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Halle Berry is the sexiest woman alive!

post #1 of 161
10/9/08 at 2:30pm
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According to Esquire. You can read her acceptance speech and see more pics HERE.



While Halle being hot is a no brainer, I do think it is risky that they chose her now. As she writes in her speech, "You couldn't go with the Bond-girl year?" She's a 42-year old mom, and in Hollywood that means you are past your prime. Kudos to Halle. I can only hope to look that good at that age (ack, I just realized it ain't that far away).
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post #2 of 161
10/9/08 at 2:45pm
I admit she does look great in that shot. But her career has certainly been a sinkhole as of late. And as for the ultimate question: Who reads Esquire?
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post #3 of 161
10/9/08 at 2:57pm
Sexy is the exact opposite of what she was in Die Another Day.
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post #4 of 161
10/9/08 at 3:20pm
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
I admit she does look great in that shot. But her career has certainly been a sinkhole as of late. And as for the ultimate question: Who reads Esquire?
Who reads Playboy? Just sayin, you're asking the wrong question here.

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Sexy is the exact opposite of what she was in Die Another Day.
I'll take your word for it. I never saw the film.
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post #5 of 161
10/9/08 at 3:29pm
A good pic, and certainly looking fine for her age. But sexiest woman alive? Are they implying she's nearly dead?

I'm pretty sure even with my minimal experience gloating over sexy people, there are far better choices.

I guess it's always going to be a matter of opinion. Their opinion just happens to be wrong.
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post #6 of 161
10/9/08 at 3:34pm
Other than a few really good shots, like the one posted in the thread, the majority of that shoot makes her look ridiculous. The photographer should be kicked in the stomach.
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post #7 of 161
10/9/08 at 5:11pm
If they removed the esquire-sponsored gear, i'm pretty sure those shots would look less ridiculous.
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post #8 of 161
10/9/08 at 5:54pm
I'm cool with this choice. The bit in Catwoman where a CGI cat breathes magic dust all over her gave me a boner.
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post #9 of 161
10/9/08 at 5:58pm
CGI was invented to create perfect cats to give us boners.
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post #10 of 161
10/9/08 at 6:02pm
I like the picture of Burt on her shirt. Not a fan of Halle for the most part.
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post #11 of 161
10/9/08 at 6:09pm
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Originally Posted by Bees?! View Post
If they removed the esquire-sponsored gear, i'm pretty sure those shots would look less ridiculous.
Probably. Pretty crass wardrobe if you ask me. Esquire stuff aside, she's just posed awkwardly in a couple of shots; either the ninth picture is of her with a tripod coming out of her butt, or she's getting ready to pinch a loaf.

I'm being unfair, though, because she undeniably looks stunning.
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post #12 of 161
10/9/08 at 6:24pm
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Originally Posted by Paul McCartney View Post
I'm cool with this choice. The bit in Catwoman where a CGI cat breathes magic dust all over her gave me a boner.
You think of that instead of her sexy time with Billy Bob in Monsters Ball? How odd....
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post #13 of 161
10/9/08 at 6:26pm
Short hair Halle bad.
Long hair Halle good.

It's that simple.
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post #14 of 161
10/9/08 at 6:28pm
I'd tap that, whether her hair was short, long, or none at all.
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post #15 of 161
10/9/08 at 6:31pm
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Originally Posted by Gaybe Sapien View Post
CGI was invented to create perfect cats to give us boners.
Perfection. Sigged.
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post #16 of 161
10/9/08 at 6:46pm
Cool. Now who's the sexiest woman alive from my generation?
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post #17 of 161
10/9/08 at 6:54pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
She's a 42-year old mom, and in Hollywood that means you are past your prime.
Pregnancy was great for her in the boob department. Not that she was flat prior, but now? "Can you make me feeeel goooood?" You don't have to ask me twice.

