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Britney's back (again), bitches!

post #1 of 45
10/7/08 at 6:57pm
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Pics from Miss B's "comeback" video, Womanizer. Don't you have had to go somewhere to come back? Still, she's looking good!
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post #2 of 45
10/7/08 at 7:04pm
Didn't she have a comeback last year? Is this becoming an annual thing?
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post #3 of 45
10/7/08 at 7:07pm
Said it before and I'll say it again. The press are the only ones pushing for a "come-back" when the general public just wants to see what white-trash thing(s) Britney's going to say and/or do next. That doesn't sell records.

At this point if she washes her hands after going to the bath-room, the press is going to jump up and down about it leading it a "come-back!"
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post #4 of 45
10/7/08 at 7:10pm
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Didn't she have a comeback last year? Is this becoming an annual thing?
Her comeback went so well last time, her video for a song nobody's heard of won three MTV video awards, including Video of the Year!
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post #5 of 45
10/7/08 at 9:11pm
That is a very large belt.
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post #6 of 45
10/7/08 at 9:46pm
Where's the sex tape?
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post #7 of 45
10/7/08 at 10:06pm
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You can see photos from the sex tape HERE, but it is clearly not Britney.
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post #8 of 45
10/7/08 at 11:22pm
I just finally watched the video of her "comeback" performance from last year's VMAs. Chris Crocker be damned, that was some horrendous shit. Can she go away again?

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That's the first time I've been not attracted to a woman wearing that outfit/hair/glasses.
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post #9 of 45
10/7/08 at 11:31pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
You can see photos from the sex tape HERE, but it is clearly not Britney.
Use your powers and find it.
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post #10 of 45
10/9/08 at 5:13pm
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You can see photos from the sex tape HERE, but it is clearly not Britney.
I concur - if your job here is to bring us true gossip-related enlightenment, we need the real video.
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post #11 of 45
10/9/08 at 5:21pm
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Still, she's looking good!
I think that's my favorite pic I've ever seen of her.

Then again, I'm not really into blondes so that probably helps.

.. I really like Toxic. Do another like that, Brit!
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post #12 of 45
10/9/08 at 11:25pm
She's got 5 kids to feed.
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post #13 of 45
10/10/08 at 12:42am
Ari from Entourage was right.
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post #14 of 45
10/11/08 at 1:23am
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Not the sex tape, but Brit Brit is naked in her music video for Womanizer. Make sure to turn off the sound. This is more terrible than you can imagine.
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post #15 of 45
10/11/08 at 8:36pm
Her fans are going wild for the video, but it's nothing special. It's a return to form for her, which is encouraging, I suppose. Love her or hate her (I'm indifferent), she has two small children depending on her to be a good mother. I'd rather her be cranking out music and making videos while taking care of her children than being carted off to the hospital again.
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post #16 of 45
10/12/08 at 6:30pm
I wish I took Diva's advice. My God, that song is horrific.
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post #17 of 45
10/13/08 at 2:20pm
Just watched the video. While it may not herald her comeback as a musical artist, it certainly resurrects her as masturbatory fodder.
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post #18 of 45
10/13/08 at 2:34pm


Well, it's certainly a step up.
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post #19 of 45
10/13/08 at 3:56pm
If Britney looks good in this video after being Anna Nicole 2.0 a few months ago, it's just proof that the Hollywood Machine can make any disgusting white trash look presentable, and our eyes are not to be trusted.
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post #20 of 45
10/15/08 at 7:31pm
Aah, to hell with that, Jim, she was looking hott. So hot, she needs an extra 't'.

And I am very ashamed I was as turned on by it as I was. It's like I'm in Catholic school.
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post #21 of 45
10/15/08 at 7:43pm
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That's the first time I've been not attracted to a woman wearing that outfit/hair/glasses.
That was my reaction! The womanizer video also contains the only occasion I can think of in which watching a naked girl in a steam room did nothing for me.
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post #22 of 45
10/18/08 at 2:59pm
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
If Britney looks good in this video after being Anna Nicole 2.0 a few months ago, it's just proof that the Hollywood Machine can make any disgusting white trash look presentable, and our eyes are not to be trusted.
THIS.

Thank you Jim.

