leg, many predict it was a very big snake. Alicia says, "His head was every bit of three fingers wide."
post #19 of 108
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
Poisonous? Do you live in the Amazon Jungle?
Worse, the godforsaken hell that is Florida*

*Apologies to all Floridian posters. But dammit you know it's true

And speaking of frogs in the plumbing. This sounds very similar:

post #20 of 108
You should have injected him with paint.
post #21 of 108
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
So what? There was one story in the media, maybe a few stories in what, in the past decade? It's not like people getting bit in the ass by poisonous snakes is a common occurrence in FL.

From Wikipedia:

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Agkistrodon piscivorus is a venomous pitviper species found in the eastern United States. Adults are large and capable of delivering a painful and potentially fatal bite, but their reputation for aggression is largely undeserved. This is the world's only semiaquatic viper, usually being found in or near water, particularly in slow-moving and shallow lakes and streams. The snake is a strong swimmer and will even enter the sea, successfully colonizing islands off both the Atlantic and Gulf coasts. Many of the common names refer to the fact that, when threatened, this species will often stand its ground and gape at an intruder, exposing the white lining of its mouth.
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The aggressiveness of these snakes has been greatly exaggerated. In tests designed to measure the various behavioral responses by wild specimens to encounters with people, 23 of 45 (51%) tried to escape while 28 of 36 (78%) resorted to threat displays and other defensive tactics. Only when they were picked up with a mechanical hand were they likely to bite. Link to Study
Basically, if you dump bleach on it, it might bite you.
post #22 of 108
I had one, back in the spring (I'll post back when I dig up the pic). Coming up through the pipes is the only way we could imagine it got there (unless I shit it out), as it was in the bathroom at the end of the house opposite the front door or garage, around the corner, and off the bedroom. I guess it could have creeped in somehow and made its way to a dark/damp area, but...

I was going to take a leak before bed and I didn't turn on the light (enough from the bedroom). I saw something dark in the bowl and thought someone hadn't flushed. I turn on the light and see this huge treefrog hiding on the inside of the bowl. After getting a camera, my wife, and mother-in-law (who was vacationing with us) and a bucket, I reached in to get him. He jumped onto the shower door, then onto my elbow, then into the bedroom (as my wife screamed and tried to close the door in time), then onto my endtable, then onto my elbow again. I stuck my bent arm into the bucket and rushed him outside through the front door. I like to think he stands guard out front, keeping away the home-invading FL insects, as thanks for the rescue (bleach??? I hope your visited by a humanoid from the deep ).

In other Florida frog-related stories, my next door neighbor brought over a jar teeming with tadpoles for my daughter's 4th birthday in July (after I told my Mom, no fish/hamsters/etc for her grand-daughter). It's been a fun summer seeing them change into frogs and letting them go. We asked our neighbor what to feed them when they start to make the transition to legged lung-breathers and she told us she would bring over some mosquito larvae she could scoop out of her rain barrel. Well she she came over with another jar of the teeniest tadpoles and said "The adults will eat these little guys. Just tell your daughter they're going to visit the big ones." We couldn't bring ourselves to encourage cannibalism, so we raised about another 100 over the past couple months and let them loose. We only have a couple dozen left. It's strange as they don't all develop at the same speed if you have a large population. Some days we let go a 1/2 dozen, others one.

The treefrogs (like the lizards) live in the bushes outside our windows and come feed on the bugs at night who are attracted to the lights inside. Like living bug-zappers. They put on quite the show. When my daughter was about 2, she would sit on the window sill watching them catch bugs and say "Ricket, ricket, little fucky".

EDIT: Here it is...



The "Hopper in my hopper"... the "Croaker in my crapper"... the "Potty-wog"... Or for you Brit Chewers, a "Toad in the hole" (even if frogs and toads are different critters).
post #23 of 108
I hope you pray vigorously to the Pope over this.
post #24 of 108
I'm Pro-Frog personally.
post #25 of 108
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I'm Pro-Frog personally.
Only if it's a cute frog. Anything ugly deserves to die, preferably by bleaching.
post #26 of 108
I'm so glad this thread exists. It's taking the heat of me watching the pilot of "The Ex-list"
post #27 of 108
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Originally Posted by InTheShadows View Post
Only if it's a cute frog. Anything ugly deserves to die, preferably by bleaching.
Frogs (like lizards, bats, etc) eat bugs. In FL, that's a big win. I don't care what they look like.

We're not talking scorpions or black widows here.

Never forget...



