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Beyonce' emulates Janet, Mariah, Diddy

post #1 of 13
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Now it's her turn to tell everyone what her "secret stage persona" is called. Please. If I told my friends to start calling me "Kick Ass Conners" when I played softball, they'd laugh me off the face of the earth.

From Yahoo.com:

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Just like the "Seinfeld" episode where George wanted everyone to call him "T-Bone," Beyonce Knowles would like to be known by a bold new name.

The R&B singer has christened herself "Sasha Fierce" for her new double album, "I Am ... Sasha Fierce," due in U.S. stores on November 18, and has released a lengthy justification for the comical moniker.

"I have someone else that takes over when it's time for me to work and when I'm on stage, this alter ego that I've created that kind of protects me and who I really am," the former Destiny's Child frontwoman said in a statement.

"Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I'm working and when I'm on the stage."

Additionally, she has set up a cryptic MySpace page (http://www.myspace.com/fuckyoubeyonce) that gives a "lucky person" the opportunity to receive a personal message and a gift bag valued at $500.

As George found out, nicknames usually do not work when they are self-bestowed. His colleagues thought he should be called Koko the monkey. In real life, rapper Eminem had better luck with his alter ego "Slim Shady," which he said came to him while he was on the toilet.
post #2 of 13
So is this like the Chris Gaines project (Garth Brooks), or like the Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus double-identity, or like the "formerly known as Prince" symbol? WTF. Musicians are wacko.

Was she recently struck on the head?

That Beyonce is outrageous. Truly truly truly outrageous.



EDIT: Will this "Sasha Fierce" pose in any prestigious and tastefully artistic gentleman's periodicals?
post #3 of 13
Ziggy Stardust is pissed off.
post #4 of 13
The better story about her is the guy that was pulled over with candy and a teddy bear saying he had to meet Beyonce on the GW Bridge.
post #5 of 13
That JEM pic is freaking hilarious. Especially because she looks just like Beyonce:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugbQHWxsP64
post #6 of 13
I wonder if it is Sasha or Beyonce who steals songs and video ideas?

More stories of Beyonce stealing from Kylie Minogue, Britney, and others.
post #7 of 13
I'm amazed she hasn't started calling herself Diana Ross.
post #8 of 13
Sounds like an alt porn star name.
post #9 of 13
Beyonce is done. She ain't got dung on Shontelle. Have you guys heard T-Shirt? That song is terrific. A true toe-tapper if ever there was one.
post #10 of 13
Kool Keith wants his gimmick back.
post #11 of 13
What a wanker.
post #12 of 13
Stupid, stupid, stupid. Please, just go away.
post #13 of 13
Her two new songs suck.
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