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post #51 of 117
10/21/08 at 5:51pm
Yeah, more bannings and fat people gossip.

I think his weight gain is kind of astonishing, hence the traffic, but that's no excuse. I can only speak for myself but I tend to read up on a lot of the film interviews after seeing the films, but that's my weird hang up. I'm super-psyched for the new Bond, but I've been staying out of those threads for the same reason. Excited to read the Kaufman interview.
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post #52 of 117
10/21/08 at 6:04pm
I don't want to read the Kaufman interview because I'm so in the dark about the film itself that I don't know if I want to read even mild spoilers about it. I'd like to go in fresh.

And news has been slow. I read them all, but they haven't been things that I could really add anything of value to. Not that I'm adding anything in this thread...
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post #53 of 117
10/21/08 at 6:08pm
I feel like we're still in the lull. The film discussion has always been best around here with films like The Fountain, Children of Men, NCFOM, etc. This being a strike year, we have less of those home run films, and they're coming later. But, I think Synecdoche, Benjamin Button, and a few other will invigorate film discussion around here again.
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post #54 of 117
10/21/08 at 6:37pm
papped!

kevin smith out washing himself
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post #55 of 117
10/21/08 at 6:45pm
Oh my God. I knew Smith was always heavy, but that is ridiculous. I'm surprised he didn't fall through the floor too.

I wonder if his hot wife is still attracted to him.
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post #56 of 117
10/21/08 at 6:47pm
Did he remarry?
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post #57 of 117
10/21/08 at 6:49pm
Dunno, did he divorce his first?
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post #58 of 117
10/21/08 at 6:55pm
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I wonder if his hot wife is still attracted to him.
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti View Post
Did he remarry?


ETA: "I Saw What You Did". As in "I see what you did there."
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post #59 of 117
10/21/08 at 7:02pm
He married William Castle's corpse?
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post #60 of 117
10/21/08 at 7:58pm
Kudos Molt.
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post #61 of 117
10/21/08 at 8:59pm
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Originally Posted by Andrew Eaton View Post
Yeah, I read GQ. What're you gonna do about it? Go fuck yourself.

re nooj: dunno about Esquire tho. Maybe.
Didya see Obama Girl in the new GQ? Hommina hommina hommina!

And no, Rogen hasn't been on the cover of Esquire.
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post #62 of 117
10/21/08 at 11:23pm
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Originally Posted by mr_adam View Post
He should get on the diet Jason Mewes is on, that guy is thin!
He used to be a heroin addict.
Now thats a good way to lose weight.
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post #63 of 117
10/21/08 at 11:35pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
Seth Rogen looks fantastic. I've always thought he was cute; the weight-loss suits him well. I hope Kevin Smith has the same luck & determination.
He certainly has. I hear it's been attributed to his role for the Green Hornet. But he does look great.

Smith on the other hand looks like that guy who put 100 t-shirts on. Jesus.
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post #64 of 117
10/21/08 at 11:35pm
I don't know, it's almost a good thing for us other fat guys to see. It's like when my other fat friend and I are at the mall, and we see a super gigantic dude, we feel bad for him, but we think "hey, we're fat, but we're not that fat"
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post #65 of 117
10/21/08 at 11:35pm
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He used to be a heroin addict.
Now thats a good way to lose weight.
That's true. How many fat heroin addicts are out there? Jerry Garcia not withstanding.
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post #66 of 117
10/21/08 at 11:36pm
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I don't know, it's almost a good thing for us other fat guys to see. It's like when my other fat friend and I are at the mall, we feel bad for him, but we think "hey, we're fat, but we're not that fat"
I understand that. Makes ya feel secure in your position knowing your not that fucking fat to the point that yes your ass does in fact have its own congressman.
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post #67 of 117
10/21/08 at 11:39pm
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That's true. How many fat heroin addicts are out there? Jerry Garcia not withstanding.
Artie Lang would like to have a word with you...
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post #68 of 117
10/21/08 at 11:42pm
Okay, so he deep fries his heroin. Your point?
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post #69 of 117
10/21/08 at 11:50pm
More like... Hogma.

More like... Mallfats.

No? These things seem to require that Moltisanti touch.
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post #70 of 117
10/21/08 at 11:54pm
Perhaps living the purgatory that is my state capital just somehow sharpens the humor. Although it could be worse. It could be Fresno.
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post #71 of 117
10/22/08 at 12:08am
I can't believe this bullshit is getting more views than main page content. Grow up losers. That does it, I'm quitting the boards.