EDIT: Also, remember what happened to Ray Milland in FROGS (or the events of LEONARD PART 6). They will take revenge.
post #28 of 108
In case it wasn't clear, I was being facetious. Snakes, frogs, and lizards all have their purpose, if they weren't around you wouldn't want to live where you do. But they were there first, you're the one encroaching on their territory...I think some people need to realize that.
post #29 of 108
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Originally Posted by InTheShadows View Post
In case it wasn't clear, I was being facetious. Snakes, frogs, and lizards all have their purpose, if they weren't around you wouldn't want to live where you do. But they were there first, you're the one encroaching on their territory...I think some people need to realize that.
I tell people there isn't any such thing as "yardwork" in FL. There's just "barely keeping the primordial jungle and inhabitants from quickly taking back your property".
post #30 of 108
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I'm Pro-Frog personally.
So you support the French then?*

*Easy joke I know.
post #31 of 108
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So you support the French then?*

*Easy joke I know.
Sorry, I meant Pro-Frog-g-g. No offense to Le Chewers.
post #32 of 108
So you support the stuttering French then? Well good for you.
post #33 of 108
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So you support the stuttering French then? Well good for you.
I forgot the exclamation point. Loud stuttering French.

Frog-g-g!
post #34 of 108
Okay make sure you do that "Uh-Uh" sound the frenchies are known for and wear a striped shirt with it to bring that point across.
post #35 of 108
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I tell people there isn't any such thing as "yardwork" in FL. There's just "barely keeping the primordial jungle and inhabitants from quickly taking back your property".
Sometimes I just want to go back to renting. Between this, the freaking snakes in the backyard, the damned opossums and raccoons knocking the garbage cans and the vultures swooping over our heads to go after our trash, I feel like just giving up and let the animals in the house.

If only I had a killer robot drone keeping the animals at bay.

post #36 of 108
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
Sometimes I just want to go back to renting. Between this, the freaking snakes in the backyard, the damned opossums and raccoons knocking the garbage cans and the vultures swooping over our heads to go after our trash, I feel like just giving up and let the animals in the house.
Jesus.

MOVE NORTH.

I have a nice collection of scarves and I haven't had to wrestle with any moral dilemmas involving the murder of lizards/amphibians. Three months of below-freezing weather every year kills anything that could possibly have any designs on killing humans. I cannot recommend it enough.
post #37 of 108
I repeat:

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Originally Posted by InTheShadows View Post
And if you're so frightened of these kind of things, why the hell do you live in Florida?
post #38 of 108
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Just called the sewage department, they told me this is not common but it can happen. The main city sewage line is full of frogs and roaches, and when the water dries up a bit the frogs tend to crawl up and end up in toilets.

He said if we see another one in the next 24 hours, to call and they'll inspect the line with a camera. So now we're on 24 hour shit frog toilet watch.
post #39 of 108
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Jesus.

MOVE NORTH.

I have a nice collection of scarves and I haven't had to wrestle with any moral dilemmas involving the murder of lizards/amphibians. Three months of below-freezing weather every year kills anything that could possibly have any designs on killing humans. I cannot recommend it enough.
Christ. These are among the most harmless animals possible. I'm from NYC and I feel like Outdoors Adventure Man in comparison with some of you people who probably scream at the sight of a pigeon.
post #40 of 108
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Three months of below-freezing weather every year kills anything that could possibly have any designs on killing humans.
Tell that to poor Timmy Treadwell.
post #41 of 108
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Christ. These are among the most harmless animals possible. I'm from NYC and I feel like Outdoors Adventure Man in comparison with some of you people who probably scream at the sight of a pigeon.
This was a toxic mutant toad that's survived the horrors of the Tampa sewers. When I threw bleach at it, it gave out this horrible laugh before diving back to its lair.

I think if I had used a flame thrower this toad would have either survived it or exploded.
post #42 of 108
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post #43 of 108
So...what do you have against Kermit that you feel the need to shit on him? He was only observing you for a life lesson.
post #44 of 108
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So...what do you have against Kermit that you feel the need to shit on him? He was only observing you for a life lesson.
A valuable lesson was learned.
post #45 of 108
How long until blind people are boycotting El Capitan's toilet frog?
post #46 of 108
Bats flying into houses, frogs crawling into toilets- is there a Chewer rapture going on here?
post #47 of 108
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Originally Posted by Jakespeare View Post
To be fair wouldn't you freak if you found one of these in your toilet?


You and this toad form a symbiont circle. What happens to one of you will affect the other. You must understand this.
post #48 of 108
it seems we need to set some people free
post #49 of 108
Bleach? You are the worse kind of pussy ElCaptain. You wouldn't last thirty seconds down here. Queensland alone is so full of cane toads you can barely move without stepping on them. Fishing the frog out and letting it go didn't occur to you?
post #50 of 108
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Bleach? You are the worse kind of pussy ElCaptain. You wouldn't last thirty seconds down here. Queensland alone is so full of cane toads you can barely move without stepping on them. Fishing the frog out and letting it go didn't occur to you?
This. Scoop the little guy up in a cup or something and take him to the lake or drop him off in the woods.
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