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post #51 of 108
10/4/08 at 9:53pm
bleach? Yeah, I'm late.


Do what the natives do, use flower.
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post #52 of 108
10/4/08 at 9:55pm
Yea, even if you thought it secreted a mild poison (which is really only harmful to dogs), use some gloves or something, grab the frog, and put it outside. The bleach seems like something either a sociopath would use, or a frightened pussy.
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post #53 of 108
10/4/08 at 10:35pm
He's tough as nails. You guys are all faggots for valuing the life of a mere frog! It takes COJONES to pour bleach on a small, lost, scared animal.

P.S. Vote Republican!
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post #54 of 108
10/4/08 at 10:41pm
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Originally Posted by Matt OCallaghan View Post
Bleach? You are the worse kind of pussy ElCaptain. You wouldn't last thirty seconds down here. Queensland alone is so full of cane toads you can barely move without stepping on them. Fishing the frog out and letting it go didn't occur to you?
I saw the movie. That shit is fucking insane. Like kudzu, only it's a amphibian.
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post #55 of 108
10/4/08 at 10:45pm
Thread Starter 
I've had normal looking frogs creep in the house before, I usually get them out of the house gently guiding them outside with a broom (mild pushing, not hitting them you PETA freaks). But this was no normal frog, plus it came out of the toilet. I wasn't going to have this poop infested mutant running away from me and then taking cover in one of my kids bedrooms.

BTW, nature is planning a counter attack against me tonight. First time I see a rabbit in our coul-de-sac and 2 feral cats were stalking the neighbors.
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post #56 of 108
10/4/08 at 10:45pm
Amphibian.
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post #57 of 108
10/4/08 at 10:50pm
You bleached it because it was ugly. Way to go.
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post #58 of 108
10/4/08 at 10:50pm
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
But this was no normal frog, plus it came out of the toilet. I wasn't going to have this poop infested mutant running away from me and then taking cover in one of my kids bedrooms.
Bullshit it's a fucking frog. Unless it's been crossbred with a scorpion or some shit the likelihood of you sustaining any kind of injury from it is as close to zero as you can get. Also why is their poop in your toilet? Do you guys not flush or something?
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post #59 of 108
10/4/08 at 10:52pm
Thread Starter 
You don't poop in your toilet? The frog was literally discovered after it was used.
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post #60 of 108
10/4/08 at 10:53pm
So you shat out a frog?
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post #61 of 108
10/4/08 at 10:53pm
So you shit on it before you bleached it? That's fucked up.
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post #62 of 108
10/4/08 at 10:54pm
Thread Starter 
I did say mutant frog, didn't I?
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post #63 of 108
10/4/08 at 11:06pm
You are a pussy.
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post #64 of 108
10/4/08 at 11:09pm
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
I did say mutant frog, didn't I?
Unless Toad was in your toilet...



What Matt said.
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post #65 of 108
10/4/08 at 11:18pm
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
The frog was literally discovered after it was used.
Which would indicate that he had actually been clinging to the side of the toilet for awhile or else he would have been flushed back down the pipe as he was just maneuvering out of it, right? So after this poor little frog crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want too, he endured hours, possibly days, of you and your family manning the torpedo tubes? If that wasn't traumatic enough, then he was doused with bleach and flushed back to whatever hell he had been trying to escape from in the first place.

Sorry, but I'm pretty sure this is one of those things that you'll never live down around here, Elcap. Prepare for a series "Just pour some bleach on it" type retorts from here on out.
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post #66 of 108
10/4/08 at 11:21pm
Thread Starter 
I think he made it up today, and he wasn't originally clinging to the side, he was floating in there.
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post #67 of 108
10/4/08 at 11:37pm
Look I admit to tossing bleach at things of nature. Years ago I came across a Black Widow and frankly if you don't act like a shrieking pussy at the site of one. You are not human.
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post #68 of 108
10/4/08 at 11:44pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
So you support the French then?*

