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post #51 of 182
Duke Fleed must be sweating bullets right now.

EDIT: Beaten.
post #52 of 182
We could all be sleeper Fabfunks just waiting for the sig --

Anyone got pics of dead hookers?
post #53 of 182
Litmus' poster in the Devin's-sister thread is wonderful.
post #54 of 182
I had no idea that Kabong was Fabfunk. He really pulled off the subterfuge.

P.S. I liked them both.

But hey how about that Fabfunk huh, what a fucking weirdo, right? SO LONG FUCKER!
post #55 of 182
People are just finding this out now? That Kabong is Fabfunk?
post #56 of 182
Hans Gruber's EYE CONDITION!, can your signature get any more huge?
post #57 of 182
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
We could all be sleeper Fabfunks just waiting for the sig --

Anyone got pics of dead hookers?
No, but female squirting. What's that all about huh?
post #58 of 182
Where were you when Fabfunk needed you the most, McCartney??
Eh??
He could have used you at that NYC makeout party, but you didn't show.
SOME FRIEND YOU ARE.
post #59 of 182
I hope Gruber and McCartney aren't the same. I like McCartney's Bond thread shit.
post #60 of 182
I've read a lot of Gruber posts, and there's never been a hint of McCartney's encyclopedic BOND knowledge. They're two unique individuals.
post #61 of 182
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Originally Posted by wadew1 View Post
Where were you when Fabfunk needed you the most, McCartney??
Eh??
I stood up for him during his darkest days, and all I got to show for it was a flood of NEG REP. I felt like Dustin Hoffman at the end of Straw Dogs, only this time the creepy paedophile is a scab-ridden Latino!

Actually, that neg rep bonanza might have been from the time I offered support to swedish miyagi.
post #62 of 182
I feel left out. Everyone seems to have multiple personalities.
post #63 of 182
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Originally Posted by Brendan View Post
People are just finding this out now? That Kabong is Fabfunk?
Yes. Fabfunk persona minus the posting at sex thread isn't that notorious.

are you talking about this pic?

post #64 of 182
The one and only
post #65 of 182
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Originally Posted by wadew1 View Post
I've read a lot of Gruber posts, and there's never been a hint of McCartney's encyclopedic BOND knowledge. They're two unique individuals.
McCartney still deserves to be banned for general shittiness, though.
post #66 of 182
McCartney's sig line deserves him a banning. Not as bad as before, but still fucking annoying.

As for Fabfunk, I can't wait to make fun of him at the Exhumed Films 24 Hour Horror-thon. Maybe I'll make a T-Shirt with that poster on it. Just for you, Fabfunk!
post #67 of 182
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Originally Posted by Slater View Post
McCartney still deserves to be banned for general shittiness, though.
Under that rule a good 90% of this board would be banned. Myself probably included.
post #68 of 182
Good.
post #69 of 182


Awesome.
post #70 of 182
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Originally Posted by InTheShadows View Post
McCartney's sig line deserves him a banning. Not as bad as before, but still fucking annoying.
Hans Gruber's EYE CONDITION! took upon him to make one as annoying as McCartney's old one. You know... the GRUBER that got banned before?
post #71 of 182
I'm just glad McCartney has got rid of that idiotic Joker one. Dear god, did I hate that.
post #72 of 182
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Originally Posted by Chris Miller View Post
Under that rule a good 90% of this board would be banned. Myself probably included.
Yourself definitely included.
post #73 of 182
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Originally Posted by Feral Akodon View Post
Yes. Fabfunk persona minus the posting at sex thread isn't that notorious.

are you talking about this pic?

