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post #1 of 12
10/22/08 at 4:07pm
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http://skippyslist.com/list/
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post #2 of 12
10/22/08 at 4:42pm
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82. May not form any press gangs.

83. Must not start any SITREP (Situation Report) with “I recently had an experience I just had to write you about….”
I lold
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post #3 of 12
10/22/08 at 4:52pm
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185. My name is not a killing word.
this
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post #4 of 12
10/22/08 at 9:50pm
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145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.

146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.
almost hurt my stomach laughing
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post #5 of 12
11/4/08 at 3:11pm
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7. Not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.
Awesome.
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post #6 of 12
11/4/08 at 3:54pm
The tears started flowing after these three (I'm not done yet):

59. May not make posters depicting the leadership failings of my chain of command.

60. “The Giant Space Ants” are not at the top of my chain of command.

61. If one soldier has a 2nd Lt bar on his uniform, and I have an E-4 on mine It means he outranks me. It does not mean “I have been promoted three more times than you”.
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post #7 of 12
11/10/08 at 5:23pm
213 reasons why I'm not military material.
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post #8 of 12
11/10/08 at 5:50pm
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84. Must not use military vehicles to “Squish” things.
Thats the most depressing thing I've heard all year.
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post #9 of 12
11/10/08 at 6:23pm
You were crying laughing? Really?
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post #10 of 12
11/10/08 at 6:47pm
Absolutely. I used to be a cadet.
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post #11 of 12
11/10/08 at 6:58pm
200. My chain of command is not interested in why I “just happen” to have a kilt, an inflatable sheep, and a box of rubber bands in the back of my car.

I actually saw a Celtic Band called the Tartan Terrors who works an inflatable sheep in their act whilst in Kilts. Wonder if he's related. Also, this guy is awesome.
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post #12 of 12
11/10/08 at 6:58pm
Someone get CHUDs Senior Military Analyst Frank Cobretti in here. Or CHUDs resident enlisted chewer It's Alive (Formerly GET AIDS NOW!) in here.
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