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post #18 of 161
10/9/08 at 6:54pm
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Originally Posted by Scott
Cool. Now who's the sexiest woman alive from my generation?
Dakota Fanning.
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post #19 of 161
10/9/08 at 6:58pm
I'm amazed they didn't go with Sarah Palin.
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post #20 of 161
10/9/08 at 6:58pm
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Dakota Fanning.
Her official title is "Charlotte's Web Temptress Dakota Fanning"
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post #21 of 161
10/9/08 at 7:00pm
Dakota Fanning is scary (but cool). My inner perv says Abigail Breslin will probably become a babe at some point.
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post #22 of 161
10/9/08 at 7:02pm
I feel partially responsible for how creepy this thread has quickly become.
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post #23 of 161
10/9/08 at 7:03pm
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I'm amazed they didn't go with Sarah Palin.
The country is too weak from hunger to survive the vomiting that would ensue.
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post #24 of 161
10/9/08 at 7:20pm
you also have to bear something in mind, because of our less physically stressful lifestlyles...better understadning dieting(I speak for those that make a effort to do so..not the bovine populace of the united states), and perferial body care...Female beauty
(which is based on softness to counteract a males beauty of rigidness)can probably last(with some effort)into one's 50's(look at Raquel Welch...she has amazing genetics)....After that, a woman's skin just doesn't have eltasticty anymore and her body to begins to "droop"...

Men's beauty/vanity can usally last until somewhere into the 60's..after that they start to lose too much muscle mass and start developing "fraility"...

But, personally, if I am getting into my 60's, 70's, 80's...
I hope that I won't be obsessing about sex anymore...
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post #25 of 161
10/9/08 at 7:26pm
So I guess you didn't buy that proper formatting book that we told you about in your Superman script thread.
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post #26 of 161
10/9/08 at 7:52pm
<grabs balls> how's that for formatting?
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post #27 of 161
10/9/08 at 8:08pm
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<grabs balls> how's that for formatting?
Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the next Hollywood movie mogul.
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post #28 of 161
10/9/08 at 8:16pm
I'll sue all you motherfuckers...I'll make sure your kids are turning tricks on the corner(believe or not I have heard someone say this in real life)..
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post #29 of 161
10/9/08 at 8:26pm
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(believe or not I have heard someone say this in Real Life, the gritty crime drama I wrote)..
rdrr
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post #30 of 161
10/9/08 at 8:43pm
See, Halle is hot (I think she's hotter with short hair, but I'm a straight woman. What do I know?), but I'm depressed that she's being written off at the ripe old age of 42. 42! I'm there in like ... 12 years.

Age shouldn't be applied to hotness. Angelina Jolie looks like Halle's older, crankier sister, and she's 10 years younger.
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post #31 of 161
10/9/08 at 8:49pm
She's extremely hot, but there's much better out there. If anything, Halle Berry is the sexiest woman alive that also happens to have a publicist who has a good relationship with Esquire.
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post #32 of 161
10/10/08 at 10:50am
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<grabs balls> how's that for formatting?
Now THAT'S sig-worthy.
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post #33 of 161
10/10/08 at 11:04am
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Originally Posted by PMR View Post
Short hair Halle bad.
Long hair Halle good.

It's that simple.
That pretty much goes for women in general. I can't think of any woman who, though she may have looked good with short hair, didn't look better with long hair.

I tell my wife that everytime she gets the "woman's prerogative" to go short. Then she always hates it.
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post #34 of 161
10/10/08 at 11:15am
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Originally Posted by flindip View Post
you also have to bear something in mind, because of our less physically stressful lifestlyles...better understadning dieting(I speak for those that make a effort to do so..not the bovine populace of the united states), and perferial body care...Female beauty
(which is based on softness to counteract a males beauty of rigidness)can probably last(with some effort)into one's 50's(look at Raquel Welch...she has amazing genetics)....After that, a woman's skin just doesn't have eltasticty anymore and her body to begins to "droop"...

Men's beauty/vanity can usally last until somewhere into the 60's..after that they start to lose too much muscle mass and start developing "fraility"...

But, personally, if I am getting into my 60's, 70's, 80's...
I hope that I won't be obsessing about sex anymore...
Ellipses and brackets? My god, it's AICN brought to life and given a CHUD account.
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post #35 of 161
10/10/08 at 11:29am
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Originally Posted by Boogen View Post
That pretty much goes for women in general. I can't think of any woman who, though she may have looked good with short hair, didn't look better with long hair.

I tell my wife that everytime she gets the "woman's prerogative" to go short. Then she always hates it.
Shannyn Sossamon disagrees!
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post #36 of 161
10/10/08 at 12:04pm
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Originally Posted by Ryan S~ View Post
Ellipses and brackets? My god, it's AICN brought to life and given a CHUD account.
unnecessary, redundant, self-serving commentary; my god, its a douchebag with a mouth, a pulse, and a keyboard come to life
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post #37 of 161
10/10/08 at 12:07pm
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Originally Posted by Gaybe Sapien View Post
Shannyn Sossamon disagrees!
yeah I agree with that Gay(be), she looked great with shorter hair. Doesn't mean I wouldn't screw her brains out until she gave me an illigitimate kid with a fucked up name if she stuck with the long however..
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post #38 of 161
10/10/08 at 12:10pm
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Originally Posted by flindip View Post
unnecessary, redundant, self-serving commentary; my god, its a douchebag with a mouth, a pulse, and a keyboard come to life
You can't say it was undeserved. I mean, read that post for yourself, it looks like it was written by a 12 year old. I find it odd that someone who wants to write screenplays doesn't give two fucks about grammar or punctuation, or the impression that they are giving other people who read their posts.

