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Father names baby "Sarah McCain Palin"

post #1 of 12
10/15/08 at 1:49pm
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Without the mother's consent of course ...

http://www.tricities.com/tri/news/lo..._ticket/15054/

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But Sarah McCain Palin is not the name Ciptak and his wife, Layla, originally agreed upon.
“I sort of secretively went behind her back and changed the paperwork,” Ciptak said.

Ava Grace was the name originally chosen by the couple.

Fueled by his new idea, Ciptak caused a distraction and some confusion at the hospital by using two separate birth certificate forms.

“With the stress of everything going on, she, I guess, didn’t realize that a new form was printed with my handwriting because my handwriting is very noticeable, very unique,” he said of his wife.

Ciptak said he had no regrets at the time.

“The very next day, though, I did feel bad, my conscience set in,” he said.

Although the stroke of conscience failed to override his decision, he did admit to one concession.
“I was actually gonna name the baby John McCain, even as the girl, but I thought that was maybe too overboard,” he said. “I decided to actually name her Sarah McCain Palin, figuring hopefully I would get two weeks in the doghouse rather than two months.”
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post #2 of 12
10/15/08 at 1:59pm
Five bucks says this poor child grows up to be a psychotic murderess.
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post #3 of 12
10/15/08 at 2:01pm
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I'm just really curious to see an interview with the mother.
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post #4 of 12
10/15/08 at 2:01pm
That's a first - a loser from day 1. Poor kid. When the college kids on the lawn are in the crosshairs, she'll honestly say it wasn't her fault.
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post #5 of 12
10/15/08 at 2:19pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Five bucks says this poor child grows up to be a psychotic murderess.
Or, at the very least, "working the pole" under her "professional name" of Track, or Bristol, or maybe Willow. Piper, perhaps? Trig?
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post #6 of 12
10/15/08 at 2:21pm
This girl is going to get more dick than Madonna circa' 1993.
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post #7 of 12
10/15/08 at 2:22pm
Well, it sounds nicer than "Hillary Granola Traitor".
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post #8 of 12
10/15/08 at 2:52pm
"I would have named her John"

There's no limit to being a douche and a retard. I smell divorce.
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post #9 of 12
10/15/08 at 2:56pm
Worst. Dad. Ever.
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post #10 of 12
10/15/08 at 4:21pm
There are easier ways to ensure your daughter becomes a lifelong democrat.

Actually, maybe not.
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post #11 of 12
10/15/08 at 4:40pm
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This is hilarious. The same people that are all up in arms over what this man decided to name his kid are the same liberals that don’t think anyone is fit to decide what is right for anyone else. They like to talk about freedom and everyone’s ability to live their lives as each individual sees fit, but throw something like this out there and look out. They are happy that a woman can take the life of a child, but if the father has a sense of humor, they can’t stand it. Everyone just chill.
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post #12 of 12
10/15/08 at 4:45pm
I wouldn't even name a chihuahua "Sarah McCain Palin", as much as I hate those critters.
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