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Caption This! Sarah Palin Edition

post #1 of 37
10/23/08 at 2:08pm
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Photo by Stephen Nowers / Anchorage Daily News
Gov. Sarah Palin in her downtown Anchorage office. The decor includes the hide of a grizzly bear, shot by her father.



Sarah prefers sitting on fur after a serious case of the crabs.
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post #2 of 37
10/23/08 at 2:15pm
I knew it! She's a CRAAAAAAAAB PEEEEEOPLEEEEEEE!
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post #3 of 37
10/23/08 at 2:16pm
Why is the spawn of Dagon sitting on her coffee table? Is she conversing with it?
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post #4 of 37
10/23/08 at 2:16pm
The zip lock equipped bear skin was used by Sarah Palin in the movie "The Wicker Man" where she worked as a stuntwoman before entering politics as Mayor of Wasilla.
"It sure was hot inside that bear fur and gosh i missed the cooler climate of my Alaska",
says Sarah Palin of her ordeal on that movie.
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post #5 of 37
10/23/08 at 2:19pm
No real joke here because that's horrifying.
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post #6 of 37
10/23/08 at 2:22pm
After glimpsing the lobstrosity on her table, it was concluded that Sarah Palin was really Walter Padick, and that this was all a ploy to give the Crimson King more power over this world.
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post #7 of 37
10/23/08 at 2:23pm
Man, the Hall of Presidents sure has gotten weird.
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post #8 of 37
10/23/08 at 2:26pm
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Sarah is arguing for oompa loompa rights, "It doesn't matter if you are black or white or orange. We are all Gods children!"
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post #9 of 37
10/23/08 at 2:28pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Man, the Hall of Presidents sure has gotten weird.
You should see the new Taft. Freaky, man.
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post #10 of 37
10/23/08 at 2:35pm
After winning over the remnants of Gizzly Park and the Urotsukidoji, Sarah attempts to persuade the Devil in to joining her Gang of Evil for 2012.

Also...
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Originally Posted by JXN1138 View Post
Why is the spawn of Dagon sitting on her coffee table? Is she conversing with it?
fucking hilarious.
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post #11 of 37
10/23/08 at 2:37pm
Greetings from the Real America! Now meet Underlord Crab and his friends Tina Fey and Mr. Hide.
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post #12 of 37
10/23/08 at 2:43pm
One step closer to:
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post #13 of 37
10/23/08 at 2:47pm
Proof positive that "Shaking that Bear" gives you crabs.
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post #14 of 37
10/23/08 at 3:11pm
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Proof positive that "Shaking that Bear" gives you crabs.
Green little box to you!
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post #15 of 37
10/23/08 at 3:16pm
(AP) Gov. Sarah Palin holding an important "Vice-Presidential stuff" meeting with her inner circle. Not pictured: Harvey the Rabbit; Twinkle-Toes O'Shea, the leprechaun that lives under the couch that only Sarah can see; and the voices in her head.
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post #16 of 37
10/23/08 at 3:21pm
Here was see a dead Alaskan mammal and a spineless crustacean. There's also a bear and a crab in the picture.
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post #17 of 37
10/23/08 at 3:23pm
Nice legs though.
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post #18 of 37
10/23/08 at 3:24pm
Can someone with photoshop skills create an "Alaskatron" out of this?

You know the one with one human head at the rear, a bear head at the front a pair of human legs and a few crab legs from Season 2008?
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post #19 of 37
10/23/08 at 3:24pm
Pictured: 3 brain cavities, 0 brain activity.

Alternative: A clear sky and 3 empty heads.
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post #20 of 37
10/23/08 at 3:30pm
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Nice legs though.
Horrible shoes though.
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post #21 of 37
10/23/08 at 3:33pm
Gormclaw Palin, the newest addition to the Palin clan, performs a ceremonial child-flesh acquisition dance for reporters and staff. "When he hungers for the meal-that-is-forbidden, he really hungers for the meal-that-is-forbidden!" said an exhausted Palin as she reached for a sack full of child laborer hearts.

"Being a working Mom, too, is hard work."
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post #22 of 37
10/23/08 at 4:08pm
The Traveler, bored with old standbys such as the Torg and Slor, considers 3 even more terrifying Forms to present itself to the modern world.
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post #23 of 37
10/23/08 at 4:44pm
It looks like Governor Palin is "gettin' right in there" with the Jedi council.
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post #24 of 37
10/23/08 at 6:09pm
"Though the incident with Captain Solo was, indeed, a long long time ago, Cloud City continues to uphold its proud tradition of playing host to malevolent dignitaries who can't wait for their elderly superiors to die."
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post #25 of 37
10/23/08 at 6:14pm
"__________ ________ maverick _____ _______ ice hockey ________ Bridge to Nowhere _____, maverick."

You guys fill in the blanks.


So, do I win?
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post #26 of 37
10/23/08 at 6:31pm
"Iä! Iä! maverick Shub Niggurath! ice hockey Cthulhu R'lyeh! Bridge to Nowhere Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! maverick."
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post #27 of 37
10/23/08 at 7:02pm
That's some fine trim. Too bad about the crabs.
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post #28 of 37
10/23/08 at 7:08pm
Join us next week for an all new episode of Deadliest Snatch.
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post #29 of 37
10/23/08 at 7:31pm
This thread:
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post #30 of 37
10/23/08 at 9:33pm
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Originally Posted by Trav McGee View Post
"Iä! Iä! maverick Shub Niggurath! ice hockey Cthulhu R'lyeh! Bridge to Nowhere Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! maverick."
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post #31 of 37
10/23/08 at 9:49pm
**Edited for REALLY bad taste**



New

*picture taken moments before the crab leaps up and mutilates palin as revenge for their mighty bear-cousins*
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post #32 of 37
10/24/08 at 4:13am
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post #33 of 37
10/25/08 at 5:43pm
Nothing? Wow, tough board.
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post #34 of 37
10/25/08 at 7:12pm
It's a Saturday, Slade.

I liked it.
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post #35 of 37
10/25/08 at 7:23pm
*golf clap*
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post #36 of 37
10/25/08 at 7:46pm
I can dig it.
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post #37 of 37
10/25/08 at 10:45pm
Bravo Slade. Bravo.

Now someone photoshop Biden throwing a stick of dynamite yelling "Yeah, well fuck you too!" and we'll call it a day.
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