Wow, I forgot I even created that. I seem to remember making an I AM LEGEND teaser poster with Fabfunk standing in a cemetery, flashing us, Warner shield protecting us from his junk, with the tagline being something like, "The Last Man On Earth Is Really Horny." I think that was before the big purge. Not sure if I even have it anymore.
post #74 of 182
post #75 of 182
I never realized Fabfunk and Kabong were the same person. I thought they were two completely different idiots. Maybe if Kabong had spent more time being creepy instead of just full of shit I would have made the connection.
post #76 of 182
Thank you, wadew. Another poster saved from oblivion for my archives!
post #77 of 182
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Originally Posted by S Nabors View Post
I never realized Fabfunk and Kabong were the same person. I thought they were two completely different idiots. Maybe if Kabong had spent more time being creepy instead of just full of shit I would have made the connection.
I had an inkling from his draft recaps, but didn't think anyone would be that fucking retarded.

I have since learned never to underestimate desperate men.
post #78 of 182
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Originally Posted by Slater View Post
Yourself definitely included.
I love it when you talk all sweet Jeremy.
post #79 of 182
Is there any proof fabfunk is Hispanic? I don't believe it without credible evidence.
post #80 of 182
Deal with it, Cap'n. I've had to square with the fact that Michael Jackson's still genetically black for more than a decade. No ethnicity's perfect.
post #81 of 182
so...your saying NOW after all the hours us drafters waited for Kabong to pick he is gone. couldn't have done this a few months ago?
post #82 of 182
That means that the review of "The Road" that made it on the main page and completely slagged the movie was written by Fabfunk.

Hahahaha. Faith in that movie restored.
post #83 of 182
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Originally Posted by BobClark View Post
Get on the warpath you passive aggressive motherfucker. I wanna taste your hate!"[/I]
Bob Clark, I'm sure your hate is not all he wanted to taste.
post #84 of 182
You're Duke Fleed, aren't you?
post #85 of 182
You been here two months, hoss. Simmer.
post #86 of 182
Since April/May, actually. I lost my last computer in July to a virus, around the time when they were doing a lot of work on the forums. When I went to change my password and e-mail, it erased my account because of a bug. You can find old posts by me if you search, but no avatar will be with them.

Edit: Look at the 1st couple pages of the Generation Kill thread.
post #87 of 182
InTheShadows, No one else is Duke Fleed but...me!
post #88 of 182
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Originally Posted by Justin Clark View Post
....it's like Al Capone getting busted for tax evasion.
Or finding the Son of Sam due to a parking violation. Hey man, whatever works.
post #89 of 182
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Originally Posted by Kevin Matchstick View Post
As sad as it may sound, I remember when he first joined. I think he came from the boards at Rotten Tomatoes and posted a ton of flick pictures. Like, "Here are my top 10 favorite movies" and then a picture for each. I lost a little track when he burrowed into the Sex forums. He did go far. He got Cronenberg's attention. He had an insane arc.

A patriot.
I remember that too. It crashed my fucking computer. The hate started there.
post #90 of 182
This move reeks of hipocracy. Devin Faraci and Duke Fleed are the same person and he continues the charade.
post #91 of 182
Why is it so hard for people to believe Fleed is real?
post #92 of 182
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Originally Posted by Parker View Post
Why is it so hard for people to believe Fleed is real?
I may have been converted. He regularly makes (relatively) knowledgable posts in the football threads in the sports forums which means he's either really real or totally comitted to the lie. And that he isn't Devin.
post #93 of 182
He was really nice to me last Winter when I was gonna visit NYC and asked for recommendations. I think it was the first time he posted something that looked like it came from a real-life person.
post #94 of 182
Doesn't it feel weird... knowing he's reading this right now. Probably without pants.
post #95 of 182
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Originally Posted by Ahoatam View Post


Awesome.
I'll raise you with


post #96 of 182
Myk, It is weird that you think I would not wear pants while posting?
post #97 of 182
Well, I guess I'm not getting a Halloween mixed CD now.
post #98 of 182
myk's talking about fabfunk, fleed.
post #99 of 182
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Well, I guess I'm not getting a Halloween mixed CD now.
I don't think I can do a specialized one, but I can send you a copy of the one I'm prepping for RyanC if you want, Dickson.
post #100 of 182
Oh god Dickson, Fabfunk has your address?
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