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Nailin' Paylin

post #1 of 79
10/4/08 at 11:16pm
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Saw it on Collider first, so I'll link to them:
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Originally Posted by WWTDD
The Larry Flynt produced porno about Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin has found it's leading lady. The movie is now in pre-production under the name "Nailin' Paylin" and has been fast-tracked to arrive before the election in one month. TMZ says…

The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door." In another scene -- a flashback -- "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!"
There's also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes. The video is in pre-production.
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post #2 of 79
10/4/08 at 11:17pm
Read the last few pages of the debate thread.
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post #3 of 79
10/4/08 at 11:17pm
I can only pray there is no McCain look alike.
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post #4 of 79
10/4/08 at 11:18pm
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
I can only pray there is no McCain look alike.
Pssh, if there's no McCain/Palin action, I'm not buying it.
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post #5 of 79
10/4/08 at 11:20pm
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
I can only pray there is no McCain look alike.
There's not even a Palin lookalike, it would seem.
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post #6 of 79
10/4/08 at 11:26pm
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All I ask is that she's a brunette and talks like Marge Gunderson and I can go along with it.
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post #7 of 79
10/4/08 at 11:32pm
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Originally Posted by InTheShadows View Post
Read the last few pages of the debate thread.
I can hardly stand to read a few posts of that thread much less a few pages. Besides, it's a porno and this is a sex thread.
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post #8 of 79
10/4/08 at 11:34pm
Even though Conan O' Brien did it first. Ron Jeremy for Charlie Rangel. Yeah I'm aware there's a racial difference.
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post #9 of 79
10/5/08 at 12:24am
I wonder if Sarah Palin also has horribly deformed breasts from a bad tit job that make it distracting to jerk off too.

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post #10 of 79
10/5/08 at 1:02am
You get distracted from jerking off?
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post #11 of 79
10/5/08 at 2:04am
I'm sorry, what did you say? I didn't quite catch that, Damn. Now I gotta get back to jerkin' off.
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post #12 of 79
10/5/08 at 11:53am
Nina Hartley is playing Clinton.
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post #13 of 79
10/5/08 at 12:00pm
Giant...

freakin'....

late pass!

I kid because I love. You need new sources. Your's are 4 days behind the curve man.




I dont know what you guys are talking about. She totally looks like Palin. The skirt is good, they just got the top wrong.
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post #14 of 79
10/5/08 at 12:28pm
"The movie is now in pre-production under the name "Nailin' Paylin" and has been fast-tracked to arrive before the election in one month."

Porn goes into pre-production?
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post #15 of 79
10/5/08 at 12:34pm
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Originally Posted by MoonBaseNick View Post
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Porn goes into pre-production?
It's called a fluffer.
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post #16 of 79
10/5/08 at 12:40pm
That pic of Sarah in the mini looks like it was taken at a 80's swingers party.

She should have worn it to the debate.

I hope Lisa Ann got more than the $2000-$3000 that was offered in the original ad. This flick is going to make millions.

Maybe she will get some of the (wait for it)..... back end.
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post #17 of 79
10/5/08 at 12:57pm
I hope there's a scene where she gets fucked on top of a dead Moose.
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post #18 of 79
10/5/08 at 1:23pm
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Originally Posted by reggie-wanker View Post
There's not even a Palin lookalike, it would seem.
For the sake of anyone actually jerking off to the movie... thank GOD.
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post #19 of 79
10/5/08 at 1:35pm
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Originally Posted by Nexus-7 View Post
I hope there's a scene where she gets fucked on top of a dead Moose.
Close enough.
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post #20 of 79
10/5/08 at 1:37pm
Hehe that's partially why I brought it up, of course someone had to link it.

And I have no idea why I capitalized "moose".
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post #21 of 79
10/5/08 at 2:17pm
NO! Not Shake That Bear!!!

/Flashback.
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post #22 of 79
10/5/08 at 3:51pm
AICN reported on it, and it's great to see the fanboys who eat up Paul Anderson movies suddenly rant about "standards"... http://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_d...omment_2311866

Oh, and please, no Shake That Bear.
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post #23 of 79
10/5/08 at 5:39pm
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Originally Posted by Brendan View Post
THIS IS WHY THEY HATE US.
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post #24 of 79
10/5/08 at 5:41pm
And here I was, expecting that link would bring up Two Girls, One Cup....
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post #25 of 79
10/5/08 at 5:43pm
No, that video's why God hates us, not the bears.
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post #26 of 79
10/5/08 at 7:46pm
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Originally Posted by KABONG View Post
Oh, and please, no Shake That Bear.
Really? I assumed you of all people would be into dead bears/girls fucking etc...
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post #27 of 79
10/5/08 at 10:30pm
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Originally Posted by Brendan View Post
I must be behind on my internet memes, because I had never heard of this one. I'm always amazed that the internet always has a new kind of porn out there form me to be baffled by.
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post #28 of 79
10/5/08 at 10:39pm
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Originally Posted by wydren View Post
I must be behind on my internet memes, because I had never heard of this one. I'm always amazed that the internet always has a new kind of porn out there form me to be baffled by.
Have fun, buddy!

