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post #151 of 181
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello View Post
While it's pretty easy to identify hipsters in NYC (so many aren't from around here, and are trying in vain to fit in and be cool), this should end the thread.

Picture from a hipster club in San Francisco that I took earlier this year-

What were you doing there? You Hipster! Or Scenester. Or fag. Whatever.
post #152 of 181
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Originally Posted by Alex Augustine View Post
Also the word hipster hits my ears like "fag" or "nigger". It says more about the person saying it than the one being described. Instead try using "scenester". You won't sound so out of touch. My posts are not directed at anyone in particular FYI.
Jesus, it hasn't come THAT far. Come on.
post #153 of 181
That guy in the white pants has no balls, literally. The girl he's trying to dance with just looks like she's trying to get away.
post #154 of 181
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Originally Posted by jay f View Post
What were you doing there? You Hipster! Or Scenester. Or fag. Whatever.
Check the blog at that link... I was dragged there unawares by San Franciscans. Didn't know what I was getting into.

Here's another pic I took of the crowd. I felt compelled to document this strange tribe.

post #155 of 181
Alex is totally a hipster. We ducked out of dinner to chainsmoke and be cool.
post #156 of 181
You know, aside from the occasional shitty attitude, the only thing that really irks me about hipster-types are the fucking insanely tight clothes. Maybe it's the crotchety old man coming out in me as I tack on the years (though I'm only 27). It's about as ridiculous as some asshole wearing pants 10 sizes too big, holding them up all day as he walks around.

Staying "fashionable" is one thing, but when you're going so, so far out of your way to look like you "don't give a shit," it's hilarious. And quite annoying.
post #157 of 181
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello View Post

Guy on the far left: zombster?
post #158 of 181
How can you guys afford to chain smoke in NYC, isn't a pack $25 or something?
post #159 of 181
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Originally Posted by jay f View Post
How can you guys afford to chain smoke in NYC, isn't a pack $25 or something?
Do what I do and drive to PA. You'll still save money despite the gas.
post #160 of 181
That's why I quit. OR DID I QUIT TO BE IRONIC?
post #161 of 181
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Originally Posted by Abbott & Prospero View Post
Guy on the far left: zombster?
Ahaahaa. Nice.
post #162 of 181
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Originally Posted by joeypants View Post
You know, aside from the occasional shitty attitude, the only thing that really irks me about hipster-types are the fucking insanely tight clothes. Maybe it's the crotchety old man coming out in me as I tack on the years (though I'm only 27). It's about as ridiculous as some asshole wearing pants 10 sizes too big, holding them up all day as he walks around.
I did the insanely baggy jeans thing until about two years ago. It took me a few years of looking like an idiot to realize that I shouldn't try to wear jeans like the rappers I listened to.
post #163 of 181
You know what I hate about hipsters? All the young fuckable women.
post #164 of 181
There seems to be way more men in those pics than women, which is surprising because I thought women liked having gay friends.
post #165 of 181
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Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte View Post
You know what I hate about hipsters? All the young fuckable women.
Or all the hipster dicks already in them?
post #166 of 181
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Originally Posted by Russ Fischer View Post
Or all the hipster dicks already in them?
Unwashed hipster dicks in unwashed women, no less.
post #167 of 181
How do hipsters mate? Seems like it would be difficult to get those pants off if you've got a boner in them. Do you have to just cut them off?
post #168 of 181


I don't see how this is possible. Do women find that attractive?
post #169 of 181
NO.
post #170 of 181
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Originally Posted by Alex Augustine View Post
Also the word hipster hits my ears like "fag" or "nigger".
ahahahahaha
post #171 of 181
It will be a new Civil Rights Movement!
post #172 of 181
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Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte View Post
You can spot me in some of those, so I don't know how secret it is.
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Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte View Post
You know what I hate about hipsters? All the young fuckable women.
Kudos for going out there and bagging their women.
post #173 of 181
Q: Why do people wear certain kinds of clothes and adapt to a social code?
A: To have sex. (also acceptable: to fit in)

Hipsters are just like goth or punk kids, or whoever wears a uniform to fit in with their crowd.
post #174 of 181
So how tight are your pants when you try to pick up hipster chicks?
post #175 of 181
I wear movie nerd T-shirts (like the Def Leopard/De Palma shirt) and baggy pants. I do wear Adidas. But everyone who knows me will tell you, I am nowhere close to being a hipster.
post #176 of 181
I'm having visions of Jacob Elinsky.
post #177 of 181


Dre at a Hipster Club.
post #178 of 181
I'm so hot I wanna do me. Wait I did. In Happiness.
post #179 of 181
I just hope you didn't shart.
post #180 of 181
I've been called hipster twice already. Once by a friend, once by a cousin. I thought I was much too geeky to be labeled as such, but there ya go. So when does the CHUD hate start coming my way?

On the plus side, I think this means that I should be getting some solid strange soon.
post #181 of 181
Attitude has always been what defines a social group. Clothing and music taste follow on after that.
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