*views indepth Hart Bochner interview*
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post #72 of 117
10/22/08 at 1:43am
Jesus Christ, McCartney, shut the fuck up.
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post #73 of 117
10/22/08 at 2:15am
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Originally Posted by James Kimbell View Post
These things seem to require that Moltisanti touch.
How about....

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Originally Posted by James Kimbell View Post
Tee hee, More like... Hogma.

Tee hee, More like... Mallfats.
Fixed.

Wait...

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Originally Posted by James Kimbell View Post
Tee hee, More like... Hogma.

Tee hee, More like... Mallfats.

DOLPH LUNDGREN!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, that feels to me more like the Moltisanti I know.

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Originally Posted by RathBandu View Post
Jesus Christ, McCartney, shut the fuck up.
Like that's ever worked before?

On the subject of Smith he did look Jabba-esque on the Tonight Show the other night but as somebody pointed out earlier he has no problem losing a fair amount of weight, it's keeping the weight off that he struggles with. So if he can make that work for him then I'll believe it. Until then I can only roll my eyes and go "Here we go again."
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post #74 of 117
10/22/08 at 2:42am
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Originally Posted by Paul McCartney View Post
I can't believe this bullshit is getting more views than main page content. Grow up losers. That does it, I'm quitting the boards.

*views indepth Hart Bochner interview*
Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseoh please.
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post #75 of 117
10/22/08 at 12:33pm
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Originally Posted by Chris Miller View Post
I don't know, it's almost a good thing for us other fat guys to see. It's like when my other fat friend and I are at the mall, and we see a super gigantic dude, we feel bad for him, but we think "hey, we're fat, but we're not that fat"
Whenever I feel crappy about my 5'9'' height, I just think of Tom Cruise and know he's wearing elevator shoes just to be as tall as me.
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post #76 of 117
10/22/08 at 1:11pm
Kingpin.
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post #77 of 117
10/22/08 at 1:58pm
My cousin went to his "An Evening With Kevin Smith" he had a here a couple weeks ago. I remember him saying Kevin had mentioned he had bought a super big screen TV while filming Zack & Miri. He pushed it right up beside his bed and basically never left that spot if he didn't have to. Plus, Seth Rogen had gotten him back into his weed habit apparently so he laid around all the time eating and smoking and watching Dora the Explorer ... oh & watching Live Free or Die Hard to feel like he was "actually in the movie" and being slightly weirded out when he was on screen at the same time.
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post #78 of 117
10/22/08 at 2:08pm
I see what's happening here. He's run out of material for his "Evenings Withs" and stooped as low as he could to have another self-deprecating story to tell.

Most uncool.
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post #79 of 117
10/22/08 at 2:11pm
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Originally Posted by Mr. Freeze View Post
My cousin went to his "An Evening With Kevin Smith" he had a here a couple weeks ago. I remember him saying Kevin had mentioned he had bought a super big screen TV while filming Zack & Miri. He pushed it right up beside his bed and basically never left that spot if he didn't have to. Plus, Seth Rogen had gotten him back into his weed habit apparently so he laid around all the time eating and smoking and watching Dora the Explorer ... oh & watching Live Free or Die Hard to feel like he was "actually in the movie" and being slightly weirded out when he was on screen at the same time.
Let's start a pool on when paramedics have to knock down his wall.
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post #80 of 117
10/22/08 at 2:16pm
Teehee, more like HotDogma.
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post #81 of 117
10/22/08 at 2:28pm
Keekee, more like Jerky Girl.
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post #82 of 117
10/22/08 at 2:31pm
Somebody's been hitting up Red Steak n Shake.

