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post #1 of 81
Thread Starter 
The wife's not happy with the rape reference, despite me explaining Pyramid Head's penchant for mannequin fucking in detail. So, I need either a new, appropriate user title, or a new avatar, which I'd like to avoid, because, well, I like this avatar. A lot.
post #2 of 81
Get a new wife.
post #3 of 81
Pointy-Head Intellectual
post #4 of 81
The subconscious: like the conscious but hateful
post #5 of 81
It's too long. The user titles can't be as long anymore.
post #6 of 81
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Originally Posted by Justin Clark View Post
mannequin fucking
There's your undertitle right there.
post #7 of 81
"Wife Approved"
"Cheops was a pussy"
"Non-threatening user text"
"NSFW (Not Safe For Wives)"
post #8 of 81
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Originally Posted by James Kimbell View Post
There's your undertitle right there.
He right you know. Also if it can fit "Skirt Wearing Mannequin fucker"
post #9 of 81
Justin Clark
Rapistered User
post #10 of 81
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by James May View Post
Get a new wife.
SHH!! She's PMSing and she's watching! You trying to get me killed?
post #11 of 81
My suggestion Rapity Rape Rape...Rape.

Or are we trying to get away from the whole rape thing.
post #12 of 81
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Originally Posted by Justin Clark View Post
SHH!! She's PMSing and she's watching! You trying to get me killed?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, maybe.
post #13 of 81
"What's wrong with rape?"
post #14 of 81
"Man on Mannequin Action"
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post #16 of 81
"Don't Hate on the Rape...Bitch"
"Get your rape on"
post #17 of 81
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Originally Posted by InTheShadows View Post
"What's wrong with rape?"
Can't get enough of that wonderful rape.
post #18 of 81
It's a victimless crime!
post #19 of 81
Well said Riviello. Well said.

Another suggestion

"Does more rape before 9 AM...."
post #20 of 81
Wanted Rape, Got Office Job
post #21 of 81
Came for Rape, Stayed for 401(k)
post #22 of 81
"Headlines don't sell rapes. Newsies sell rapes."
post #23 of 81
*Wailing Rape*
post #24 of 81
And rape is the premise for one of the best comedies on television, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.
post #25 of 81
"Rapin: Any time, Any day"
"Loves Straw Dogs"
post #26 of 81
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Originally Posted by BubWilliams View Post
And rape is the premise for one of the best comedies on television, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.
And OZ too.
post #27 of 81
No, OZ was just a plain sexy show.
post #28 of 81
Oh yeah. Oh and for another suggestion:

"Rape Maverick"
post #29 of 81
Wait, rape is a serious business and I personally am glad you are keeping the issue at the forefront.
post #30 of 81
Sometimes, rape makes birthdays. And who doesn't love birthdays?
post #31 of 81
Mmmmm rape cake.
post #32 of 81
"Rape: For the Love of God"

Thank you, Marijuana!
post #33 of 81
Did you start this thread because you knew that, given the opportunity, the fine men of CHUD wouldn't hesitate to prove the existence of a whole new level of skeeve heretofore undiscovered by science, thereby making your user text look downright harmless by comparison?

I think you did.

"Rape and honey."

::waves at Justin's wife::
post #34 of 81
Justin Clark
Raises an interesting point
post #35 of 81
Justin Clark
Possesses a rape ear wit
post #36 of 81
Justin Clark
Purple Rape, Purple Rape, only want to see you dancing in the purple rape
post #37 of 81
"Have You Been Raped Recently?"

"Getting Raped?"

"I <3 Rape"
post #38 of 81
Thank you, Phil. You, too, Shadows. Those nice men over there in the lab coats would like to talk to you...
post #39 of 81
Got Rape?
post #40 of 81
"Rapin' Ain't Easy"

And don't worry, MissZooey. You're taken. I have morals, dammit.
post #41 of 81
Bullshit you do. You're a McPoyle. A McPoyle having morals is like a sober Kennedy. It just doesn't exist.
post #42 of 81
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Bullshit you do. You're a McPoyle. A McPoyle having morals is like a sober Kennedy. It just doesn't exist.
I just watched Dexter and learned all about morals, I'm a changed man.
post #43 of 81
Justin Clark
The Raped Crusader
post #44 of 81
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Originally Posted by InTheShadows View Post
I just watched Dexter and learned all about morals, I'm a changed man.
So you must follow a code then. A rape code as it were.
post #45 of 81
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
So you must follow a code then. A rape code as it were.
That's right. I only rape dumb blondes now.
post #46 of 81
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Originally Posted by InTheShadows View Post
That's right. I only rape dumb blondes now.
(Insert New Jersey joke here)
post #47 of 81
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Originally Posted by InTheShadows View Post
That's right. I only rape dumb blondes now.
::thanks lucky stars for red hair/graduate degree::
post #48 of 81
Thank god for brown hair and that Bachelors...what? He didn't specify gender.
post #49 of 81
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Thank god for brown hair and that Bachelors...what? He didn't specify gender.
That's because it doesn't matter. It's always anal.
post #50 of 81
Glad to see you have a non-discriminatory view on things.
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