*Easy joke I know.
Maybe so, but I still wish I had thought of it 1st.
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post #69 of 108
10/4/08 at 11:44pm
It's like this thread was made for my avatar.
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post #70 of 108
10/4/08 at 11:48pm
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Originally Posted by Abbott & Prospero View Post
Which would indicate that he had actually been clinging to the side of the toilet for awhile or else he would have been flushed back down the pipe as he was just maneuvering out of it, right? So after this poor little frog crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to. . . .
This is the winning post, by far. Well played, AMPHIBATRON. No wonder you posted in this thread in favor of the frog!
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post #71 of 108
10/4/08 at 11:51pm
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg View Post
Maybe so, but I still wish I had thought of it 1st.
Got to be on the ball. On the ball.
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post #72 of 108
10/4/08 at 11:56pm
Seriously, bleach?!?!
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post #73 of 108
10/4/08 at 11:59pm
Hey, Kermit should spend more time fuckin his pig wife and less time on the activities of ordinary citizens.
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post #74 of 108
10/5/08 at 12:01am
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Look I admit to tossing bleach at things of nature. Years ago I came across a Black Widow and frankly if you don't act like a shrieking pussy at the site of one. You are not human.
No that means you are shrieking pussy.
There is a Red Back spider in our outside toilet. I find the best way to deal with it is to leave it the fuck alone.
When did the bleach throwing thing take off? If you feel compelled to slaughter something just because that maybe, if you piss it off, it will bite you, why don't you use a shoe or a rock or something?
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post #75 of 108
10/5/08 at 12:01am
Red: [narrating] A frog - who crawled through a river of shit and came out disinfected on the other side.
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post #76 of 108
10/5/08 at 12:13am
Frog Wars...it has begun. Next time, he's gonna bust a cap in your ass.
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post #77 of 108
10/5/08 at 12:16am
Some of the attempts at humor in this thread are making me reevaluate my tossing-bleach-on-living-creatures stance.
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post #78 of 108
10/5/08 at 12:17am
Thread Starter 
It kind of looked like this guy actually ...

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post #79 of 108
10/5/08 at 12:21am
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Originally Posted by Slater View Post
Some of the attempts at humor in this thread are making me reevaluate my tossing-bleach-on-living-creatures stance.
Who knew Slater was French?

And that's a big-ass frog.
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post #80 of 108
10/5/08 at 12:24am
Thread Starter 
This blog highlights several ways to get rid of frogs;
http://www.karlonia.com/2008/08/25/h...-rid-of-frogs/

Check out the comment section, these people are terrorized by the mere existence of frogs, even if they are just hanging outside their house (windows, etc, which is very common here).

Also from "wiki answers";
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you...g_up_in_toilet
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post #81 of 108
10/5/08 at 12:34am
You should get a snake. That would take care of your frog problem.
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post #82 of 108
10/5/08 at 12:38am
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Originally Posted by InTheShadows View Post
You should get a snake. That would take care of your frog problem.
Until it ends up in his toilet and frightens him and the whole cycle continues. Tough question you have to ask: do you really want to spend this much on bleach or would moving be cheaper?
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post #83 of 108
10/5/08 at 12:47am
Thread Starter 
Well, next critter that bubbles up and the guys from the sewage dept. are bringing out the toilet cam.
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post #84 of 108
10/5/08 at 12:50am
Freaking out is fair ... but bleach? Don't watch the Flukeman episode of the X-Files then. You'll end up in a coma.
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post #85 of 108
10/5/08 at 1:03am
Thread Starter 
I know, I know, I shouldn't have used the bleach. It was my fault, but in the middle of all my kids screaming I grabbed the broom and was going to lead him out of it but just couldn't. So my wife quickly suggested the bleach.

Wasn't really my intent to harm or kill the animal, we did freak out. Like I said, we've had frogs sneak in the house before and we don't kill them but the toilet thing really caught us off guard.

Now if it happens again I'm open to suggestions, but I'll tell you I'm not grabbing the frog, even with gloves.
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post #86 of 108
10/5/08 at 1:14am
Wait, I've seen ALLIGATOR. Isn't flushing it the worst thing to do? It'll only get bigger that way, especially after feeding on the homeless (those that haven't turned into CHUDs, that is).
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post #87 of 108
10/5/08 at 1:26am
Next time I recommend dropping a toaster into your toilet. Not only kills the frog but cooks it too. Them's good eatin'.

