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post #101 of 108
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I don't find most insects (besides giant central american cockroaches) as gross looking as that big toad yesterday. Plus it came out of the toilet (and apparently from Tampa city sewage central).

I'll buy that fishnet, that's a good suggestion, but hopefully I won't get anymore critters creeping up my kid's bathroom again.
post #102 of 108
I like imagining this scenerio. I'm not sure what my favorite part is, Capitan's entire family there while he drops a deuce or the moment Capitan thinks "Wait til the guys at CHUD hear about this!"
post #103 of 108
I don't see what the big deal is. I once killed a deer with my bare hands in the house.
post #104 of 108
I had a frog in my toilet once. Instead of just putting bleach on them, there are lots of better things you can do with your godlike power over amphibians. Here's what I did - in my case, it was a female frog, so I introduced a male frog and waited for them to breed. Once they had established a healthy colony (or 'knot', as a group of frogs are commonly called), I removed the male frog and all of the younglings. While the female frog was asleep, I transported her to my upstairs toilet with a completely different male frog, so as to remove all evidence of the original family. While the female frog frantically searches for her family, feel free to dump in some betas. Also yell things like 'You never had a family!' and 'You need help.' You can basically recreate the plot of The Forgotten in your toilet.
post #105 of 108
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I had a frog in my toilet once. Instead of just putting bleach on them, there are lots of better things you can do with your godlike power over amphibians. Here's what I did - in my case, it was a female frog, so I introduced a male frog and waited for them to breed. Once they had established a healthy colony (or 'knot', as a group of frogs are commonly called), I removed the male frog and all of the younglings. While the female frog was asleep, I transported her to my upstairs toilet with a completely different male frog, so as to remove all evidence of the original family. While the female frog frantically searches for her family, feel free to dump in some betas. Also yell things like 'You never had a family!' and 'You need help.' You can basically recreate the plot of The Forgotten in your toilet.
Don't forget the simulated blindsiding vehicular accident just to throw them off. I suggest recreating it with a sneak-attack plunger.
post #106 of 108
This thread rivals Diva's "Amazon.com lost my Arrested Development DVD set" for sheer dogpile-ry.
post #107 of 108
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
I had one, back in the spring (I'll post back when I dig up the pic). Coming up through the pipes is the only way we could imagine it got there (unless I shit it out), as it was in the bathroom at the end of the house opposite the front door or garage, around the corner, and off the bedroom. I guess it could have creeped in somehow and made its way to a dark/damp area, but...

I was going to take a leak before bed and I didn't turn on the light (enough from the bedroom). I saw something dark in the bowl and thought someone hadn't flushed. I turn on the light and see this huge treefrog hiding on the inside of the bowl. After getting a camera, my wife, and mother-in-law (who was vacationing with us) and a bucket, I reached in to get him. He jumped onto the shower door, then onto my elbow, then into the bedroom (as my wife screamed and tried to close the door in time), then onto my endtable, then onto my elbow again. I stuck my bent arm into the bucket and rushed him outside through the front door. I like to think he stands guard out front, keeping away the home-invading FL insects, as thanks for the rescue (bleach??? I hope your visited by a humanoid from the deep ).

In other Florida frog-related stories, my next door neighbor brought over a jar teeming with tadpoles for my daughter's 4th birthday in July (after I told my Mom, no fish/hamsters/etc for her grand-daughter). It's been a fun summer seeing them change into frogs and letting them go. We asked our neighbor what to feed them when they start to make the transition to legged lung-breathers and she told us she would bring over some mosquito larvae she could scoop out of her rain barrel. Well she she came over with another jar of the teeniest tadpoles and said "The adults will eat these little guys. Just tell your daughter they're going to visit the big ones." We couldn't bring ourselves to encourage cannibalism, so we raised about another 100 over the past couple months and let them loose. We only have a couple dozen left. It's strange as they don't all develop at the same speed if you have a large population. Some days we let go a 1/2 dozen, others one.

The treefrogs (like the lizards) live in the bushes outside our windows and come feed on the bugs at night who are attracted to the lights inside. Like living bug-zappers. They put on quite the show. When my daughter was about 2, she would sit on the window sill watching them catch bugs and say "Ricket, ricket, little fucky".

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The "Hopper in my hopper"... the "Croaker in my crapper"... the "Potty-wog"... Or for you Brit Chewers, a "Toad in the hole" (even if frogs and toads are different critters).
Similar experience...with a twist.

We had just moved into a new house and the electricity was not even turned on yet. My Mom went into the bathroom and when she went to sit on the toilet, a tree frog like this jumped up and stuck to her ass. She screamed and came runnining out of the bathroom (as best she could with her pants around her ankles) that she had been snake bit on the ass. She just loves to tell people how her oldest child (me) looked up and very calmly said "Don't look at me. I'm not sucking the poision out."

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post #108 of 108
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Tell that to poor Timmy Treadwell.
I was thinking the same thing.
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