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post #1 of 5
10/22/08 at 11:10pm
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Looking at my inbox filled with porn spam, it occurs to me that someone is attempting porn spam haiku. I say, attempt, because these are not broken up into 3 lines. These are actual subject lines from my inbox.

Hot babe unleashing her huge round breasts. Of totalitarian.‏

She is swallowing just for you - no money wanted. meanly‏

Our girls are losing their minds in our movies. oscillated‏

Our obedient slaves like kneeling down. cake‏

I don't know if this is an offer or an insult-
We offer you more than 10 sites for free, pea-jacket‏

I never fall for those "re:about your order.." tags, but this is an interesting title to lure one to porn:

Jodie Foster has phobia of cats after almost being mauled to death by a lion on the set of 1972 movie NAPOLEON AND SAMANTHA.‏
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post #2 of 5
10/22/08 at 11:13pm
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Hot babe unleashing her huge round breasts. Of totalitarian.‏

That one is awesome.
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post #3 of 5
10/23/08 at 4:21am
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Jodie Foster has phobia of cats after almost being mauled to death by a lion on the set of 1972 movie NAPOLEON AND SAMANTHA.‏
Oh man I kinda got hard reading that
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post #4 of 5
10/28/08 at 12:14pm
My favorite porn spam subject was:

"Sometimes, not always, but sometimes I like to see a girl do it....with a horse."
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post #5 of 5
10/28/08 at 12:17pm
My favorite still has to be:

Fuck the Face? Yes or a NO?
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