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post #151 of 182
10/21/08 at 7:03pm
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Originally Posted by Greg Clark View Post
There was a time when nary a week would go by without ol' Gabe posting a thread lamenting the passing of some porn legend. After a (way too detailed) obituary, the post would be concluded with naked pictures of dead pornstar, and sometimes links to their most memorable money shot videos. For some reason, the rest of the sane world found it kinda....weird to jerk off to a dead pornstar.
While it is kind of odd, and I'm sure the guy was a big sack of creepy, what you describe is not really the same thing as professing an interest in fucking actual corpses. It's not like no one has ever, say, rubbed one out to Marilyn Monroe since 1962, is it? Who knows, maybe they haven't.

Edit after Highway 61's post: never mind then.
post #152 of 182
10/21/08 at 7:07pm
I'm going to come out of my part-time lurker status to remind people that fabfunk did indeed post a thread in the sex forum with pictures of actual corpses, or at least, staged corpses.
post #153 of 182
10/21/08 at 8:35pm
Haha!

Tip off: I found out that porn star Hailey Paige was dead thanks to the Kabong persona in the "favorite porn stars" thread. But it was a passing mention compared to the intricate vigils he had for past porn star corpses.

My mind is actually blown by this because I had no idea that they were the same person. Kabong seemed more measured and restrained compared to Fabfunk.
post #154 of 182
10/22/08 at 8:45am
Sure was irritating in those draft wrap-ups though.
post #155 of 182
10/22/08 at 9:25am
I recall KABONG hassling me big-time for mocking fabby. All makes sense now. What a sad little man.
post #156 of 182
10/22/08 at 9:52am
post #157 of 182
10/22/08 at 9:59am
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Originally Posted by InTheShadows View Post
Fabfunk's weirdness extends to music
Litmus should do his requiem with this data and certain Bret Easton Ellis' work.

as an homage for Fab I used Olive font since I like the meta threads.
post #158 of 182
10/22/08 at 11:27am
This is what comes up when you run a search for Fabfunkian in Google Image Search. Do I need to say it's NSFW?
post #159 of 182
10/22/08 at 11:30am
Psst - Eileen! C'mere...

My friend Andrew Jackson wants to know if you'd be interested in closing this goddamn thread already...

post #160 of 182
10/22/08 at 11:34am
That's an OSAMA bill. Unamerican!!!!
post #161 of 182
10/22/08 at 11:53am
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Psst - Eileen! C'mere...

My friend Andrew Jackson wants to know if you'd be interested in closing this goddamn thread already...
I concur.
post #162 of 182
10/22/08 at 12:01pm
The thread can be closed....



Now.
post #163 of 182
10/22/08 at 12:08pm
Is there something wrong with that girl's hand?
post #164 of 182
10/22/08 at 12:12pm
how on earth do you people keep finding these photos of him?
post #165 of 182
10/22/08 at 12:13pm
The question is WHY on earth...
post #166 of 182
10/22/08 at 12:22pm
i guess so, but still. how? you know he's just going to really enjoy all the attention.

would be better to just try and set him up on a date with chris hanson.
post #167 of 182
10/22/08 at 12:27pm
I think InTheShadows might just be another FabFunk login using some super router-I.P. cloaking software.
post #168 of 182
10/22/08 at 12:30pm
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Originally Posted by Rob View Post
Is there something wrong with that girl's hand?
Obvious answer: rigor mortis.
post #169 of 182
10/22/08 at 12:42pm
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Originally Posted by jay f View Post
I think InTheShadows might just be another FabFunk login using some super router-I.P. cloaking software.
I don't think Fab and Kabong combined averaged 15 posts a day.

Eileen:

post #170 of 182
10/22/08 at 12:44pm
I dunno, Phil. Check out his recent posts. I'm not saying he is Fabfunk, but I'm not saying he isn't either.
*lights torch, gathers angry mob*
post #171 of 182
10/22/08 at 12:50pm
Yeah, but fabfunk rarely (if ever) posted in the politics forum. In The Shadows does....I think he (Shadows) is just a douche of a different color.
post #172 of 182
10/22/08 at 12:53pm
For new Fab/Kab identities, i'd look at DanInRealLife. Don't ask me why. It's a hunch.
post #173 of 182
10/22/08 at 1:01pm
Kill 'em all. It's better that way.

Can we end this thread. Kabong/Fabfunk is an attention whore. I'd rather we not keep feeding this douche.
post #174 of 182
10/22/08 at 1:18pm
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Originally Posted by themykra View Post
how on earth do you people keep finding these photos of him?
Myspace. You've heard of it?

Anyway, I'm not Fabfunk. I'm a student at Rutgers who's taking a semester off because his Grandmother is sick and stuck at the house, so someone has to keep an eye on things. So mostly, I'm just bored.

You guys are underestimating the overall doucheness of most people who grow up in this State.
post #175 of 182
10/22/08 at 1:41pm
I hate feeding this evil beast, but I must demand someone to photoshop fabfunk in a Luigi outfit.
post #176 of 182
10/22/08 at 1:48pm
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Originally Posted by InTheShadows View Post
Myspace. You've heard of it?
yes, but i still don't see why you would go in search of those photos.
anyway, this is all pointless. fabfunk is a weird person. end of. the name alone generates like 16000 results into google, surly we're just adding to it.

and yes i know by saying that i am adding to it, but still.

i also propose we call him fabfuck from now on.
post #177 of 182
10/22/08 at 2:00pm
I also propose that you use capital letters when you write.
post #178 of 182
10/22/08 at 2:16pm
So, did Cronenberg actually make respond to his antics or something? Or is the "creeped Cronenberg out" thing just a humorous extension of the truth?
post #179 of 182
10/22/08 at 2:29pm
www.aintitcool.com/?q=node/32917

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AMY TAUBIN: I found a piece that someone had posted on Ain't It Cool News about having seen a preview of [Eastern Promises].


DAVID CRONENBERG: Was it the guy who was obsessed with Viggo's balls?

AT: I don't know if I performed an act of repression, but I don't remember seeing his balls.

DC: You do see them. It's just that they go by rather quickly.

AT: Right. I meant I didn't notice them in particular.

DC: It wasn't like there was a close-up of them. But this guy was obsessed. He even wrote "big hairy balls." Well, that's one way of looking at it. They're definitely there, as you would imagine, but it's only if you're looking for them that that's what you see. Because mostly he's shot in full figure. So when people decide to run the DVD frame by frame, they are going to see everything at one point or another. Of course, a lot of the time it's going to be slightly blurred because he's in motion
post #180 of 182
10/22/08 at 2:34pm
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Originally Posted by Whirlybird View Post
DC: It wasn't like there was a close-up of them. But this guy was obsessed. He even wrote "big hairy balls." Well, that's one way of looking at it. They're definitely there, as you would imagine, but it's only if you're looking for them that that's what you see. Because mostly he's shot in full figure. So when people decide to run the DVD frame by frame, they are going to see everything at one point or another. Of course, a lot of the time it's going to be slightly blurred because he's in motion
Big, hairy, and blurry? Sounds like Viggo's balls took a cue from Sasquatch.
post #181 of 182
10/22/08 at 2:37pm
post #182 of 182
10/22/08 at 2:39pm
While I agree with Phil and Dre, that Cronenberg interview still kills me.
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