To further show what a pussy maneuver that bleach execution was, I recently found a black widow spider in the room next to my desk at work. I caught her in a plastic cup and released her into the wild. Earlier that day one of our female employess found another black widow; she caught and released hers too.

Finally,
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post #88 of 108
10/5/08 at 1:39am
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
Now if it happens again I'm open to suggestions, but I'll tell you I'm not grabbing the frog, even with gloves.
I'm seriously not trying to continue the dogpile that threads like this often become, but why not use the gloves? The frog isn't going to squirt acid out of it's eyes or anything.

Maybe buy a net, like the ones used in fishtanks, and keep it in the bathroom. I doubt they're that expensive. Then you simply scoop the frog up, calmly take it outside, and either release it to sweet, sweet freedom, or pour bleach on it while the whole family isn't watching.
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post #89 of 108
10/5/08 at 1:59am
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Originally Posted by Chris Miller View Post
Seriously, bleach?!?!
Guess it ain't easy bein' green in FL. Getting bleached white might actually help Kermit solve his age old cosmic dilemma.
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post #90 of 108
10/5/08 at 2:30am
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post #91 of 108
10/5/08 at 4:04am
From a board that nearly jumps with glee anytime any celebrity of any kind dies, so that unfunny, look-at-me-and-how-much-I-don't-care jokes can be made, there sure is a lot of empathy for a goddamn frog. There was a strange creature emerging from the toilet, and bleach was on hand. Who gives a shit? It's a frog. He might have raped and killed three people on his way to ElCapitan's toilet. You don't know.
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post #92 of 108
10/5/08 at 4:29am
Two pages in and still no battletoads reference?

I'm disappointed, CHUD.



...and so is Rash.
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post #93 of 108
10/5/08 at 4:50am
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Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
Three months of below-freezing weather every year kills anything that could possibly have any designs on killing humans. I cannot recommend it enough.

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post #94 of 108
10/5/08 at 4:50am
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Originally Posted by Renn Brown View Post
From a board that nearly jumps with glee anytime any celebrity of any kind dies, so that unfunny, look-at-me-and-how-much-I-don't-care jokes can be made, there sure is a lot of empathy for a goddamn frog.
Estelle Getty didn't die alone and in burning agony because some jackass thought it would be a good idea to pour bleach - seriously, BLEACH! - on her. And then joke about it on the internet like everything's cool.
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post #95 of 108
10/5/08 at 4:53am
Wait, Estelle Getty died while I was on vacation?
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post #96 of 108
10/5/08 at 8:56am
Like everyone said...what a pussy...

From ElCapitan's webcam in the toilet, we can see what actually followed...



I THINK you pissed it off.

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post #97 of 108
10/5/08 at 9:14am
Cockroaches man. That's the one thing that would freak my shit out more than anything. A big nasty, hissing insect.
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post #98 of 108
10/5/08 at 9:15am
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Nexus-7 View Post
I'm seriously not trying to continue the dogpile that threads like this often become, but why not use the gloves? The frog isn't going to squirt acid out of it's eyes or anything.

Maybe buy a net, like the ones used in fishtanks, and keep it in the bathroom. I doubt they're that expensive. Then you simply scoop the frog up, calmly take it outside, and either release it to sweet, sweet freedom, or pour bleach on it while the whole family isn't watching.
A net would do, too bad I didn't have one at hand.

I would have gladly captured almost any type of spider and moved it outside, but I don't really want to grab big toads that come out of the toilet, even with gloves. Like I said, I was going to lead it outside with the broom but the wife suggested quicker action with the bleach.
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post #99 of 108
10/5/08 at 9:30am
Pussy.
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post #100 of 108
10/5/08 at 9:42am
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
A net would do, too bad I didn't have one at hand.

I would have gladly captured almost any type of spider and moved it outside, but I don't really want to grab big toads that come out of the toilet, even with gloves. Like I said, I was going to lead it outside with the broom but the wife suggested quicker action with the bleach.
You would scoop up a big hairy spider, but not a toad ? Even with gloves ? Weird, but then I just kill all the spiders (and there are lots in this house). I do not think all the people calling out El Capitan are doing so because they really feel bad for the poor toad. Its a chance to dog pile him so they are taking it. Plus using bleach is a bizarre option. Who the hell uses bleach on a toad (well besides El Capitan) ?
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