Either that or binging on Mallbrauts.
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post #83 of 117
10/22/08 at 5:02pm
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Originally Posted by Mr. Freeze View Post
My cousin went to his "An Evening With Kevin Smith" he had a here a couple weeks ago. I remember him saying Kevin had mentioned he had bought a super big screen TV while filming Zack & Miri. He pushed it right up beside his bed and basically never left that spot if he didn't have to. Plus, Seth Rogen had gotten him back into his weed habit apparently so he laid around all the time eating and smoking and watching Dora the Explorer ... oh & watching Live Free or Die Hard to feel like he was "actually in the movie" and being slightly weirded out when he was on screen at the same time.
What? Kevin Smith is in Live Free or Die Hard?
*goes to imdb to check*
Yes, apparently he is. Why?
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post #84 of 117
10/22/08 at 9:29pm
i swear IMDB had the director put Kevin Smith in LFDH just so people would burn up their bandwidth checking to see if that was ACTUALLY the fat guy from that mall movie
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post #85 of 117
10/22/08 at 9:57pm
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Originally Posted by Mr. Freeze View Post
My cousin went to his "An Evening With Kevin Smith" he had a here a couple weeks ago. I remember him saying Kevin had mentioned he had bought a super big screen TV while filming Zack & Miri. He pushed it right up beside his bed and basically never left that spot if he didn't have to. Plus, Seth Rogen had gotten him back into his weed habit apparently so he laid around all the time eating and smoking and watching Dora the Explorer ... oh & watching Live Free or Die Hard to feel like he was "actually in the movie" and being slightly weirded out when he was on screen at the same time.
Seeing your morbidly obese father laying in bed all day, toking up and watching cartoons must be an awesome experience for his daughter.

Of course, he named her after a Batman character so she's probably fucked anyway.
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post #86 of 117
10/23/08 at 12:23am
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Originally Posted by Randolph Carter View Post
What? Kevin Smith is in Live Free or Die Hard?
*goes to imdb to check*
Yes, apparently he is. Why?
Much in the same way there is a Die Hard 4. Why?
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post #87 of 117
10/23/08 at 1:20am
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
Holy shit. He's one of those fatties I see roaming the aisles at Wal-Mart.
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post #88 of 117
10/23/08 at 1:59am
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
Holy shit. He's one of those fatties I see roaming the aisles at Wal-Mart.
lol hay hows ur dad

(sorry)
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post #89 of 117
10/23/08 at 3:57am
Holy christ he's actually morphed into Harry Knowles.
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post #90 of 117
10/23/08 at 4:05am
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Originally Posted by Drew S. View Post
Seeing your morbidly obese father laying in bed all day, toking up and watching cartoons must be an awesome experience for his daughter.

Of course, he named her after a Batman character so she's probably fucked anyway.
Don't worry, anyone who recognizes the name "Harley Quinn" is a big fat nerd himself.
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post #91 of 117
10/23/08 at 12:39pm
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lol hay hows ur dad

(sorry)
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post #92 of 117
10/23/08 at 12:41pm
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Originally Posted by Gaybe Sapien View Post
Don't worry, anyone who recognizes the name "Harley Quinn" is a big fat nerd himself.
Even then, it's not a stretch for someone to go "Your parents fucking named your Harlequin?".

It's a bad name even if you lack Batman knowledge.
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post #93 of 117
10/23/08 at 3:01pm
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Originally Posted by Alanthar View Post
i swear IMDB had the director put Kevin Smith in LFDH just so people would burn up their bandwidth checking to see if that was ACTUALLY the fat guy from that mall movie
Live Free or Die Hard has gotten so many bad reviews that i havent bothered to watch the film.
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post #94 of 117
10/23/08 at 3:21pm
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Originally Posted by Drew S. View Post
Even then, it's not a stretch for someone to go "Your parents fucking named your Harlequin?".

It's a bad name even if you lack Batman knowledge.
I guess it would be worse if you had a harlequin baby.


*shudder*
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post #95 of 117
10/23/08 at 3:41pm
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
I guess it would be worse if you had a harlequin baby.


*shudder*
You motherfucker.

Why did I Google that at work?

You motherfucker.
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post #96 of 117
10/23/08 at 4:37pm
Sweet Jesus, he's huge! I remember him talking about his weight-gain at the Zack & Miri panel at Comi-Con, but I honestly thought he was joking around.

Maybe his friends and family had an intervention to discuss his weight. I hope he can get past this and lose the pounds. It'll be nothing short of a miracle if he doesn't drop the weight and yet somehow avoids a heart-attack by the time he turns 40.
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post #97 of 117
10/23/08 at 4:43pm
He looks like he ate 37 pizzas. In a row. End thread.
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post #98 of 117
10/23/08 at 9:44pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
You motherfucker.

Why did I Google that at work?

You motherfucker.
die

both of you

just...die
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post #99 of 117
10/23/08 at 10:21pm
If you just landed on the wikipedia page for harlequin baby it's not so bad ... but yeah, *shudder*
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post #100 of 117
10/23/08 at 10:40pm
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Originally Posted by Alanthar View Post
die

both of you

just...die
Jake wins because his was (almost) a haiku.
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