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post #1 of 182
10/20/08 at 4:12pm
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He's been banned. You cannot have two identities on this board. We found another login that seems to be using the same IP address as Fabfunk - if you're not another one of his accounts and you know that you're on a network with him somehow, contact me. Otherwise you're getting nuked as well.
post #2 of 182
10/20/08 at 4:15pm
Hey Devin: May I suggest changing the title of this particular thread so that it's not an exact duplicate of the other one? People that have tried to access the other one and been denied might not even click on this new one.
post #3 of 182
10/20/08 at 4:17pm
He did show a lot of restrain not posting in the sex forum as often as before. I was pretty sure it was him (Kabong's famous draft wrap-ups were the same as Fabfunk's wannabee movie reports.), but I'm glad others caught it as well.
post #4 of 182
10/20/08 at 4:17pm
He was playing nice. I don't really see the fuzz about it.
post #5 of 182
10/20/08 at 4:18pm
Way to go, Devin!
Now who's going to update the Sequel-Mania thread?!
post #6 of 182
10/20/08 at 4:18pm
Wow. All the shit we've suffered from fabfunk/KABONG...and it's a multiple IP violation that takes him down.

....it's like Al Capone getting busted for tax evasion.
post #7 of 182
10/20/08 at 4:21pm
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Originally Posted by devincf View Post
We found another login that seems to be using the same IP address as Fabfunk - if you're not another one of his accounts and you know that you're on a network with him somehow, contact me. Otherwise you're getting nuked as well.
Fabfunk: He could be YOU.
post #8 of 182
10/20/08 at 4:36pm
Thread title sounds like a Hanna-Barbera cartoon.
post #9 of 182
10/20/08 at 4:37pm
What was his deal anyway? I'm an infrequent lurker.
post #10 of 182
10/20/08 at 4:41pm
You mean you're a Fabfunk virgin? Do you know how rare that is?
post #11 of 182
10/20/08 at 4:43pm
I'm a Fabfunk virgin. Was he a special breed of asshole?
post #12 of 182
10/20/08 at 4:48pm
What if they're the same but Kabong wasn't even aware of fabfunk's existance? Like that new hit show My Own Worst Enemy starring Christian Slater?
post #13 of 182
10/20/08 at 4:50pm
Fabfunk like the drunk guy from the podcasts?
post #14 of 182
10/20/08 at 4:51pm
http://www.chud.com/forum/search.php?searchid=1862467
post #15 of 182
10/20/08 at 4:51pm
Shucks. Liked them both so much.
post #16 of 182
10/20/08 at 4:53pm
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Originally Posted by Justin Clark View Post
Oh my.
post #17 of 182
10/20/08 at 4:54pm
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Originally Posted by Justin Clark View Post
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kabong actually responds to Fabfunk's thread in that first one!
post #18 of 182
10/20/08 at 4:54pm
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti View Post
What if they're the same but Kabong wasn't even aware of fabfunk's existance? Like that new hit show My Own Worst Enemy starring Christian Slater?
Fabfunk was a viral marketing ploy? Jesus, what's wrong with the ad department at NBC?
post #19 of 182
10/20/08 at 4:57pm
Anyone want to share their favorite fabfunk memories?
I liked when he announced that he was leaving. Then the next day kafab revealed that 'leaving' meant he wouldn't be posting as much as he normally did. I think KABONG might have been born around that time.
post #20 of 182
10/20/08 at 4:57pm
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Originally Posted by Sonic Boom View Post
I'm a Fabfunk virgin. Was he a special breed of asshole?
I never paid any attention to him, either. I did scratch my head when he put together that Cronenberg interview for AICN, though.
post #21 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:00pm
I think, while not my favorite, one of his greatest hits when he claimed he had a Ben Foster Kung Fu explosion on some Jewish dude after A History Of Violence.

By the way, someone find Brad Millette. Of all people, he deserves to know.
post #22 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:06pm
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Originally Posted by wadew1 View Post
Anyone want to share their favorite fabfunk memories?
I liked the time he sent me this angry PM after I dropped hints about his duel personality on the boards-
"You're a child with nothing to offer this board. It's really, really pathetic, and I'm pretty sure most of the posters here know that. Get on the warpath you passive aggressive motherfucker. I wanna taste your hate!"