You may now wisk away the nearest woman listening to The Joy of Sex...
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post #23 of 45
10/22/08 at 1:48am
The song is TERRIBLE, and the video is just slightly better than the song itself. Britney looks great... for Britney. But am I the only one who has always been bothered by her stumpy little legs? Maybe I'm being petty. I don't care. STUMPY!!!
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post #24 of 45
11/7/08 at 2:15pm
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Britney was a surprise guest on Madonna's "Sticky and Sweet" tour.
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post #25 of 45
11/8/08 at 1:35am
Britney is looking good. But does this mean her comeback is official.
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post #26 of 45
11/11/08 at 2:17pm
Christ. A friend emailed me pics that he found online, I guess of Britney going shopping at night. I believe the shots were in her crazy phase, but the girl had on fishnet stockings, no skirt or pants, and you could see her underwear...that clearly had menstrual blood all over them. I damn near screamed in horror.

As long as she's sane enough to buy some Tampax, the comeback is in full effect.
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post #27 of 45
11/11/08 at 3:19pm
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Christ. A friend emailed me pics that he found online, I guess of Britney going shopping at night. I believe the shots were in her crazy phase, but the girl had on fishnet stockings, no skirt or pants, and you could see her underwear...that clearly had menstrual blood all over them. I damn near screamed in horror.

As long as she's sane enough to buy some Tampax, the comeback is in full effect.
Or just get her "fixed" like one would for a dog...
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post #28 of 45
11/11/08 at 3:22pm
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
Christ. A friend emailed me pics that he found online, I guess of Britney going shopping at night. I believe the shots were in her crazy phase, but the girl had on fishnet stockings, no skirt or pants, and you could see her underwear...that clearly had menstrual blood all over them. I damn near screamed in horror.

As long as she's sane enough to buy some Tampax, the comeback is in full effect.
She was, however, MEN FOR MENSTRUAL's #1 fetish of the month.
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post #29 of 45
11/11/08 at 3:57pm
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
Christ. A friend emailed me pics that he found online, I guess of Britney going shopping at night. I believe the shots were in her crazy phase, but the girl had on fishnet stockings, no skirt or pants, and you could see her underwear...that clearly had menstrual blood all over them. I damn near screamed in horror.

As long as she's sane enough to buy some Tampax, the comeback is in full effect.
Pics or it didn't happen!
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post #30 of 45
11/11/08 at 4:11pm
I can't believe I went looking for this crap.

http://x17online.com/celebrities/bri...d-01182008.php
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post #31 of 45
11/11/08 at 4:16pm
Jesus Christ.
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post #32 of 45
11/11/08 at 4:59pm
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Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
The song is TERRIBLE, and the video is just slightly better than the song itself. Britney looks great... for Britney. But am I the only one who has always been bothered by her stumpy little legs? Maybe I'm being petty. I don't care. STUMPY!!!
I'm more bugged by her troll ears than anything. Never noticed them before because she always wore her hair down, but check those ears in that bit where she's driving the car.
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post #33 of 45
12/2/08 at 8:50pm
There's a song on Circus called "If You Seek Amy".

F U C K ME

Oh Brit, you clever girl! lol
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post #34 of 45
12/2/08 at 10:12pm
Britney was on X-factor at the weekend and she looked bloody good.Fine pair of legs but still not a touch on Cheryl Cole(presenter).Google image if you don't know who she is.

You won't be sorry you did.
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post #35 of 45
12/3/08 at 12:20am
Edit because Google image search hates me.
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post #36 of 45
12/3/08 at 1:01am
Doc,that looks like Billy Zane's ex Kelly Brook?

Heres some pics to study and peruse;







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post #37 of 45
12/3/08 at 11:07pm
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Man, I know Brit's new documentary is designed to manipulate my feelings, but damn do I want to just hug her and never let go. I also have a compelling urge to buy her new album.
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post #38 of 45
12/3/08 at 11:43pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Man, I know Brit's new documentary is designed to manipulate my feelings, but damn do I want to just hug her and never let go.
Hug her neck and don't let go until she stops moving.
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post #39 of 45
12/4/08 at 11:42am
Here's the Circus video. I don't think it's the final cut, though.

http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/oDSf8DcOUto
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post #40 of 45
8/19/09 at 10:25am
COMEBACK On Letterman.
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post #41 of 45
8/19/09 at 12:25pm
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Britney's been on a bikini binge. You can see a shit ton of photos HERE



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post #42 of 45
8/19/09 at 12:59pm
That is one hot bodyguard
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post #43 of 45
8/19/09 at 1:21pm
That's a Number 8, isn't it?
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post #44 of 45
8/19/09 at 1:47pm
It's friggin' hot here. I want Britney's drink.
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post #45 of 45
8/19/09 at 1:49pm
She's looking marvelous. Also looked marvelous last night on Letterman. The Sinead days are far behind her.
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