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the page i looked at

scarred my retinas for life

i am a dead husk




(there. haiku motherfucker!)
post #103 of 117
More like Jay and a Really, Really Fat Guy Strike Back. What's that? I'm four days too late? Ah, hamburgers.
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
When you make Harvey Weinstein look svelte, you know you have a weight problem.
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Kevin, don't lie to me. I need to know the truth. Did you eat my Oscars?
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Kevin, don't lie to me. I need to know the truth. Did you eat my Oscars?
I thought there was chocolate under there.
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I also love that he appears to have had a wardrobe change at the premiere (note Banks in same outfit in both pics). Insert "Smith spilled (unhealthy food) on his goin' out clothes" jab here.
post #108 of 117
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Originally Posted by KidNtheHelmet View Post
"There was chocolate under there."
Fixed!
post #109 of 117
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Originally Posted by Randolph Carter View Post
Live Free or Die Hard has gotten so many bad reviews that i havent bothered to watch the film.

What are you talking about? It garnered many positive reviews and was a efficient, action-packed summer popcorn flick. The only people who didn't like it are the fanboys (Who would have, if it wasn't labeled "Die Hard" :P).
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What are you talking about? It garnered many positive reviews and was a efficient, action-packed summer popcorn flick. The only people who didn't like it are the fanboys (Who would have, if it wasn't labeled "Die Hard" :P).
It was also incredibly stupid (as in dumb, not stoopid).
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What are you talking about? It garnered many positive reviews and was a efficient, action-packed summer popcorn flick. The only people who didn't like it are the fanboys (Who would have, if it wasn't labeled "Die Hard" :P).
Maybe i should check it out, just to see if i can spot that fat fucker.
post #112 of 117
This new Smith movie is kind if a rarity. Normally, when there's a movie couple where one person is pretty older, it's the guy. This time, it's the girl.
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This new Smith movie is kind if a rarity. Normally, when there's a movie couple where one person is pretty older, it's the guy. This time, it's the girl.
Kevin Smith has a movie coming out? What the hell are you talking about? Don't come in here with your high falutin' movie talk when we have three pages of talking about how fat the guy is.

post #114 of 117
Seeing you "normies" (that is what we fat people call you guys) diss Kevin Smith makes me realize that I need to double my weight loss efforts.

Wow, he has even developed the fat guy "HUNCHBACK." Yeah he definately is over 325. Its amazing because his weight in Mallrats would be my goal weight.

I would just spring for a gastric band with all of his money.
post #115 of 117
Didn't know he took up residence in Affleck's old digs. And I want that editing room.

http://www.nightly.net/movies/kevin-...-editing-room/
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Did he quit smoking? I'm assuming so because there were no ashtrays in that editing room. That could explain some of the weight gain, but not all of it.

I would start smoking again.
post #117 of 117
He mentions that he smokes...mostly outside.
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