The funniest thing is, you're now insulting a guy who actually works in the industry for a living and probably could have given you some pointers if you didn't act like a jackass.
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post #39 of 161
10/10/08 at 12:16pm
because we are on a message board...which I leisurely write on without really worrying about grammar or spelling...

I have already stated this before; and I am not going to repeat myself again...

If I was handing in a professional piece of work to be read, you would absolutley have a point..but blogs, and messageboards mean nothing to me..

by the by, how is a sound editor going to give me pointers on scriptwriting? Especially when he started with the smartass remark(which I was not offended on mind you...I found it quite humorous)...but I am sure he can take what he dishes out..no?
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post #40 of 161
10/10/08 at 12:17pm
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but blogs, and messageboards mean nothing to me..
Then don't post here.
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post #41 of 161
10/10/08 at 12:28pm
Here's the thing, flindip. When communicating ideas to others, no matter the means, it's always best to be as clear, concise, and neat as possible. It makes it easier for others to understand your ideas. Whether this is enunciating properly on the phone or using proper punctuation on a message board, it's all about communicating. If what you're saying is worth hearing, than it's worth saying clearly. If you don't really care if people read what you write or not, than it's probably not worth saying.

If you CAN'T communicate clearly, it's worth it to take the time and learn how. If you can, than why wouldn't you? It's honestly not a lot of effort to move your pinky over to the shift key every time you start a sentence.
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post #42 of 161
10/10/08 at 12:32pm
maybe I will, maybe I won't...but what does that matter to you? If my posts are so horrible than don't read them...put me on ignore and I saved you the trouble..


You show me one post, where I have initiated or joined into a conversation where I have slighted or been obnoxious to someone(I am not speaking retalitory)...I only have like 50 something posts..shouldn't be hard to find if it exists..

Ya know who I can say was obnoxious and judgemental on my first post to this message board...

Oh yeah, speak of the devil, that would be you...
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post #43 of 161
10/10/08 at 12:34pm
Well, I tried, at least.
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post #44 of 161
10/10/08 at 12:35pm
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Originally Posted by flindip View Post
Ya know who I can say was obnoxious and judgemental on my first post to this message board...

Oh yeah, speak of the devil, that would be you...
WHOAAAAAAAA

SICK BURN BRO
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post #45 of 161
10/10/08 at 12:36pm
It's easy to be judgmental of someone who writes the way you do. And you will be on my ignore list soon enough, I'm sure of that.
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post #46 of 161
10/10/08 at 12:37pm
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
Here's the thing, flindip. When communicating ideas to others, no matter the means, it's always best to be as clear, concise, and neat as possible. It makes it easier for others to understand your ideas. Whether this is enunciating properly on the phone or using proper punctuation on a message board, it's all about communicating. If what you're saying is worth hearing, than it's worth saying clearly. If you don't really care if people read what you write or not, than it's probably not worth saying.

If you CAN'T communicate clearly, it's worth it to take the time and learn how. If you can, than why wouldn't you? It's honestly not a lot of effort to move your pinky over to the shift key every time you start a sentence.
See, this post is curteous and non-confrontational and I appreciate the willingness to have a meaningful exchange. Ya know, if its going to make it easier for you to read Rip and its a big deal...I'll start to make a concious effort to write more legiabley.
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post #47 of 161
10/10/08 at 12:39pm
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Originally Posted by InTheShadows View Post
It's easy to be judgmental of someone who writes the way you do. And you will be on my ignore list soon enough, I'm sure of that.
fair enough, I have no ill will towards you but it may be best for both of us...
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post #48 of 161
10/10/08 at 6:24pm
Back to our regularly scheduled program.

From her older (and sexier) Esquire shoot:

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post #49 of 161
10/10/08 at 9:58pm
very nice
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post #50 of 161
10/10/08 at 10:22pm
Her personality sucks out all the sexiness.
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