Scientists are still trying to determne the meaning behind those last two lines.
post #23 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:08pm
Sounds like a Nickleback song.
post #24 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:10pm
post #25 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:11pm
Three pages by dinner time.
post #26 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:11pm
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Originally Posted by Keith F View Post
Sounds like a Nickleback song.
Heh. Fabfunk makes Nickleback sounds like nothing. That's how shitty he was.
post #27 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:12pm
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Originally Posted by Justin Clark View Post
Wow. All the shit we've suffered from fabfunk/KABONG...and it's a multiple IP violation that takes him down.

....it's like Al Capone getting busted for tax evasion.
That was a funny shit to read.

Justin, you know some idiot is going to resurrect some of those threads. It is Kurtz kind of threat.
post #28 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:12pm
As sad as it may sound, I remember when he first joined. I think he came from the boards at Rotten Tomatoes and posted a ton of flick pictures. Like, "Here are my top 10 favorite movies" and then a picture for each. I lost a little track when he burrowed into the Sex forums. He did go far. He got Cronenberg's attention. He had an insane arc.

A patriot.
post #29 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:16pm
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Originally Posted by Misfit View Post
Thread title sounds like a Hanna-Barbera cartoon.
I would so totally watch that.
post #30 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:19pm
I doubt there are any hard feelings.
Everyone on the board is probably still invited to his makeout party.
post #31 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:19pm
He also succeeded in making Devin super uncomfortable in real life.
post #32 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:22pm
I don't like these negative threads usually, but my favorite Fabfunk moment was very exciting!

Dateline 200x Fabfunk sees The History of Violence at a theater, and while walking out of the theater after the movie, sees a jewish gentleman (who was in his screening) in the arcade playing a shoot-em-up game. FF approaches this guy and tells him that playing the shoot em up was very distasteful given the movie he just saw. Fast forward a few minutes later in the parking lot and Fabfunk delivers the beating of a lifetime to this guy while his friend stands by and watches! "Don't fuck with Cronenberg!" Was what FF said!

Men want to be him and women want to be with him!
post #33 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:22pm
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Originally Posted by wadew1 View Post
I doubt there are any hard feelings.
Everyone on the board is probably still invited to his makeout party.
Definitely Attending (2):

Kabong
Fabfunk

Maybe Attending (no replies yet):


Not Attending (no replies yet):
post #34 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:25pm
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Originally Posted by Hans Gruber's EYE CONDITION! View Post

Men want to be him and dead women want to be with him!
Ffunk'd.
post #35 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:25pm
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Originally Posted by Greg Clark View Post
He also succeeded in making Devin super uncomfortable in real life.
He stalked Devin? When was this?
post #36 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:26pm
No, that's ridiculous. He never stalked Devin.

He stalked Devin's sister.
post #37 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:28pm
I remember Fabfunk's custom user text was "Needs More Torque".

Not sure why I remember that, always amused me though.
post #38 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:29pm
Argh. His myspace page explains a lot.

Now i'm the stalker. His influence lives on.
post #39 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:33pm
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He stalked Devin? When was this?
I think Greg Clark was talking about the lulzy 'Uncomfortable Devin'/fabfunk photo.
post #40 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:34pm
Googling fabfunk brought this urbandictionary entry:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fabfunk
post #41 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:37pm
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Originally Posted by Bees?! View Post
He stalked Devin? When was this?
This photo:

post #42 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:38pm
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Originally Posted by BobClark View Post
No, that's ridiculous. He never stalked Devin.

He stalked Devin's sister.
That thread contains an early Litmus photoshop masterwork.
post #43 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:39pm
It takes a special kind of man to pull off that stache.
post #44 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:40pm
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Originally Posted by Tyler Ueland View Post
Googling fabfunk brought this urbandictionary entry:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fabfunk
That's awesome.


Now that Fabfunk has been outed, who's next? Gruber?
post #45 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:41pm
post #46 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:42pm
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Originally Posted by myk View Post
It takes a special kind of man to pull off that stache.
And that man is decomposing in fabfunk's crawlspace.
post #47 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:43pm
God I love that picture. Devin's eyes just scream "eeeeeeeeeeeEEEEWWWW!"
post #48 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:44pm
I remember Fabfunk sending me 20 facebook friend request... oh the pain. How many time do you have to tell someone to fuck off?
post #49 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:52pm
What if there are more of them running around the boards? What if Kabong was only the beginning?

Now, I know that I'm not fabfunk, and I know that at least one of you isn't fabfunk, or I'd be dead by now. Quickly, to the IP testing facility!
post #50 of 182
10/20/08 at 5:54pm
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post
That's awesome.


Now that Fabfunk has been outed, who's next? Gruber?
duke fleed?

*prays*
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