Also, have you ever heard of Goatse?
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post #29 of 79
10/5/08 at 10:49pm
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Originally Posted by InTheShadows View Post
Have fun, buddy!

Also, have you ever heard of Goatse?
Oh no, I've heard of both of those, and tubgirl. However, I had never heard of "Screw on top of the fresh animal corpse" style. That's a new one by me. At least with those other three I can see the intent, to be a gross as possible. Is there really a big market for hunting porn?
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post #30 of 79
10/5/08 at 10:53pm
I forgot (as much as I could) about tubgirl!

These videos are often used in my explanation of my love/hate relationship with the internet. If I could travel back in time, I would take all these videos with me, so they could see that all their technological innovations would eventually give the world....Shake That Bear.
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post #31 of 79
10/5/08 at 11:05pm
I wonder if the finale will have a some jungle fever...

"The president will see you now, Governor."
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post #32 of 79
10/5/08 at 11:18pm
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Originally Posted by Pop Zeus View Post
I wonder if the finale will have a some jungle fever...

"The president will see you now, Governor."
SPOILERS!!!
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post #33 of 79
10/5/08 at 11:22pm
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Originally Posted by InTheShadows View Post
I forgot (as much as I could) about tubgirl!
Not sorry I reminded you. Those who forget the lessons of the past are doomed to repeat them.

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Originally Posted by InTheShadows View Post
These videos are often used in my explanation of my love/hate relationship with the internet. If I could travel back in time, I would take all these videos with me, so they could see that all their technological innovations would eventually give the world....Shake That Bear.
Exactly. It's like showing my mom how to use the unlimited learning potential and power of the internet, and she sends me a picture of a man with a photoshopped elephant trunk penis.
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post #34 of 79
10/5/08 at 11:45pm
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Originally Posted by wydren View Post
Oh no, I've heard of both of those, and tubgirl. However, I had never heard of "Screw on top of the fresh animal corpse" style. That's a new one by me. At least with those other three I can see the intent, to be a gross as possible. Is there really a big market for hunting porn?
Devin once linked to this video on the main page. Luckily, you missed that article.
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post #35 of 79
10/5/08 at 11:45pm
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Originally Posted by InTheShadows View Post
Have fun, buddy!

Also, have you ever heard of Goatse?
I hate you so much.
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post #36 of 79
10/5/08 at 11:46pm
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Originally Posted by BorisTheCheese View Post
I hate you so much.
How is there someone who hasn't seen this yet? Youtube "2Girls 1 Cup reaction shots" and you'll see grandmothers watching this months ago.
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post #37 of 79
10/6/08 at 12:03am
I youtube music videos and I like my porn pretty vanilla. I now see the world through shit covered glasses.
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post #38 of 79
10/6/08 at 12:05am
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Originally Posted by BorisTheCheese View Post
I now see the world through shit covered glasses.
It never really goes away, either.

One of us, One of us....
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post #39 of 79
10/6/08 at 12:28am
Looking at your avatar...it all makes sense.
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post #40 of 79
10/6/08 at 12:31am
Told ya. Never trust a McPoyle.
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post #41 of 79
10/6/08 at 12:33am
You guys obviously just couldn't handle being a McPoyle. Pussies.
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post #42 of 79
10/6/08 at 12:37am
Hey, someone us would rather not fuck our siblings in the shower. Thank you very much.
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post #43 of 79
10/6/08 at 12:39am
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Hey, someone us would rather not fuck our siblings in the shower. Thank you very much.
Because you're a pussy.

My brother/sister are way more attractive then any man/woman you'll ever get.
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post #44 of 79
10/6/08 at 5:03pm
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Originally Posted by Pop Zeus View Post
I wonder if the finale will have a some jungle fever...

"The president will see you now, Governor."



Lexington Steele as Barack Orgasma: "Governor Paylin, do you know the difference between a mother and a pitbull? It's a trick question! There is no difference, because at the end of the day, they both beg for a bone".
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post #45 of 79
10/14/08 at 4:00am
http://lessclothes.com/client/posts/...ot-sarah-palin

Here are some pics of Lisa Ann and her disgusting "breasts" from the "set" of Nailin' Paylin.
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post #46 of 79
10/14/08 at 4:17am
Why the quotes? They're fake, but they're still actual breasts. And porn sets are sets too! Stop being a quote whore!
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post #47 of 79
10/14/08 at 5:23am
I'm not quite sure they aren't just horrible tumors.
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post #48 of 79
10/14/08 at 11:35am
The pic where she's wrapped in the flag is probably the wallpaper on Hannity's home computer.
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post #49 of 79
10/14/08 at 12:41pm
Is that cum in a syringe? haha!
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post #50 of 79
10/14/08 at 12:49pm
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Is that cum in a syringe? haha!
I'm ashamed that I know this, but it's probably hair conditioner.
See the bottle behind? They use it if a guy can't pop off or they want a bigger pop shot.

And yes, some women have it shot in their mouths.

It's a shame she thought she needed such big tits. She's actually quite attractive, with a lovely tummy.
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