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Japan makes another creepy robot

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If you make a "realistic" looking robot, why would you make it look sick;
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1777667.ece

I think I've seen better animatronics at Disney World.
post #2 of 39
Ugh! Throw bleach on it.
post #3 of 39
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Specially if it comes out of my toilet!
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And robotics company Cyberdyne Inc are set to start making it on a mass scale on Friday.
Alarm!
post #5 of 39
Burn it. And the plans. And anything else that could possibly lead to more of those uncanny valley creations roaming the Earth.
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Surprise surprise, they base it on a five-year-old girl. Ick.

And really, it's not even very good. Reminds me of the creepy doll Ahnuld bought for his daughter in that shitty cloning movie.
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The first terminators had rubber skin. We spotted them easy... But these are new...

it's coming. We're all going to be killed by an army of japanese girlbots with downs syndrome.
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Surprise surprise, they base it on a five-year-old girl. Ick.

And really, it's not even very good. Reminds me of the creepy doll Ahnuld bought for his daughter in that shitty cloning movie.
Only not as lifelike.

Stan Winston's Leonardo (and the new MDS) was much more appealing.

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Originally Posted by Gaybe Sapien View Post
Alarm!
Sssshhhhh! Or we'll target you for termination. Konitchiwa to my 'Borg sisters!


Edited to ask: OK, is this thing creepier than that 4 legged thing that made the buzzing noise that the DOD is developing in the US? It's a tough call. I think I go with the kid.
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
Specially if it comes out of my toilet!
Or a well on a black & white TV screen. I hear creepy Japanese kids like to do things like that.
post #11 of 39
It looks like they spent about 5 seconds designing and building the eyelids.
post #12 of 39
I want one ... for research purposes.
post #13 of 39
I'd love to see that ungodly things as a decoy on To Catch A Predator.
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She needs to botox those eyelids or something.
post #15 of 39
Looks like Palin has been to Japan.
post #16 of 39
So I guess we're 3 years from Chobits* becoming real?

The creepiest thing is that they'd make it look like a 5 year old girl, because you know what everybody and his brother is going to want to do with a life-like robot girl...
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I want one ... for "research" purposes.

*Several hours of my life I wish I could get back. So bad.
post #17 of 39
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Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
So I guess we're 3 years from Chobits* becoming real?

The creepiest thing is that they'd make it look like a 5 year old girl, because you know what everybody and his brother is going to want to do with a life-like robot girl...



*Several hours of my life I wish I could get back. So bad.
Drop it off at kindergarten?
post #18 of 39
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Even creepier now!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...-inventor.html



Make sure you check out the video.
post #19 of 39
I'll buy Will Smith all the vintage converse shoes he will ever need if he puts a bullet through that thing's head.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! Jesus, someone stop this guy.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! Jesus, someone stop this guy.
Dont worry, he'll eventually die of blood loss....from getting his dick ripped off by an hydraulic system or something like that.
post #22 of 39
I don't know. I think it's quite clever to counter the ever-present Terminator factor by designing our robots to be thalidomide babies.
post #23 of 39
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Fun movie fact: I was watching the Surrogates on Instant Netflix and Dr. Ishiguro (guy in the pic) shows up in a clip during the intro.
post #24 of 39
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They're multiplying!

http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/tteleno...ot-03-08-2010/


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The users facial expressions are transmitted to the robot through FaceAPI software which is used to track eyes, mouth and head movements.
The Telenoid R1 Telepresence Robot will retails for about $35,000 although this is for the silicone model, there will also be a model which is covered in cloth that will retail for around $8,000.
post #25 of 39
Literally just the other day, I was sitting around when I had to get up to get a FLA-VOR-ICE. I suddenly had the thought that what I was now doing, getting up using my muscles to walk over to the location of the FLA-VOR-ICE in my fridge, would in 50 years probably seem as antequated as walking down to the local telegraph office to send a message. Robot servants are coming, and in that moment, I was kind of mildly annoyed that I didn't already have one to assist with FLA-VOR-ICE retrieval (it was hot out and I resented the necesity of physical exertion in that weatehr)

We all know that robots are coming, so why are the Japanese wasting so much time and so many resources making these creepy pointless robots? When I thought of the robot that might one day bring me my FLA-VOR-ICE, it was a faceless (yet bland and harmless looking) atonomaton, like one of those Honda-bots



No one wants to have a robot servant whose appearance is so perilously close to the uncanny valley as the robots pictured above in this thread. It's just plain creepy and no one would want them around the house. Why then are the Japanese so bent on constructing them? I just don't get it. Who is putting up the capital for the research? Because I can't imagine a market exists for them
post #26 of 39
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
We all know that robots are coming, so why are the Japanese wasting so much time and so many resources making these creepy pointless robots? When I thought of the robot that might one day bring me my FLA-VOR-ICE, it was a faceless (yet bland and harmless looking) atonomaton, like one of those Honda-bots
Er ... ASIMO is also made in Japan.
post #27 of 39
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Er ... ASIMO is also made in Japan.
I know it is, but there seems to be a good percentage of their robotics sector that's focused on creepy robots and not functional ones.
post #28 of 39
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
Even creepier now!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...-inventor.html



Make sure you check out the video.
Wait a fucking minute... is this the same Robot as the BAAL thing??? (http://chud.com/forum/showpost.php?p...postcount=1354)
edit: or I'm confused... or something...
post #29 of 39
I wish there was a god. Then I would be super good in life so I could go to paradise. Once there I'd be so great they'd make me an honorary angel. Then I'd rise through the ranks of the heavenly host and become an archangel. Finally I'd rebel, go down to Japan and smite some sense into them.
post #30 of 39
So when are we gonna get the first robot Real Doll?

c'mon Japan, you can do it.
post #31 of 39
An excellent list from Cracked.com.


What are the point of these? Why can't we just build normal robots? I don't even have my license yet (though I'm on track to obtain it by the end of the summer), but I for one would much rather have a robot butler than a automobile. Someone please get working on that.
post #32 of 39
i look forward to Colbert talking about this.
post #33 of 39
Jesus Christ those stumps. It's bad enough that these things look like corpses but now they look like human-larvae or quadruple amputees. I hope this guy's on a government watch list.
post #34 of 39
The first thing I thought of, and I couldn't get it out of my head the whole time. And I'm sure I'm not the only one....

SOUTH PARK: My Robot Friend
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I believe this is a clear violation of the rules and warrants a time-out.
post #38 of 39
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Originally Posted by Zweit View Post
Jesus Christ those stumps. It's bad enough that these things look like corpses but now they look like human-larvae or quadruple amputees. I hope this guy's on a government watch list.
I can't be the only one round here who thought of Belial from BASKETCASE.

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I believe this is a clear violation of the rules and warrants a time-out.
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